• Midorima:Okay, now you all be quiet! My mother’s on the phone and-
  • Murasakibara:Hi mom~
  • Kise:Oh, oh, yes! Oh yeah, right there! Right there! Yes! YES!
  • Kuroko:Midorima-kun, please come back to bed.
  • Aomine:What the fuck, Midorima! Put your pants back on!
  • Momoi:Maybe I should cook some meth.
  • Akashi:[moans]
  • Midorima:
  • Midorima:Why.

the great knb baseball au!

my wonderful friend @rovmustang​ came up with a very in depth knb baseball au and after we talked about shinchan in sports goggles, i just had to draw him (which turned into needing to draw All of them in the span of like three days) so here are the gom + kagami!

her au can be found here as she posts all the parts

  • Midorima:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Murasakibara:What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Midorima:That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Murasakibara, learn to listen.
  • Kuroko:What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Midorima:It’s voodoo.
  • Akashi:What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Midorima:That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Kise:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Aomine:That’s kinky.
  • Momoi:Oh my god.