mom you have it all wrong omg

anonymous asked:

if you're still doing them... headcanons for shy ravenclaw cutie kookie and slytherin jimin please? something with fluff pleaseeee

omg i’m always doing them lol. this one made me swoon in particular bc i’m a slytherin like jimiin girjnfdbfgfndkl. thank you for sending! <333

PS - i am aging them up to their real ages bc i have no idea how to write younger ppl……pretend it’s like a college. also i’m not a huge hp nerd so if i call things by the wrong thing pls be nice. 

+ jungkook didn’t leave the dorm much. he didn’t really have time. he was busy studying. good grades were important after all (his mom would probably beat him if he slacked off). but he didn’t really have friends to hang out with if he wanted to leave anyway. sure his roommates were nice but he didn’t talk much to them outside the room. 

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Netflix’s ASOUE

so I just finished binge watching the entire series and I have to say it was remarkable. The casting was great. I loved how they seemed to know their characters very well. And the quotes in the book oh my the smart quotes were used! There were a few changes but they didn’t affect the story in a major way so it’s still on track. The added scenes were great and I’m really excited to know where it’s heading.

So I’m going to just randomly sprout out the things that i love in it so this will be very messy and yes it will contain some spoilers so if you haven’t watched it yet don’t read the words that follow.

There were a few references to ATWQ and I.LOVE.IT:

- the “When Did You See Her Last” line referring to sunny

- “typist”

- “that’s the wrong question”

- “the question she should have asked is…”

- and OMG violet says her mom said “Do the scary thing first, get scared later.” and this is like Lemony’s motto before he became an adult bfhjsebhjd

- there might be more idk

I also love all the VFD elements like the symbol was everywhere, the map of the city is shaped like it, montgomery’s labyrinth is similar, the outline for lake lachymose, and the tunnels! the tunnels gawd they are already giving us places from the 6th book and the names! THE NAMES on the tunnel like how? There were names like “Strauss” and “Hal” and though I couldn’t be sure if they are vfd members i can’t really be sure either why their names are there. 

The Spyglass thing from the movie was followed. This wasn’t really in the books but i think this is a very important device for the series because at the end, we see klaus and duncan holding out a piece for the spyglass and i just can’t wait for them to put it all together??? I also love how the Quagmire parents are shown because we literally have no idea about them in the books??? 

And who is Jacquelyn exactly? She is like very active in the firefighting side as shown in the series but we don’t know her at all? She had a lot of background agendas and she helped the baudelaires that for a moment i was thinking maybe they let Jacques become a woman and named her Jacquelyn? But then she has a different last name i forgot what it was  but i think it sounded like a warped version of “Snicket” idk. And then I also thought she might be Kit? What if she was really Kit. But in the end I am also hoping that she might be R. Oh gawd, I hope she’s actually R because i really liked her from Lemony’s writings and we don’t get to see her. But maybe she is just Jacquelyn, a character handler wants to introduce.

And Georgina is like Olaf’s ex? hahahaha did not see that one coming and is the taxi driver in wide window the ishmael from The End? Kinda hoping they’d meet Bruce at the end of ep. 4 though, but I liked the Larry scene. Also 90% sure it was Esme at the quagmire fire? (i really hope she was the one who burned the baudelaire mansion though, i want to see and feel the same emotion i’ve felt in a scene in the 13th book) 

the sebald code wasn’t exactly as it was in the books but i understand because SC is hard to visualize (they could’ve followed the script from TUA but i might be asking too much). Plus the way to decode it using the spyglass was creative.

I was really hoping to see the swordfight scene though but i understand how it must be too difficult to be done, like how sir’s face should have been covered with smoke all the time. also i did not expect the library in lucky smells to be so full? like yes they were full of the same books but i was expecting it to contain only three books. i was also hoping there’d be a lot of Jacques action like for example we’d see him investigating the Firstein murder.

but all in all it was an awesome experience and i could not wait to see the rest of the installment ugh ugh i want it all 

informative-feminist  asked:

I'm having trouble with mother's day coming up. I see people referring to their mothers are their "rocks" or their "heroes" or their "best friends". For me, my mom is associated with pain and skyrocketing levels of anxiety. When we have fights, she often blackmails me to the point where I physically feel pain in my head, and so she is associated with sadness and high stress levels. I can't imagine how a mother could be something good in someone's life. Mother's day makes me so sad, and the worst

(2/2) part is that she is making me celebrate with her, because according to her she’s done nothing wrong, even though I’ve literally kept a book documenting the abuse and have explained it to her over and over.

*pats gently* It’s okay, I get how you feel.

There are all of these expectations built into our society about how we’re supposed to love our parents, be grateful for everything our parents have done, etc…and that may be fine for people who had wonderful, kind, and caring parents.

But for those of us who had mothers that abused, neglected, or otherwise hurt us, it’s hard when we’re faced with all of the yearly “omg, moms are the best, everyone go hug your mom and give her flowers!” stuff. And it can be the same with Father’s Day, or a parent’s birthday or other personal celebration.

I’m sorry your mom won’t listen to you, and is making you celebrate with her. That’s so uncomfortable and awful. But unfortunately, abusers don’t like to hear about their own faults, and often won’t listen at all. :/

I hope that eventually in the future, you get to spend Mother’s Day doing something for you, instead of her. Make your own “I-survived-my-mother-day,” get some ice cream or pizza, and celebrate how strong you were to deal with her as much as you did.

How about a reversed AU where Mikleo has to give up his immortality to save Sorey instead of Sorey becoming a seraph. His hair turns brown (like his mom) and its sad but cute cause they’re gonna grow old together. Then Mikleo’s like OMG my stomach hurts what’s wrong with me I’m dying! And Sorey’s like…have you eaten anything? Wait, it hurts? I thought your stomach just made noises when you needed to eat. And he’s really kinda mad because now he has to sleep for 1/3 of the day and he can’t stay up all night reading and watching over Sorey like he used to. Mikleo learning to be a grumpy lil human.

Music Update

So I told my mom her Enya channel was bringing me down man, and so she switched it to the Moody Blues channel. While that is some sick rock, it is again not conducive to writing smut. What’s wrong with comfortable silence? Or all the terrible music on my phone? I’m pretty sure I could write some grade A smut to “Cake by the Ocean.”

OMG YOU GUYS: SPRING BREAK AU. (Yes yes, I know, beach, but if it’s an AU, it doesn’t have to be a traumatic beach.)

anonymous asked:

Zoe is supportive of everyone and herself, everyone but Alfie. She never congratulates him on anything omg. She sent a half hearted tweet about the book. All her likes are her.Poppy Sean her dad and her mom have acknowledged it in some way and she's on now and has by passed all of it never even acknowledging it. Very very sad I my opinion. He's always such a huge cheerleader for her and she isn't for him. I hope by the time you have read this she's proven me wrong but I doubt it.

You do realize they live together in the same house? She most likely told him in person. She doesn’t have to put it on twitter for everyone to see. It’s that simple. It doesn’t matter what anyone puts on social media, it’s about how they are in real life and I’m sure she’s proud of him and told him so. There’s nothing “sad” about it. Alfie chooses to congratulate her on social media more openly and she chooses not to, there’s nothing wrong with that. The only thing that’s wrong is other people judging Zoe and saying how she isn’t proud of him because she didn’t choose to flaunt it all over social media. I hope by the time I answer this you realize that she doesn’t have to support her boyfriend to other people’s standards.

Exo reaction to Sehun dating Miranda Kerr( and playing with her son)

Sehun:Guess who’s dating Miranda Kerr……Okay to save you from the excruciating pain that comes with thinking…It’s me!

Kai: So you’ve finally caved and sold your soul to Kyungsoo for this.

Tao: Now that she’s a part of this family does that means I can ask her to shower with me?

Sehun: If you still want to have kids you better not.

Kyungsoo: If someone doesn’t make that snotty little brat to shup up it will end bad for all of you.

Chanyeol: I don’t get it. Baek did it, Sehun did it.What am I doing wrong with Dara?

Chen: Omg she’s got you so whipped that she made you her babysitter.What’s next, doing her laundry?

Baekhyun: You know if I close one eye you kind of look like Legolas.No wonder why she chooseed you. All you have to do know is to let your hair long cause you’ve already have the ears.

Lay: Awww look at how adorable that kid is! Can we keep it?

Suho: Look how cute you look with that baby! If only all men were like this and wouldn’t left their family and let the mom to take care of her 10 kids all alone.

Kris: Wait until she’ll dump you like she did with Bloom!


Tao: Oh look she bought us gifts!

Why is a bra in my bag?Srsly?Can’t she see how manly I am?

Xiumin: Miranda Kerr? As in Miranda “ I’m a Victoria Secret angel, who just wrote a successful book, got married to Orlando Bloom made a baby and then got divorced after I don’t know how many years"Kerr? You really sold your soul to Kyungsoo.

@kaktuskopf / @sabotensan submitted:

Happy belated birthday, Lauren! ♥ 

I only have a crappy phone pic of this, but if you want it, I can send you the original piece. (It’s a bit bigger than an ACEO)

Daria, this is so gorgeous, omg THANK YOU!!!! JOANNA LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL 💕

Exo reaction when their kid is talking to himself in his room

Sehun: Omg our kid is talking to himself……..we should totally take him to the doctor cause that’s not normal for 4 year old kid who’s playing with her dolls

Kai: And that’s a bad thing cause I talk to myself all the time?

Kyungsoo: I knew I should had took him more often to the park to make some human friends.

Tao: I’m not going in his room, what if he is talking to a ghost?

Chanyeol: I bet he is not talking to himself, maybe you heard wrong…..*walks into the kid room* he is talking to himself!

Chen: Omg my kid is talking with the dead ones!

Baekhyun: Ah it’s only my fault, if I would have talked to her more….ah I’m such a bad parent

Lay: ……………………..

Suho:*refelects on how much of crappy parent he is for ignoring his kid*

Kris:Don’t tell  me he talks all by himself just like his mom?

Luhan: Oh look at you kid, isn’t he cute?having an imaginary friend

Xiumin: Y/N:I don’t know if you noticed but our kid is talking to himself in his room.

He’s 5 and playing with his teddy bear called ted and he think he’s real. It’s normal