mom-is-fuckin-funny-as-hell

OK SO

I WAS IN THE CAR WITH MY MOM AND COUSINS AFTER SHOPPING AT TARGET AND ALL OF US SANS MOM WERE ALL HYPER AND SHIT SO MOM TRIES TO COUNTERACT MY LOUD HYPER-NESS WITH SOME MUSIC. SHE PULLS UP MOTHA. FUCKIN. PHANTOM OF DA OPERA SO I TRY TO FIND THAT SONG WITH THE SICK ORGAN BEAT

AND I FIND IT

AND

I

GET

CRUNK

I AM JAMIN LIKE HELL AND MY COUSINS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFFAND AFTER A WHILE, MY MOM SIGHS AND SAYS

“it’s moments like this where I know my death will not be quick”

MY MOM IS THE ORIGONAL SHADE MASTER THO WTF,