what i know about homeshit part 2

part 1 

so many fuckin characters tumblr couldn’t fit it all in one post

You and Jude have a lot of fun memories with your babysitter. By now, probably more racked up with her than you have with MOM and PA combined. You always saw her as a cool and fun older kid, a role model to strive to be like one day!

Until you finally got old enough to realize she’s a pretty sucky role model. Still fun and all, but so bad at grownup stuff. Kinda sad. You suddenly wonder what sort of adult role models she’s had in her life? That’s probably a thing that would be too awkward to ask, so never mind.

- Joey on examining this picture

Guess what isn’t ok.

(Non-Sburb) Au where when Dave is 13 Bro gets busted by child services so he’s sent to live with his biological mother, Mom Lalonde. Meanwhile Mom has to talk to Rose about how she actually has a twin brother who was under the custody of his father but he will be coming to live with them now. Rose is excited to have a brother but when they start to share a room they get into small arguments because they aren’t used to each other. Dave is uncomfortable in the Lalonde house, he feels awkward calling Mom anything other than “Miss Lalonde”. Rose introduces him to her friends, John and Jade, and they think it’s awesome she has a twin. They instantly get along with him. It’s hard getting used to a new life for Dave, and a new twin for Rose but slowly things get a lot better. If they wanna make it they gotta stick together.