questions for momdara?

Wondering what conditioner he uses? How he stayed so fit after 294859546 kids? How he manages to keep such a spotless home or where he bought that beautiful purebred demon fox? Or just ohgod where’s the baby? 

(Note: Since Momdara has kind of been my thing lately. Depending on how many asks there are I might not be able to get to them all, but I’d like to do at least a few!)