mondays are cool now

I’m so annoyed with WWE right now, I just have to rant. How the hell are Smackdown or RAW okay with their Women’s Division right now? First of all, you idiots had a man pull down the briefcase in the first ever Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match. Then not even twenty-four hours later on RAW; y’all have a three-hour show but don’t have a women’s match until 10:53pm!? The match didn’t even last a minute. All their women got shoved into one single segment. This is such bullshit. The women deserve so much better. I feel so insulted as a woman wrestling fan right now. This isn’t cool! 

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Wait.... An Update that's Not on monday? That's cool but... I thought the Updates are only monday... Ok... It's cool. Now my reaction to this Page. Yeah Asriel. Be like you mom. Be a wonderful goat. You are awesome!!!

We typically update every Monday and Thursday! (Last week we missed Thursday due to technical disasters.)

To make up for it, we’re posting an additional page tomorrow! Don’t get too used to it though, we’re returning to our usual Monday and Thursday schedule next week.

i get to see my dog again on monday!!!
in celebration, i’m doing a commission sale this weekend! $5 off all pets! :D check out the deets here

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sale’s over! thanks to all who bought commissions! i’ll be finishing them up tonight and tomorrow c:

What I look for in a boyfriend:

  • good music taste
  • tall
  • funny
  • smart
  • cool hair
  • glasses
  • pretty blue eyes
  • deep voice
  • in a band
  • birthday on a French Holiday
  • has a debut album out
  • band named after previously mentioned French Holiday
  • likes converse and black skinny jeans
  • name rhymes with man kiss
  • no wait
  • Dan Smith
  • I am looking for Dan Smith to be my boyfriend
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DOCTOR WHO IS COMING TO MINECRAFT this Friday, October 3rd.

Available on over 84 million Xbox devices worldwide, Minecraft players will have access to a range of Doctor Who assets, allowing them to change their avatar to resemble their favourite characters from the show.

The first pack – priced at just $2.99/£1.99/€2.85/$2.95AUS – will include a character inspired by the Twelfth Doctor, plus five other Doctors, each of their on-screen companions and some of the Doctor’s most well known adversaries including his arch-nemeses, the Daleks.

The deal will bring more packs as time goes on, introducing many of the most recognisable characters from the past 50 years of Doctor Who. Each skin pack will feature at least six Doctors and will be released regularly following the broadcast episodes in Series 8. (x)

There goes our weekend.

I just counted, and I have 75 finals-related tabs/windows/applications/documents open on my laptop which are all serving some sort of purpose right now. This doesn’t count the 12 journal articles I have open on the other computer I’m using.

I am fine with this and this is fine

Tough decisions

*Your pov*

I woke up with somebody’s arm wrapped around my waist I couldn’t get up because whoever it was they were grabbing me hard I tried to turn around and I saw this guy the guy who I’ve had the biggest crush on Nate,Nate maloley. I smiled when I remembered last night night but I’m I just a one night stand? Did I do a.mistake? Did he even have feelings for me? What do i do after this? Isn’t it going to be awkward?I was so deep into my thoughts when I heard Nate shift in bed “good morning babe” “morning Nate” “how was yesterday night” I turned bright red remembering what had happened “it could’ve been better” “you know you liked it so I’m not complaining” “well im leaving Nate” “wait why it’s Saturday we don’t have school” “well wasn’t I a one night stand?” “Y/n what are you talking about of course your not I’ve liked you since freshmen year I just never had the balls to ask you out” “this is a joke right?” “No it’s not how can I make you believe me?” “By proving it” “get dressed I’m taking you to eat breakfast” me and Nate had a amazing time while eating breakfast coming to this party was a really good idea after all then, me and Nate exchanged numbers in Sunday he invited me to meet some of his friends I found out they went to the same school they were Nash Grier,Cameron Dallas,Jack gilinsky,Jack Johnson,and Sam Wilkinson. They were really nice and cool
Great now it’s Monday whoo let’s celebrate!😔😒 at least I get to see Nate
*At school*
I meet my best friend y/f/n “HEY” “hey y/n how you and Nate?“ "Were good we’re not together or anything were just fiends” “friends with benefits” “y/f/n stop!” “Okay sorry ha!” “Well I’ll see in 4period” “bye y/n” *LUNCH* “Hey y/n” “hey Nate” he hugged me and spun me around I heard Sam yell relationship goals “I’m going to kill you Sammy” “no you love me” “whatever” “so y/n come over to my house tonight” Nate said “sure” *At home* I got home feeling dizzy and wanting to vomit I burst to through the bathroom door and just threw up my lunch and breakfast this is soo disgusting!! I laid in my bed I was feeling dizzy I dozed off into a nap I was dreaming about Nate me and this baby?? Wait what a baby?? That’s when my phone rang saw the caller ID it was Nate “hey y/n what’s wrong I’m waiting for you” “sorry Nate I think I’m sick I’ve been throwing up and I’ve been dizzy I won’t be able to make it I’m sorry” “it’s alright I hope your better should come by?” “No it’s fine my parents don’t want any friends rn cuz they’re working on something for their job I’ll see you tomorrow Nate” “text me or call me y/n if anything happens..I love you take care see you tomorrow” “goodnight Nate i love you too” with that I hanged up wow did Nate just tell me he loved me?!?! What?!?! I tried to sleep again but I remembered the dream with a baby. I woke up feeling dizzy and nauseous again I rushed to the restroom and let it all out I stayed home from school I wasn’t feeling well I talked with y/f/n and she said I might be pregnant when I got the pregnancy test it was positive!! Should I tell Nate! This is the end of my teenage life! Ama be a mom?? What?? This is a dream!! I cried so much this is not real please god let this be a dream oh god!! I figured the beat way was to ignore Nate so he wouldn’t find out well that didn’t go well he found the test in my room “y/n what is this bullshit” “Nate look I-” “tell me the truth is it mines or not?” “It’s yours I’m s-so sorry” “y/n your going to be a mom ama be a dad I’m too young” “sorry Nate I didn’t mean for this to happen” “y/n it was my fault too we’ll get through this I promise” “Nate no your career as a rapper you can’t do this with a child” “yes I could y/n trust me well get through this together with our baby” I smiled at how much he has matured “now y/n I’ve never asked you this but will you be my girlfriend? Soon to be my wife?” “Omg yes Nate” “I love you soo much lil mama” I giggled at that name “I love you more” Authors note Sorry this is horrible hope y'all like it part 2??

Luke Hemmings Fanfiction → Good Girl Gone Bad

Plot: Summer is over and a new school year begins. Little did Ana know how much everything would change this year. New students, new classes and a new teacher. Luke Hemmings. Ana fell in love with him the minute she saw him They end up having an affair not caring about the fatal consequences.

Authors Note:  Please tell me what you think!

Chapter 7: Lies

I woke up who know’s how many hours later. My head hurt like hell and I was still feeling incredibly dizzy. I didn’t know where I was or what exactly happened. I slowly sat up and looked around, realizing that I wasn’t in my own room.  

A sudden realization hit me. Ashton. I was at Ashton’s. The last thing I remember was him ripping my clothes off of me. Or was it just a dream? No. My clothes were really gone but instead I was wearing an oversized grey ramones tee.

Did he..?

No he couldn’t have…

I was unsure of what to do, but since I didn’t even know Ashton that well I decided to grab my things and get out of here before he comes back. Quickly I put my jeans on and raced out of his room, trying to remember the way out of the house. 

“Hey there sleepyhead.” A dark voice behind me called out. I stopped my tracks and slowly turned around, tensing my whole body. There he sat, shirtless, showing off his tattoos. “Why are you in such a rush?” Ashton asked. “I uhm I just .. I need to go home.” I stuttered. “Why? Don’t you want breakfast or anything? Or take a shower, no offence but you look pretty done.” he laughed. 

I furrowed my brows, “What happened yesterday?” I blurted out. If he would have…raped me he wouldn’t act like this. Or would he? “Well long story short, after I gave you the pills and left you alone for a minute to get you something to eat, you decided to drink almost half a bottle of Jack Daniels. Bad idea.”  he frowned. “But, you, my clothes -“

“ I found you passed out on my bed and I thought you’d be more comfortable without jeans so I gave you my shirt to sleep in.” he explained and pointed to the ramones shirt I was still wearing. “So you didn’t, you know..?” I asked, biting my lip. “What? Rape you?” he asked shocked. “I may be an asshole but I’d never ever rape a girl." 

My body relaxed and I let out a small sigh. Thank god. “So, you wanna eat something? I can make you pancakes or whatever.” he suggested. I raised my eyebrows, “I didn’t take you for cook.” Offended he crossed his arms over his chest, “You’d be surprised what I can do.”

"Alright alright. Let me tase your awesome pancakes then.” I laughed. “And while you’re making them, can I take a quick shower?”

“Sure thing. Take the upstairs bathroom. Second door on the left. Towels are in the drawer under the mirror." 

"Thank you." 

**

After that well needed shower I trotted back to the kitchen, the smell of fresh made pancakes creeping up my nose. “Smells great!” I smiled and sat down. “I know.” Ashton smiked. “Oh and by the way your mom called like a hundred times in the last twenty minutes.” The smile vanished from my face, I was gone for I don’t even know how long and I never called my mom. “What day is it?” 

"Uhm Friday." 

"Oh shit.” I cursed and checked the time. It was 10.37a.m. “Shit shit shit.” I jumped from the chair, grabbed all my things and rushed to the front door. “I take a rain check on those pancakes.” I yelled beofre running outside.

I’m so screwed.

My mom is probably worried to death. I never forgot to call her and tell her where I’ve been. What should do now? Go home and talk to my mother or go to school?  I didn’t want to confront my mother just yet so I decided to go to school. I’d rather talk to my friends about what happened yesterday than my mother. That was certainly one thing I couldn’t tell her, she wouldn’t understand.

When I was almost at school my phone ran once again. The called ID said ‘Mom’. Nervously I answered the phone. “Hey mom.” I said as happily as I could. “Ana Emilia Winters! Where the hell have you been last night?” 

Yes I’m officially screwed. My mom never uses my full name unless I did something incredibly wrong.

“I’m so so sorry mom! I was at Sam’s. My phone died and I forgot to charge it.” I lied.

“And how come you phone is charged now. Aren’t you at school?”

Shit.

“Of course I am. I charged it there.” I said hoping she’s buy it. 

There was a short pause before she said, “I was really worried about you.”

“I’m sorry mom.”

“We’re gonna talk about that when you get home.” she sighed.

“Okay. See you later.” I mumbled and hung up the phone. Guilt washed over me, I didn’t know what has gotten into me yesterday, I totally overreacted.

**

“Ana! Oh my god Ana where have you been? Why didn’t you call me back? Why didn’t you answer any of my text?” Sam yelled and embraced my in a tight hug. “Seriously Ana, what happened yesterday? Why didn’t you tell us where you were going? We were worried about you. Damn it.” Michael said and hit my shoulder. 

Should I tell them the truth? But that meant telling them about Luke and I don’t think that would be a good idea so I decided to lie.

“Well yesterday I had really really bad cramps you know that’s why I rushed out of school and when I got home I talked to my mom, I put my phone on the kitchen table and I must have forgot it there, that’s why I didn’t reply to your calls and texts. And I was still feeling bad this morning, I didn’t want to come at fist but I’m feeling all better now. Sorry you had to worry about me.”

They exchanged a look and nodded. “It’s okay. But don’t ever scare us like that again. Alright?” Calum said. “Promise.” I replied and faked a smile. I was feeling really bad for lying to them but I couldn’t tell them what happened between Luke and me and I certainly didn’t want to tell them that I went home to a stranger to forget about what happened. It was way to embarrassing.

Luckily I wouldn’t have to see Luke today. I had neither Math nor history or English. I knew that I couldn’t avoid him forever but the weekend would be enough for now.

After the last period was over  I said goodbye to Sam since she had to rush home because it was her grandmas birthday, and walked with Michael and Calum to our lockers. “Do you wanna hang out tomorrow? I want you all to meet Hilary tomorrow. Sam and Michael both said yes already.” Calum asked and Michael nodded in agreement. “I’d love to meet her!” I smiled. “So is it serious between you two?”

“Maybe. I really like her and I think I’m gonna ask her if she wants to be my girlfriend. But I want you to meet her first.” he shyly smiled and blushed. “Aw isn’t he adorable when he’s in love.” Michael said and pinched Calum’s cheek. “Shut up.” Calum mumbled and slapped Michael’s hand away. “You’re such idiots.” I laughed. 

“We know. Anyway, I call you later and tell you the exact time and place alright?”

“Sure.”

“Awesome. I have to hurry now. Football practice. See you tomorrow.” Calum smiled and ran towards the gym. “You wanna grab something to eat? I’m starving.” Michael annouced, rubbing over his belly. “I’d love to but I kinda promised my mom to come home straight after school.”

“It’s alright. I understand. Abandon me, like everyone else. It’s okay.” Michael sobbed. “Oh I’m so sorry, will you ever forgive me?”

“Buy me frozen yoghurt on monday and we’re cool.”

“Will do. Now go before you starve.” I laughed.

He gave me a hug and walked away. “Ana.” A familiar voice called out.

Please no.

Ignoring the voice that called out my name, I shut my locker and walked towards the door. “Ana please wait.” he called out again. I proceeded walking but I was hold back. Luke grabbed my wrist and turned me around so I had to face him. Our eyes met, we were only inches apart. His touch send fire to my whole body and my heartbeat sped up.

“I don’t wanna talk to you.” I whispered. “Please let me go.” He looked at me with pleading eyes and immediatly let go of my wrist. “Can I talk to you? Please.” he begged. I shook my head no, “I have to go home. My mother is waiting for me.” I mumbled and turned around, rushing away from Luke.

**

I arrived home with tears in my eyes. All the way home the kiss came back into my mind and then his words from yesterday. Why would he want to talk to me now? To hurt me even more? I wasn’t even halfway through the door when my mom pulled me into her arms. “I’m so glad you’re okay! I was so worried about you.” she sobbed. “I’m okay mom, really.” I fake smiled. “You never forgot to call me Ana. Why this time?” she asked and broke the hug. “I don’t know I guess I just had too much on my mind. We had a lot of homework to do and Sam and I had to help decorating for her grandmas birthday. I’m really sorry okay.”

There it was again. This guilty feeling. Why couldn’t I just tell the truth?

“It’s okay. Just please don’t ever forget it again. Alright?”

“Alright.” I said. “Why are you dressed so fancy? And why is there a suitcase?”

“I have a business trip this weekend. I told you last week." 

"Oh right. I forgot. When are you leaving?”

“I’m already late atually. I just wanted to wait for you. I was at the store earlier and bought you some things for this weekend. I’ll be back Sunday night.”

“Okay. Call me when you get there?”

“Of course I will sweetie.” she smiled and gave me a kiss on the cheek. “Love you." 

"Love you too mom. Have a save trip." 

I let out a loud sigh and dropped my bag to the floor. Maybe I should call Sam and ask her if she wants to come over tonight. Then I remembered her grandmas birthday. I really didn’t want to be alone tonight. I pulled out my phone and clicked on my contact list.

Should I call him maybe?

Hesitantly I pushed the green button and waited for him to pick up. “Hey, are you calling for the pancakes? They are waiting for you.” he laughed. “You could bring them tonight. My mom is gone and I though maybe you wanna hang out?” I asked. “Aw do you miss me already?

"Shut up. Do you wanna come over or not?”

“Sure thing. When and where?” I told him the address and and time and hung up the phone. I didn’t know why I was calling Ashton instead of Calum or Michael but I really wanted to see him again. 

**

It was around seven when Ashton rang my doorbell. “Hey there princess.” he greeted me and stepped inside. “Haven’t we talked about that whole princess thing?” I said and rolled my eyes. “You talked. I listened.” he winked. “Nice house by the way.”

“Thanks. Do you want a drink or anything?" 

"Depends on what ‘or anything’ is.” he smirked, raising an eyebrow. 

“Well..” I started not really knowing what I should say next. I nervously looked around the room and tried to think about a good comeback. “Well what?” Ashton asked and took a step forward. When I didn’t say anything he took another step and grabed me by the waist pulling me close to him. 

“Ashton - ” but before I could finish my sentence the doorbell rang. “I have to get that.” I said and wiggled out of Ashton’s grip. I opened the door to see Luke stading in front of me with a bunch of roses in his hands.

“Hello Ana.”

My heart sank into me knees and I immediatly knew this wouldn’t end very well.