aw man i love the concept of taako being very into white suburban culture. like honestly he was born to be a forty three year old wine mom. takes the mini van to get a five dollar manicure and a seven dollar latte….. does the shopping and uses twenty six coupons at checkout and yells at the teen cashier…….. he gets escorted home by a cop because he tried to steal a two hundred dollar bag at the mall and when his husband asks him why bc he wouldve just bought it for him taako just sighs and replies “i just want some…. excitement in my life i guess” so the two them buy a bunch of kinky books and go sky diving.
Ohh but Jataro was born on the 29th of a leap year... so do we celebrate the 28th, or March 1st?