momma knows best...and everything else

miscellaneous weston school headcannons
  • this school may seem pristine and perfect on the outside, but boy, it’s a mess on the inside
  • half the time the students don’t even know where they’re supposed to be
  • the most infamous of them being from Edward Midford, who, halfway through latin class got up and brokenly whispered: “this is not maths”
  • people sleep everywhere
  • it’s gotten to the point where no one really speaks louder than they do in the library, because usually someone is around and asleep
  • mcmillian once climbed up a three meter high tree and slept there because people were “too loud” in his room
  • “God damnnit Joanne get down from the windowsill you’re gonna get sick - how did you even get up there it’s like four meters up–will somEonE wAke hIm uP? GET ME A FUCKING LADDER!”- Maurice
  • Maurice and Joanne are in a love- hate relationship
  • Like they “pretend”to hate eachother but people have found them studying together, reading from the same book, looking out for eachother and on one rare occasion, even sleeping on the benches/tables in the common room
  • They both deny it
  • finaly s week is another hell
  • if gregory didn’t already have eyecircles, he now has racoon eyes. Literally
  • “Dude your eye make up is on fleek. teach me”- Cheslock
  • “what” “oh nvm”
  • people sleep during class and the teachers don’t mind anymore
  • random screaming is heard, mostly with someone responding “I KNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M TRYING TO STUDY!”
  • Joanne started screaming in the cafeteria, no one minded
  • herman joined
  • burnouts are also a regualar occurence
  • sources say lawrence once recited his latin phrases to a squirrel
  • joanne: “I’m going to be a stripper fml”
    Cheslock: “that’s the dirtiest thing you’ve said so far, I’m proud of you”
  • Maurice, after the last final, picked up a chair and screamed in joy
    “WE BROKE MAURICE ABORT ABORT”
  • A party was held after finals week, even the young ones got wasted (On soda and caffeine, not on alc)
  • green house hosts sports contests, espeacially ones where you have to form teams: So far its: -edward and herman(BUT THAT’S UNFAIR!-Cheslock. “Aight you change with herman” (Edward and cheslock are close friends now))
    -joanne and maurice
    -gregory and herman (Were you always this light, greg? Yes shut up)(Gregory only begrudgingly agreed to this)
    -lawrence and clayton
    -edgar and mcmillian
  • the teatre group rehearses in the cafeteria like no ones buisness
  • most of the students now know ‘a midsummer nights dream’ by heart now
  • edgar approached joanne while he was reading, got hissed at, before joanne screamed in embaressment( edgar thought it was funny, no hard feelings there)
  • mcmillian writes everyone really detailed valentines cards
  • edward and cheslock can d a  n  c e– they can move thier bodies, it’s unreal >Joanne can sing so high it’s kinda creepy
  • cheslock consoles people very well, so he knows everything about everyone, but won’t use it as blackmail, he’s not sunken that low, his momma raised him well
  • edgar and herman give the best hugs
  • Everyone else is trying to get them to hug eachother
  • Gregory, Cheslock, Maurice, Mcmillian and, surprisingly, Joanne are the cryptid team
  • They go into abandoned buildingy together and look  for cryptids and ghosts
  • ghosts they’ve found
  • a lot of them
  • in this school, there’s not really that much rivalry, no harmful one anyway
  • Everyone just does their thing, as long as they stay in their lane, no one minds
  • s l e e p o v e r s  a n d g o s s i p
  • at the end of a school year, everyones crying in eachothers arms

RFA with child that wants to be like them in future.

Maybe I will add V/Saeran in future!

Yoosung:

- He is very happy to hear that. He cries tears of joy hearing that.

- His eyes brighted at the idea to teach his own child about that wonderful job!

- But he is a little worried that he will mess it up or bore him/her.His son/daughter has to ensure him he is not boring/ he will do fine. 

- Will tell them story how he went to university because of his cousin (involving story about Sally) and how their mother motivated him to continue learning.

- Oh boi, will he talk about you.. how did you two meet.. how much he loves you.. even how you went one day to cinema to watch horror film ( he will say that you were the one who was scared and he protected you, but in reality  he was the one who got scared the shit out of him)

- Litterally takes that kid to his job to show everything to them.

- If there is a pet his child wants/is their favorite. He is going to buy/adopt it (unless its something like tiger lol) He will tell them all curiosities about that animal!

- Will take her/him to zoo, barn, aquarium, forest or even safari! Anything related to animals! Of course if you acccept that kind of trips. Mother’s sentence is very important.

- He will have heart attack if his child  come near dangerous animal. Please dont do this to him. Later on, he wont let her/him go too far without him

- Very fun but anxious/worried 24/7.


Zen:

- Here we see the most proud parent of the year.

- Seriously. He LOVES the idea to be his child’s mentor.

- Will always be at his son’s/daughter’s performance at school. He will be the one loudly screaming ,, THATS MY BOY/GIRL!” even if its terrible. He will be here for his child.

-  He will practice with him/her a lot. When I mean a lot I mean a LOT. More than 50% bonding with his child is practicing/helping them with their lines but that doesnt mean there is no fun. Remember he is a cool dad.

- He is that one parent that shows everyone their child’s performances like ,,Have you seen her/him? Isnt he/she just the most talented kid you have seen in your life? Look its her/him here!”.

- Straightforward registering his child to theatre/dance club.

-He will make sure they look FABULOUS. Makes sure they are a star above all.

-If any other kid makes fun of them. He will fight them. He will scare shit out of him/her. You will need to calm him or he will fight that kid right there for insulting his precious baby.


Jaehee ( coffee franchise not assistant!):

- She freezes for a moment. Wait are she/he for real?! THATS AWESOME.

- She is very passionate to show you everything.

- Trips to coffee franchise every week! But she/he cant drink it until they are older. She worries for their health!

- Jaehee is impressed that her child wants to continue family buisnsess ( you both are partners/lovers so). Amazed at the fact she/he interest in coffee when she/he is very young.

- Shows them all kinds of coffee beans.

- How can you breed perfect cup of espresso? They know that all thanks to their perfect momma.

- Jaehee wil teach them everything. She is a perfect teacher.

- THE KID KNOWS MORE ABOUT COFFE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

-SHE/HE EVEN GOT AN A+ FROM PROJECT ABOUT WHAT INTRESTS THEM. Of course its about coffee

- Just imagine how teacher and classmates were confused by how much she/he knows about coffee.


Jumin:

- Well he knew his child would continue family’s buisness so he is not suprised at all.

- What he is suprised is that he/she wants to be perfect as he.

- Well he might seemed not intrested but oh were you wrong.

- He employed the best teachers that  he ( not his assistant. He shows all interests in his baby by himself.) could find.

- After that, the child is well educated in anything that is related to buisness (including cat buisness).

- He will give him/her advices.

- Although, he wont be so great. He learned his way to sucess on his own. He had to be perfect so it might be hard for him to show it to his child.

- He dont pressure him/her. Despite everything he wants his child to be happy.


Saeyoung:

- OH MY LITTLE SWEET BEAN WANTS TO BE LIKE DADDY?

- He is excited. Very excited. Please calm down.

- But deep inside he worries for them.He wants them to be safe and this job is very dangerous.

- Still he shows her/him all those cool stuff you can make on computer.

- One day his child scared the shit out of uncle Yoosung by placing a jumpscare in LOLOL file. Seven was very proud of her/him. You werent suprised by that at all.

- Will he talk about floppy disks. He will.

- Shows them memes by the chance.

- Teaches him/her about slang (can you name it like that?) like jk, rofl, idk.

- He talks about new and old computers.

- She/he is a computer expert.