Official DOAB Tour set list/what happens

What happens:

• To begin, a countdown clock of ten mins is displayed on the screen
• The screen changes and Brendon comes out wearing the gold suit jacket and gold confetti is flustered everywhere
• A big moon is shown on the screen during Vegas Lights
Sparks are flying everywhere during Golden Days
• The stage opens, where Brendon is now seated on a grand piano playing Nine In The Afternoon
• While Miss. Jackson is playing, fire is being spewed from different areas of the stage
• Brendon is playing a spinning glittery piano for This Is Gospel
• After Gospel, and in the transition to Death Of A Bachelor and during so, Brendon is making his way through the audience hugging fans and taking selfies while singing and making his way back to the stage
• Brendon has now changed outfits to a black sparking suit
• Fire is used again for Emperor’s New Clothes
• Crazy = Genius involves fire as well
• Brendon is now drumming to Bruno Mars and Rihanna
• During G/G/B, pride icons/flags are being shown on the screen
• During the Rhapsody, Kenny jumps on the piano for his solo
Fire is used again for Victorious
White and gold confetti is dropped everywhere
• The boys bow to House of Memories


Set list:

1. Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time
2. LA Devotee
3. Ready To Go
[jazzy funk intermission]
4. Golden Days
5. Vegas Lights
6. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage
7. Camisado
8. But It’s Better When We Do
(AFYCSO Medley now with Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks)
9. Hallelujah
10. Nine In The Afternoon
11. Miss. Jackson
[transition where pete wentz (he’s not there, it’s a video shown on the screen) electrocutes brendon]
12. This Is Gospel
13. Death Of A Bachelor
14. The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
15. Cover of Billy Joel’s ‘Movin’ Out’
16. Emperor’s New Clothes
17. Nicotine
18. Crazy = Genius
19. Let’s Kill Tonight
20. Drum cover of Bruno Mars’ ‘24K Magic’ and Rihanna’s ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’
21. Girls/Girls/Boys
22. Cover of Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
23. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
24. Victorious
[closing speech // end]

other useful facts:
–> the house of memories opens at around 5pm. this gives you at least 2-4 hours there for everyone (around 100 people) to take pictures, explore and meet people
–> the countdown timer starts at 20:50pm wherever you are. after that timer, they officially start the show at 9pm. i advise finding your seat at around 8pm to get comfortable. this leaves you lots of time to buy merch beforehand
–> the concert lasts about an hour

I know a lot of ARMY are disappointed about YNWA being a repackage album and a lot of ARMY are saying ‘don’t blame bangtan! how can they have a full album comeback when they just had one?’ And the truth is the people that are disappointed about the repackage album aren’t blaming bangtan at all, they are blaming the marketing technique bighit is using to take our money. The boys are working hard and we all appreciate that but BigHit, it would really nice if you would’ve informed everyone that YNWA was a repackaged album. I would’ve bought the album anyway because I’m so far up bangtan’s ass. It’s just developing trust issues between your consumers (ARMY) and you.

One shots

♛ MASTERLIST ♛ of my one shot collection

Jikook (Jimin and Jungkook)

1. Beautiful Omega -wolf au

2. Smol Jimin, Jealous Jungkook -fluff

3. My Little Jimin - cat hybrid au

4. Valentine’s Day -fluff

Baekyeol (Baekhyun and Chanyeol)

1.Cat Hybrid Baekhyun - cat hybrid au

2. I love my taller boyfriend -fluff

3. Jealous Baekhyun -fluff

Meanie (Mingyu and Wonwoo)

1. Clingy Omega Wonwoo -wolf au

2. Snowflake -fluff

3. My Student, my Headmaster - teacher and student

Kaisoo (Kai and Kyungsoo)

1. I can protect you -bullying au, romance

2. My pregnant husband -mpreg

3. Cute Vampire -fluff, vampire au

Hunhan (Sehun and Luhan)

1. Handsome Professor Oh -teacher and student

2. Blonde Omega -wolf au

Markson (Mark and Jackson)

1. Money boy -romance

2. Alpha Jackson -wolf au, mpreg

Jeongcheol (Jeonghan and S.Coups)

1. Jealous S.Coups -romance

2. Kiss Kiss -fluff

3. Cheater or not? -fluff

Namjin (Seokjin and Namjoon)

1. Mommy, how did you met daddy? -mpreg

Vhope (Taehyung and Hoseok)

1.Clumsy Taehyung -romance

Taoris (Tao and Kris)

1.Arranged Marriage -mpreg, wolf au

Little love stories

So, late to the party, but

I just realized if the singing was coming from the crystal golems, it was coming from Kraavitz doing the voice thing he likes to do.

He was singing about Maureen getting dragged out by Lucas. 

Meaning he was being a sarcastic cheeky dick about it. Because he’s a fucking nerd and also amusing himself on the job.

This fucking reaper nerdlord was making up songs about his bounties while stalking them through the base. 

This fucking dork got his ass ran off after singing ominous music through a lab being slowly overtaken by pink tourmaline. Made of said gemstone. 

What a gay icon.

Making that money, chasing pretty boys, and singin’ show tunes.