Do you know how it feels to wait for someone who never shows up, making excuse after excuse to yourself that they’re just running a little late?? Just to avoid thinking, “what if they’re not going to show up?”
It’s emotionally taxing, not to mention, rather anxiety-inducing.
“I’m…I’m just happy you’re here.”
So very, very happy…
*ba-dump ba-dump* “O-Oh…well, I’m happy too.”
Ahh, young love…
(I’m having fun with this, if you haven’t noticed already).
TGJ:(in response to a stream viewer's request of F*ck, Marry, Kill about Sora, Donald and Goofy) I would kill Donald for obvious reasons, I'd bang Sora, and I would marry Goofy because Goofy is like the nicest mofo, he is so kind-hearted. He's the kind of guy who when you wake up, he's already been up for 3 hours making a batch of pancakes.
TGJ:(reading Riku's win quote for the opening race about the raft) 'It's just a name, after all'- look at that salt from that little sentence alone. You can see, smell and taste the salt from this man.
TGJ:(getting KOed by Darkside) Oh my God, twist my nipples and call me Steve!
TGJ:From where I'm sitting I can see my front door. (turns Webcam towards window) There's someone at my door. Oh, crap, they looked! This is awkward.
TGJ:I just realized something- (pauses) I haven't taken my vitamins.
TGJ:(getting ready to fight Trickmaster) We have it this time, this is it. This is it! ...It's most likely not it.
TGJ:Donald's already dead; well you can't blame him- he doesn't have much health.
TGJ:(getting KOed by Trickmaster) That's what pisses me off! I jumped into the 'dildo-stick'. Can you believe this black magic?! I'm about to go cook a whole chicken and eat it because I'm going to stress eat. I want to STRESS EAT because I am STRESSED! (offscreen) The door is jammed; I can't get out. What the shit?!
TGJ:When I need to sneeze, I look at the light. This sneeze has been with me for the whole stream. (sneezes) Right, here we go.