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Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars: Draco and Harry's Great Big Dental Adventure (12970 words) by ICMezzo [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Mrs Granger (Harry Potter), Mr Granger (Harry Potter)
Additional Tags: Comedy, Crack, Slash, tooth fairy, silly!fic
Summary:

Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he’s had his wisdom teeth pulled, he’s tempted to try again. He knows it’s silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic.

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Poncification (2324 words) by AuroraExecution [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott
Additional Tags: Humor, Crack, Ice Cream, Snark, Breakfast, Hogwarts Eighth Year
Series: Part 1 of Breakfast Theory ‘Verse
Summary:

The porridge is particularly bland this morning, so why is Draco Malfoy wandering around violating the dress code? And how does he get off asking Harry Potter to ice cream at Hogsmeade?!