mom still doesn't know why i want it

  • Mom: You'll like makeup. You'll see.
  • Me: But I've told you for the millionth time that I don't like makeup. I'd only use it for like cosplay or something.
  • Mom: That's alright. It doesn't have to be heavy makeup. It can be light.
  • Me: I still don't want makeup on my face.
  • Mom: You don't have to like makeup.
  • Me: Then why are you telling me that I'm going to?
  • Mom: Because you'll get out of this tomboy phase soon.
  • Mind: I'm sick of people telling me my expression and sexuality is a phase...she doesn't know shit.
  • Mizuki: Did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
  • Usui: Yes I did, but why do you still want to go to a pediatrician?
  • Mizuki: Because a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. Duh.
  • Usui: I can't keep doing this, I'm not your mom!
  • Ooshiba: Weeeeell...
  • Tsukushi: You do exhibit rather... motherly behavior.
  • Kazama: Yeah, I mean, I don't know where my mother is, and Kimishita-kun's mom died in that train accident.
  • Kimishita: Trains are fast.
  • Haibara: So you're like our mom. Our team mom. [chants] Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
  • Seiseki: TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM!
  • Usui: Mizuki, why are you chanting?
  • Mizuki: It is a rather catchy chant.
  • Ooshiba: Team mo–
  • Usui: One more chant and no slushies after practice!

Okay but was there even a point to FT 517

I can’t put my finger on it but something just. rubs me the wrong way about the adults in camp camp. 

Let’s put David and Gwen aside.

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svt as study buddies
  • s.coups: made flashcards ahead of time to share and quiz each other with, brings you coffee and snacks halfway through, has 5 extra pencils and lead if you ever needed it
  • jeonghan: tries hard to focus, gets sleepy real quick, "but that's tiring", falls asleep unless there's food (or coups lol), can find him in the bathroom taking 5 minute naps
  • joshua: perfectionist at heart, aims high and studies hard, signed up to be a tutor in class, wants to help everyone pass the exam, becomes honorary teaching assistant tbh
  • jun: knowledge is power sloth meme, reads things as scripts to memorize them, pretty face and pretty mind, somehow has study materials from the teacher that were never handed out in class
  • hoshi: cracks puns every 3 seconds, nothing gets done but process over product okay, "wait when did the teacher say that?", studies using dance moves as a memorization technique
  • wonwoo: nose in a book, brings up the random facts the teacher never even talked about, sings random parts of songs without warning, leans over to look at what you're reading
  • woozi: doesn't study but still aces the exam, "it was easy", on his phone listening to music instead of studying the material, taps his pencil to new beats he's thinking about
  • dk: stays positive even at 3am and the exam is in 5 hours, the wanderer that goes to different tables and talks with everyone, tries to imitate the sound tape dispensers make
  • mingyu: doesn't actually know how to do all the problems but has good intuition, guesses on problems are 89.4% accurate, doodles in the margins of his and your notes
  • the8: actually helps you study, brings up good debates and wins you over with his answer when he shines his smile, he's on top of his study game and still has time for b-boying
  • seungkwan: diva studier, in the last few hours of studying "THERE'S SO MUCH TO STUDY I'M NOT GONNA PASS TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER I-", worries for nothing because he always passes
  • vernon: asks lots of questions, "why?" "what?" "how?", tbh y'all just end up in a circle of questions, makes a lot of faces when he comes across something he doesn't know
  • dino: bought a set of multi-colored highlighters and uses a different color for each word, wants coffee but is not sleepy???, looks at the answer before trying the problem, "oh i knew that, next question"
  • Luca: Did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
  • Elias: Yes I did but, Luca, why do you still want to go to a paediatrician?
  • Luca: Because a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. Duh.
  • Elias: I cant keep doing this, I'm not your mom!
  • Luca: Weeeeell...
  • Yukiya: You do exhibit rather... motherly behaviour, Elias.
  • Luca: Yeah, I mean, I don't know who my parents are, and MC's parents died in that train accident.
  • MC: Trains are fast.
  • Luca: So you're like our mom. Our team mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
  • Elias: I'm not the team mom!
  • Luca, MC, and Yukiya: Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
  • Elias: Yukiya, why are you chanting?!
  • Yukiya: It is a rather catchy chant.
  • *silence*
  • MC: ... Team mom-
  • Elias: One more chant and no slushies after practice!

anonymous asked:

My mom doesn't "believe" in people who's genders are anything other then Cis female or Cis male. She still doesn't understand why I started crying when she told me.

Oh dear. Intolerant parents make me want to cry so very much sometimes. I’m sorry your mom is like that. I hope she comes around. 

Here’s some info about trans and nonbinary genders if you feel like trying to educate her:

-Bion

My Mom's Thoughts On - Steal My Girl:
  • Alright, so my internet was out when the video originally came out so of coarse I was being very annoying. Thus when i finally did show her she was very... Judgmental to say the least.
  • *Video starts and there is a trailer sitting there*
  • Mom: Oh god what is this.
  • *Boys come out*
  • Mom: What the hell are they wearing?
  • *Harry asking where the director is*
  • Mom: You're in the middle of the desert, he probably got lost. GPS isn't a thing everywhere.
  • *Boys complaining he's late*
  • Mom: That's so scripted it's funny.
  • *Director shows up*
  • Mom: Danny Devito,I didn't know he was still alive. Oh well this is gonna be a train wreck.
  • Me: Stop don't be so mean
  • *Devito asking questions he doesn't want answered while showing the boys*
  • Mom: Can that man chew with his mouth closed please.
  • Mom: Alright, Harry's a pimp now I see, why do I let you listen to their music?
  • Me: Because you do, he's not a pimp.
  • Mom: Well he's certainly not dressed for the desert that's for sure.
  • Mom: Niall, once again the only one your allowed to marry, poor kid stuck with this guy.
  • Me: What do you have against him?
  • Mom: Nothing, but don't you think he'd have something more important to do rather than direct this video?
  • Mom: Liam, honey, you need to shave your face. And what the hell did that boy do to his arm?
  • Me: He don't need to shave, and he broke it leave him alone.
  • Mom: Did he break it on stage? OMG that must have been embarrassing, I hope someone told his mother, she'll need to know for insurance reasons.
  • Me: I don't think he has to worry about insurance.
  • Mom: Lewis looking normalish, rather sarcastic looking.
  • Me: Louis, how many times have we been over this.
  • Mom: You know I dated a Louis once, he was almost your father.
  • Me: Well I did not need to know that information, thank you.
  • Mom: Ahhh Zayn my least favorite, he looks good for being in the desert, with a girls headband on.
  • Me: *Mumbling* Dad liked him dressed as a girl.
  • Mom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FATHER AND HIS PREFERENCES.
  • Me: Well someones jealous.
  • Mom: *Evil mom glaring at me, so I shut up.*
  • * Dude giving them their things or whatever*
  • Devito: *To Harry* Love
  • Mom: He isn't going to get much love with that outfit on.
  • Devito: *To Niall* Light
  • Mom: Is it because he's got blond hair, that's mean.
  • Devito: *To Liam* Power
  • Mom: he cant have that much power, he is taking place in this music video.
  • Devito: *To Louis* Danger
  • Mom: *Bursts out laughing* The only thing he' even close to being, is a lost little boy in the middle of the desert.
  • Devito: *To Zayn* Mystery
  • Mom: He's not dangerous, and he stole my husband, not my daughter.
  • Me: Once again not my fault.
  • *Devito talking*
  • Mom: Can he not talk and spit apple pieces everywhere?
  • *Video actually starts and Liam's breaking stuff*
  • Mom: Liam Breaking things, with a broken arm, that's never gonna heal right if he keeps doing dumb things like that.
  • *Zayn with sumo wrestlers*
  • Mom: Why? What possessed a person to sit down and think of this. I feel bad now, get this child away from theses people.
  • *Shows Niall, Harry, and Louis*
  • Mom: Niall! My baby!
  • Mom: Harry you need to cut your hair, love.
  • Mom: Why does that one have have a monkey? Where are his parents? have these boys been kidnapped? Katie do who do I call and complain to?
  • *Zayn singing*
  • Mom: I'm sorry, but why is the toothpick holding back two SUMO WRESTLERS!
  • *Niall moving toward where he needs to stand*
  • Mom: The hell does that boy think he's doing?! Put on a shirt!
  • *Niall Singing*
  • Mom: Is that raciest?
  • Mom: Why do people think this is a good idea for a video?
  • *Boys singing on top of rocks*
  • Mom: This is why you young people need insurance, what if one of them fell off and snapped their neck?
  • *Niall dancing*
  • Mom: At least he seems happy to be outside without a shirt in the middle of the desert.
  • *Acrobats doing stuff*
  • Mom: How mach money did they spend on these people that have nothing to do with the song?
  • *Louis, with Devito and a monkey*
  • Mom: Someone get this child away from the creepy thing and the monkey.
  • Me: You are so mean.
  • Mom: Shut up I feed you.
  • *Zayn spilling saint on sumo wrestlers*
  • I hope they tested that paint on the skin before they threw it all over each other, someone might be allergic.
  • *Liam signing on a thingy*
  • Mom: DO YOU SEE THAT SHAKING ITS GOING TO GIVE OUT UNDER HIS WEIGHT, THERE IS ABOUT TO BE ONE LESS MEMBER IN ONE DIRECTION! HIS ARM IS BROKEN ALREADY TOO! IS THAT HOW HE BROKE IT?!
  • Me: THEY WOULDN'T PUT IT ONLINE IF HE DIED! And NO! He was in Vegas and did something, calm down mother.
  • Mom: I remember when your father and I went to Vegas... I think that's about 9 months before your brother was born.
  • Me: I really didn't need to know that.
  • *Louis singing with a monkey*
  • Mom: I hope both the child and the monkey have had all their shots.
  • Mom: Maybe they are trying to knock them off one by one, Liam with the metal death trap, Niall dying of heat stroke in the desert, Zayn with the sumo wrestlers, and Louis is going to die of a monkey bite.
  • Me: Stop that-
  • Mom: IS THAT A LION, THAT'S IT I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND ADOPTING THEM, THEY ARE NOT TO BE OUT OF MY SIGHT, AND HAVE TO STAY INSIDE AT ALL TIMES-
  • Me: Alight! Adopt them! Yay!
  • *Balloons appear*
  • Mom: Now their littering balloons in the desert.
  • Mom: They are grounded, not allowed to leave their rooms.
  • *Random people in the desert doing things they are being paid for*
  • Mom: How much do you think they spent on this only for it to be as random and unorganized as this?
  • Mom: They got a marching band, acrobats, a monkey, a lion some dancers and all for what reason?
  • *harry appears to sing*
  • Mom: He, quite literally, just came out of no where.
  • Mom: I see no purpose in this, why can't he just sing in peace, why can't they all do that?
  • Mom: He needs a haircut.
  • *It starts raining in the desert*
  • Mom: They made it rain in the desert, how much did this cost? For it to rain in the desert? Do they not have a budget?
  • Mom: Now they are going to have sand stuck to them and they are not coming into my house all wet like that.
  • *Ending of video*
  • Mom: Spent all that money for nothing, I could of made a better video with a handheld camera.
  • Mom: There was no reason for me to watch that...
  • Mom: I'm leaving
  • *Mom Leaves, I hit Replay*