I’m gonna buy a Furby and gag it with a sheet, then tie it up and hide it above one of the tiles in the ceiling. Time will pass, but shit will start to go down. People will hear voices and weird sounds coming from the roof. Eventually, someone might even look into it. But what are they going to find? Nothing, because this fucking Furby is going to move. I’m talking bathrooms, lockers, classrooms. You name it, this fucking Furby will haunt the shit out of it. People will start to get freaked out. Rumors will spread. The buddy system will be woefully reinstated. But what happens when Furbies are neglected? The answer is simple. They start to cry. And just like that, this Furby infestation will evolve into a full-fledged Furby poltergeist. It will whine, moan, scream and beg. You won’t be able to take a dump without something sinister crying ‘feed me, feed me’ from the ventilation. And when the battery starts to die, the Furby’s sound system will get fucked up. It will warp, glitch, malfunction- People will have nightmares. Rooms might get locked, maintenance crews will get called in. Hell, someone might even call a Shinto priest to exorcise the miniature demon terrorizing the school. And after all the chaos this little Furby will unleash, it will suddenly stop. It will stop moving, stop crying. The walls will finally go silent. And at long last, they’ll find it. Gagged and bound, with the batteries taped to it’s face. But it’s not over yet, oh no. They’ll throw this Furby out, that’s a given. With the evil destroyed, life will go back to normal. The days will fly by, and when the time comes for graduation, all will be swell. The last day of school will go off without a hitch. Until, that is, the announcements come on. We’ll hear the usual garbage- How it was a great year, the grads will be missed, and to have a good summer. And finally, how the graduating class has a special message to the rest of the student body. A voice recording from our very own Furby- with the warped, feeble words played into the PA.
-Dropping you off to school on his way to the studio
-Buying you tampons (or pads)/condoms
-If you’re in urgent need
-Giving you advice about dating
-Helping you through your heartbreaks
-By eating lots of ice cream
-And watching anime and drama
-’He/She didn’t deserve you anyway.’
-Playing with your hair to help you relax
-Ending up with writing a song about your heartbreak
-’Hyung/Oppa~~ why are you using my misery to earn money?~’
-Pranking your parents together
-Teaching you how to play piano when he’s free
-Taking you to fancy restaurants
-Bringing you the prettiest gifts from all around the world
-And you love him the most because he is so protective of you.
A/N: So sorry I couldn’t post all week but class started for me and I was pretty busy with my mom as well since she joined my college and I had to help her as well. I hope I won’t be too busy and I’ll be able to post more often.
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Here's a fun april fools day you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.