u gotta be honest tho: none of the bad would have happened with monika if shed been romanceable in the first place. the game screwed her there -- im not sayin what she did was Good by any means but man im sympathetic for her situation yknow? she never HAD a chance and its, sad,
SURE THE GIRL HAD AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS…. BUT TREATING HER LIKE SHE WAS UNLOVABLE SURE DIDNT HELP ANYTHING AT ALL IN THE LEAST
Summary: where one person is actually famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture (because srsly trying to catfish someone with a really famous person is hilarious and cute because the profile also had some really dorky info about liking model trains and farmers’ markets) cue an online romance and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, i mean, i thought you knew… (prompt by: @swingsetindecember)
Chat: I haven’t written some lesbians in fucking forever, soz
Dating online was a thing Daisy always wanted to try and she had no other way to get a date. Being a lesbian you had to know people to go out with them, because gay bars were filled with desperate or questioning girls, or that’s what she came by.
Other than that she was a famous. It was kind of an accident, she wanted to be an actress when she was really young and her parents supported her. She got her first role as a little kid in a sitcom and she upgraded to being the main bitch in a high school series.
Some days, Daisy felt like Sandy, a rude heterosexual who picked on the main character and other times she felt like shy Daisy that loved reading books in the back of a coffee shops (so no paparazzi could find her) and smiling shyly at butch lesbians who caught her eye.
Her sister had got a date a while back with a dating app for lesbians called GG (Gay Girls) it was a five dollar fee in the App Store, but she dished out everything for just a chance. Daisy briefly wondered if she could put her real name and picture, but decided that sure, who would know.
Our family, mom, dad, hyung, Jjanggu, I love you so much
Our members, Monie, Suga, Hobi, Jiminie, Taehyungie, Jungkookie, Seokjin loves you guys a lot.
Kawaii-ly cute Bang PD-nim, vice-president Choi Yoojung who is strong as well today, directorKim Shinkyu who is so lovely to me, my soul friend - director Yoon Seokjoon - who was mistakenly left out last time heoheoheoheoheoheoheo director Lee Hyuk, director Chaeeun who’s always energetic, I’m always thankful.
And our Hyukki-hyung, Jaehoonie-hyung, Eunjung-nim, Eunsang-nim, always thank you very very much. Bighit’s idols, Hobeomie-hyung, Sungseokie-hyung, Sejinie-hyung, Jungilie-hyung, Yoonjae-hyung, Soonhakie, Kwangtaek-nim, let’s have a dinner among idols after this album’s over!! Sunghyunie-hyung, Hyunjoo-noona, Sunkyung-nim, Gabriel-hyungnim who make our handsome faces even more handsome, I always love you. Sunjung-noona, Mijung-noona, Yeonhee-nim, Seungwoo-nim, Hyunryung-nim, Hyewon-nim who are working hard to recruit newbies, I hope you would work a little bit less hard. Hahahahahaha Pdogg PD-nim who made my song become so stunning this time, Dohyungie-hyung, Sangsangie, Changwonie-hyung, Jooyoungie-hyung, Bosungie-hyung, Wooyoung-nim, I hope you win the lottery. CC team who always makes my sorrow go away, Woojung-nuna, Surin-noona, Hyunji-nim, Bunhong-nim, cheer up. I’ll treat you later, even if it’s just chicken. Our Heesoon-hyungnim who got dark circles from working too much, Hayan-noona, Jinah-noona, Kyungjin-nim, Sungho-nim, Hyeyoung-nim Fan Marketing team’s legend Seulie-noona, Nayeob-noona, Yoori-nim, fighting. I will fill your fridge right away when I’m successful. PR Communication team, Seolhee-noona who always have to go through a lot, cheer up. The legend in the hair world - Head of Department Naejoo, Jinyoungie-hyung, makeup’s legend - Head of Department Dareum, Hyunah-nim, Seolji-nim Head of Department Hajung, Hyesoo-nim, Chaewon-nim, Seoyeon-nim who prepared beautiful outfits for us.
Bangtan’s professional MV team, director Lumpens, director GDW, Hyunwoo-hyungnim! And (..)*! I love you And teacher Sungdeuk, teacher Seongeun, teacher Narae, teacher Sungpil, teacher Byungho, Gaheonie, our lesson is still to be continued. Hoohoo And my friends who always stay beside and look after me, Gunhwanie, Hyunbinie, Geunho, Jinwoo-hyung, Joonwo-hyung, thank you Ken-ie, Sandeulie, Minhyukie-hyung, Seunghyubie who made be not bored in the celebrity world, I’m glad I have you guys ㅠㅠ
And ARMY ARMY ARMY
I love you ❤
*the phrasing is a little weird here, will edit later when I figure out
From his spot at the back of the display case, Connor watched Oliver laughing and joking with the others in the front. The front of the case was for the pastries. Muffins with sugared tops, coffee cakes with creamy glaze, and Oliver. Oliver, the most perfect cinnamon roll Connor had ever seen. The breakfast pastry that looked more delicious than them all.
(Please take out with credits to jeonheart@tumblr. Feel free to point out mistakes if there are any ^^)
Jin’s Thanks to…
To our family – Mom, Dad, older brother, Jjangu [his dog] –
I love you so much.
To our members, Moni, Suga, Hobi, Jiminie, Taehyungie,
Jungkookie, Seokjinie, I love you a lot.
To Bang PD-nim who is cute in a kawaii way, Choi Yoojung
vice president who is strong today as well, Dr. Kim Shinkyu who seems so lovely
to me, my forever friend Dr. Yoon Seokjoon who ate glue on accident once
hahahaha, Dr. Leehyuk, the always vigorous Dr. Chae-Eun – thank you always.
father, Kyeongminie, Monie, my family and relatives, I love you as always. Thank you Bang
Shi Hyuk PD-nim, vice president Choi Yu Jung, managing director Kim Shin Gyu, managing director Yoon
Seok Jun, managing director Lee Hyuk and managing director Chae Eun. Thank you Pdogg
hyung, Do Hyung hyung, Chang Won hyung, Bo Seong hyung and Ju Yeong hyung. Teacher Sung Deuk, thank you.
Song Hyeon hyung, Hyun
Ju noona, Seon Kyeong noona, Hye Su noona, Jae Won noona, Seo Yeon noona, Yeon
Hwa-nim, chief Nae Ju, Se Kyeongie hyung, Jin Yeongie hyung, chief Enok, Do
Yeonie hyung, family members, chief Da Reum and family members, thank you.
Woo Jung noona, Su Rin noona, Ha Yan noona, Seul Nu noona, Seol Hee noona,
Hyun Ji noona, Na Yeob noona, Na Ri noona and Bun Hong noona, thank you. CJ, ACC thank you. And thank you Soonsoo.
My friends, hyungs, noonas and dongsaengs who have been looking out for me,
stay healthy. And I’m always thankful. BTS, let’s continue like this in the future. ARMY, I love you so much. I will work hard on music. Bless all of you.