I had some asshole try to tell me that return policies can't be legally enforced. As in, if someone tries to make a return outside of a store's return period or return something for money instead of store credit, the store has to let them. Bitch, please. You want to spend the money to take a business to court because they won't let you return a pair of $40 slacks a year later go right ahead. Bet he screams at cashiers that it's illegal for them to refuse a $100 bill for a $0.99 purchase, too.