money is insanity

Shocking and gross things you could have people right on a sign for $5 that aren’t antisemitic:

1. I fuck goats

2. Deez nuts

3. I literally eat feces

4. Fuck fuck fuck penis

5. I have 7 dicks

6. Fuck her right in the pussy

I mean like there are a lot of shocking things you can make people say to prove a point that people will do anything for money (which is an insane thing to test anyway, esp if you’re rolling in $$$, it’s called taking advantage of people who are desperate) that isn’t a nazi mantra

You don’t need to resort to a literal nazi mantra to shock people.

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Sooooooo, Tenka’s Ai no Ran Christmas battle event split the 12 samurais into six unusual pairings, right. And their bonus chibi (which requires you to feed each lord 850 cakes to unlock) is choir /carolling angel above *squeals*. 

Looking at the chibis I wonder why some of them sing and some just ring a bell (hahahah) then I realised that if you pair them with the classic pairing above, each pair consists of a bell ringer and a carolling angel, fufufufu ^^

Last three images were screencap of the rich and fabulous Tenka player who have managed to get these chibis despite the fact that the battle just started 36 hours ago. Oh, oh yes, starting with this battle you can have two chibis in your castle! There are Santa and Rudolph chibis too as ranking prize. The way this game demands your money is insane and effective

I MEAN THE POSSIBILITIES! CREATING STORIES WITH THE ADORABLE CHIBIS IN YOUR CASTLE!!! HAVING TWO OF YOUR BAES (THREE IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR VISITS) AAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!

not that im saying i know people are but if you happen to be crossing into canada here are some tips:

  • Sunglasses are your friend, snow can get blinding
  • Sunscreen is necessary for bright days. Sun reflects off the snow and onto your skin don’t get sunburnt
  • brighter days mean colder weather.  there’s less insulated heat on those days so wear warmer clothes.
  • down clothing is the best for cold weather.
  • if you’re planning on doing long hikes don’t wear gore tex. itll trap the sweat and make it colder.
  • wool is the next best thing to down.
  • sleeping bags lie. -40 doesn’t mean comfortable at -40 it means you’ll survive but you wont like it.
  • learn how to make a quinzee just in case
  • snowshoes will help sooooooooooo much.
  • american coins have a 1:1 exchange rate with canadian coins. bills do not. if you’re making small purchases use coins to save money.
  • it’s insanely hard to make a fire in winter, just, dont try. get a small stove like this:

you can make food and boil water in there and it’s compact.

  • snow pants are great they keep you warm and snow out
  • dont cross over bodies of water. it’s been a warm winter and that means that theres a large chance the ice wont hold and you dont want to end up in ice water
  • don’t get wet. hypothermia can set in quick and can kill you even quicker.
    • in case you do get wet change into dry clothes asap
    • dont take off the wet clothes in you dont have spares
    • use blankets to warm yourself up
    • using another persons body heat doesnt work it just makes them colder
  • in case of frostbite:
    • warm affected body parts up slowly. the water in the cells has frozen and sudden defrosting can make the cells expand and explode. you don’t want that
    • if it’s black go to a hospital. call an ambulance staying off the grid is not worth gangrene
    • you can get frostbite in your eyes be careful
  • the lighter your pack the easier it is to hike
  • be safe please
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The love of my life … Post deployment haircut and moustache (THANK GOD ITS GONE NOW!! 🙌🏼). This is the day his family (older sister on the left ) and I got him back from his 6 month deployment, 3 weeks ago.
Since then we have managed to live of little to no money, battle through floods and insane heat, move into our first home and overcome all the (major) teething issues this place has.
Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day that we got to spend together, we got to wake up next to each other and fall asleep together in the same bed ❤️ in the 5.5 years of dating, only one was spent together… and looking back, I don’t even care. I would do it all over again, if it meant I could have what we do now.
3 weeks ago you came home.
1 week ago our life together officially started.

HEEELP I’m gonna have no money for 6 weeks, so who wants some rly cheap art?

WHO WANTS SOME COOL ART??

 Basically my student loan is going to take 6 WEEKS to process (fuuuck) and until then I’m going to have literally no money for uni supplies/clothes/food/general life stuff, so I’m going to start taking commissions/ requests but I’m going to do them for SUPER DUPER CHEAP


So if you ever wanted me to draw you/ a friend/ something ridiculous NOW IS THE TIME :) :) 


I’m going to be charging £10/ $15.17 a pop for digital coloured pieces like these, usually they’re around £20/ $30 but I’m kinda desperate so yeah

 
HIT ME UP 

hunkyd0ry@hotmail.co.uk OR send me an ask, PayPal is necessary if I don’t know you in person ^_^

‘Vale’s premier party girl. Goes by the name of 'Coco’, She has a taste for the eccentric and the expensive. Owns every major club in Vale City, All of them themes to suit her tastes. Hell her second in command, Cute Aussie girl named Velvet, actually works in the playboy bunny 'fun land’. Fitting considering she’s a rabbit Faunus, but whatever. Point is, You want them on your side. Coco has the money and the insanity to get you what you need so long as you help her out in return. And her 'Other half’? Heard she was a crack shot with that AK-47 of hers..’

.:Grand Theft Auto: Vale City:.

(Special thanks to theivorytowercrumbles for the hilarious idea of Coco sitting on a pile of money with golden mini-Uzi’s)