“Oh, yuck! You guys are calling each other ‘love’ and ‘honey’ now?! So what’s next, kids? Which one of you is the dad and which is the mom? Oh you know what, never mind… it probably means shit I’m better off not knowing.”
Shepard got that mischievous grin, the one he saved for giving Kaidan hell, and Kaidan groaned when he saw it. Couldn’t he wait thirty goddamn seconds? “Well, since you’re asking…”
“… John, no…”
“… Kaidan is definitely the mother.”
Joker sighed. Yep, way more information than he wanted.
Just posted over on AO3. Really silly stuff. Hope you enjoy reading it.