mom & dad opening

keith’s life is a horse girl movie

  • mysterious texas dad
  • missing/possibly dead mom
    • wants 2 know more about his mom but can never get texas dad to open up about it
  • trying 2 impress a boy using his horse riding skills
  • senses horse emotions like how he sensed the blue lion 
  • strong magical connection w his lion/horse
  • Person: BioShock sucks, why do you like it so much
  • Mom: no
  • Dad: no
  • Dog: no
  • Cat: no
  • Me: /opens up 500 page powerpoint/ WELLLLLLLLLLLLL DO I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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miyuki why u so tol here *slapped*

Like Peppermint on Your Soul [Marry Me #4]

PAIRING: Dean Winchester/Castiel
SUMMARY:  Mary and John Winchester buy a week long Disney World vacation for Dean on his birthday every year. This year, Dean has a plan.

#1 can be found HERE
#2 can be found HERE
#3 can be found HERE
All of them can be found on Ao3 HERE

Dean opens his birthday card and sighs. “Mom and Dad did it again,” he says, resigned.

Castiel comes up behind him and peeks over his shoulder to see the stapled folded pieces of paper inside the card. He smiles a little. “That’s nice of them.”

“I told them not to,” Dean grouches, unfolding the papers anyway. “It’s expensive and they’re retired.”

“That doesn’t mean anything to them,” Castiel points out. “Mary would tell you it’s just money. Again. Like she has to every year.”

Dean gives Castiel the hairy eyeball over his shoulder. “Whose side are you on?”

“Theirs,” Castiel answers, sipping his coffee. “Unless you’re planning on taking someone else this year. Then I’ll cry at your mom and she’ll never let you hear the end of it.”

“But she might stop sending me us a Disney vacation every year.”

Castiel snorts. “Would she, though? I get the feeling she’d just send the confirmations to me.”

Dean smacks Castiel on the shoulder with the confirmation pages. “You’re probably right about that. Who else would I take, anyway? We’re thirty. All of our friends are in their thirties. No one our age wants to go to Disney World at our age who doesn’t have kids.”

“Speak for yourself,” Castiel argues, kicking back on the couch, feet up on the coffee table. “I look forward to it. It’s the most magical place on earth.”

Delivered in his deadpan tone, Dean can’t tell if he’s being honest, even though they’ve been together for the past ten years. But he suspects that Castiel isn’t shitting him. Despite being overly serious most of the time, and a bit of a loner, Castiel saves up tons of money all year long in order to buy millions of souvenirs at the parks and take them out to nice dinners. There are ten damn years of tchotchkes carefully arranged and regularly dusted inside the curio cabinet. Around the house are scattered a decade of Disney magic. Cups from Epcot in the cupboards, collector pins covering a cork board in the office, character t-shirts in the dresser drawers, stylized hoodies in the closet, park passes and tickets collected in shoebox inside the bottom drawer of the coffee table.

Dean’s not an idiot. He knows why he “mysteriously” started getting this birthday gift every year. Part of it is because he’s never in his life taken a vacation for himself. No place has inspired him enough to beg off of work for a week. It helps that he doesn’t hate his job running the successful local garage with Uncle Bobby.

So, when he’d called home to tell his parents that he was getting serious with the local convenience store manager, and outlined a few months of dates to them in order to prove his devotion to his parents, they’d asked when he was planning to take Castiel on a weekend getaway. He’d made the grave mistake of saying he wasn’t planning on it and didn’t have anywhere in mind, besides.

His mother had scoffed and informed him that the best way to measure long-term compatibility was to take a vacation together. If they hadn’t murdered each other by then, there was a good chance of forever.

Two weeks later, on his twenty-first birthday, a week long Disney vacation confirmation letter had appeared tucked into a birthday card. It’s been like this every year ever since.

Castiel tips his head back over the couch to stare upside down at Dean. “Why is the card early this year? It’s not even Thanksgiving yet.”

Shrugging, Dean says, “because Mom and Dad say that for our tenth anniversary there we need to go for Christmas. Sort of cheesy, don’t you think?”

“It’s exciting,” Castiel says, eyes shining. “I’ve always wanted to experience a Disney Christmas.”

Dean plans his hands on either side of Castiel’s head on the back of the couch. He stares down at his boyfriend fondly. “This really is the highlight of the year for you, isn’t it?”

“Yes,” Castiel grins.

With his signature eye roll, Dean says, “fine. Can you take off work with such short notice?”

“Of course. I’m the boss.” He tilts his chin up a bit, asking. Dean bends down and plants a small kiss on his lips in answer.

xxXXxx

As it turns out, Mary and John Winchester have gone out of their way for the tenth anniversary. It’s the full VIP package, as far as Dean can tell. They’ve been put up the Polynesian Resort in one of the bungalows. When Dean drops his suitcase inside the entryway, all he can say is, “holy shit, this is too much space. We’re only here for a week.”

Castiel kisses Dean’s cheek on his way past. “It’s very large,” he agrees. The windows and deck doors are all open so that the afternoon sun streams in, and the gentle lapping of the lake surrounding the bungalow can be heard. It’s slightly cold, but not enough for two men from Kansas to need to close it up. “We can probably see the fireworks from here,” he says wistfully.

Dean comes up beside him and grins. “Having second thoughts about the Christmas crowds?”

“Yes,” he admits.

“I won’t let you get lost, I promise.”

Castiel turns and wheels his suitcase to the large master bedroom. “You never have,” he murmurs.

The fireworks are on every night, so even though it’s late in the day, they grab their jackets and head to the Magic Kingdom, planning to sleep in the following morning and visit the parks at a more leisurely pace for the week.

And Dean has to admit that there’s something about walking past Cinderella’s castle into the park proper that feels a bit like coming home. It’s like clockwork every year. He may piss on about the trip, but he loves it every year. Especially this year.

Dean’s been fidgety about his plan from the get-go, but it appears to be going off without a hitch so far. Castiel suspects nothing even after Dean insists that they dress in their nice jeans and good sweaters as they take on their usual haunts first, beelining for the roller coasters. They ride Big Thunder Mountain twice because it’s Castiel’s favorite. He says it makes him feel like he’s flying.

It’s their first night, so Dean splurges on fine dining at Cinderella’s Royal table, which eases Castiel’s slight suspicion at dressing up.

Darkness has well and truly arrived when they depart the restaurant. Castiel grips Dean’s hand tightly as he takes in the lights with wide eyes. “It’s beautiful here,” he breathes, staring up at Cinderella’s castle decked out in sparkling white lights that make it look covered in glittering ice. He can’t seem to move, he’s so entranced.

Perfect. Dean reaches into his pocket while Castiel’s attention is elsewhere and pulls out his cell phone. He sends the message that’s been waiting to go since they’d arrived at the park, and a minute later, grins at the small crowd of people approaching them. “Cas,” he says, drawing the man’s attention back.

Castiel looks at him and then is even more shocked when he sees who’s approaching. “How?” he stutters. “Why?”

His parents, brother Gabriel, sister Anna, Mary, and John surround them, making a small bubble that the rest of the teeming park crowds can’t reach. They’re all smiling.

“Dean?” By the time Castiel turns back to his boyfriend, Dean is already down on one knee holding up a crystal replica of the enchanted rose from Beauty and the Beast. It’s beautiful, encrusted with white and pink sapphires. the crystal table holding the rose under the glass top has a gold engraved plate wrapped around it. It reads, Dean and Castiel, Tale as Old as Time. It’s silly. Beautiful.

Dean beams up at him and in the glow of the Christmas lights, Castiel has the funny thought that he really could be a Disney prince. “I planned this a long time ago. I wanted everyone to be here in our most important place today so that I could properly ask you to marry me. What do you say, Cas? Isn’t ten years long enough without making this official?”

“Yes,” Castiel attempts to say through his clogged throat. “It is. Let’s make it official.”

Dean jumps to his feet and sweeps Castiel into a kiss that solidifies Castiel’s belief that he really is a prince. Their family crushes in with hugs and congratulations, and Castiel feels nothing short of magical as the Christmas fireworks begin to explode overhead.

The Party - Part Five

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four

Summary: Your date was successful, and meeting his family proves easier than you anticipated.

Words: 1,019

Jared x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of sex (no smut)

Your name: submit What is this?

The date was a great success, and when you got back to your sister’s house, you couldn’t stop smiling.

“You coming in?” you asked as Jared walked you to the door.

“Will they let me?” he questioned, raising an eyebrow.

You huffed a small laugh, “Well, it’s way before my ‘curfew’, and I’m sure JJ would love to see you, so yeah.”

He nodded as you opened the door, “Okay then.”

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  • Kageyama: Mom, dad, I'm dating someone.
  • Suga (aka mom): Congratulations, baby! Who's the lucky one?
  • Daichi (aka dad): wait did you call us mom and dad?
  • Kageyama: He's right here.
  • Suga: Where?
  • [Kageyama opens the dor]
  • Hinata: Hey wassup.
  • Suga: ...
  • Asahi: ...
  • Tanaka: ...
  • Noya: ...
  • Yamaguchi: *blushes*
  • Tsukishima: I'm so done with this team.
  • Daichi: WAIT. SINCE WHEN ARE WE A FAMILY?
literally me
  • grandma: who are these five lovely men on your wallpaper?
  • brother: no
  • mom: no
  • dad: NO
  • dog: no
  • me: opens up 100 slide powerpoint presentation about bring me the horizon
  • me: i'm glad you asked

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite type of fruit sauce?

Ketchup.

End of Innocence

Characters- Dad!Jared, Mom!Gen, Reader, Jensen, Misha, Mark S

Words- 2602

Request by Anonymous- If your requests are open, can you write Dad!Jared and Mom!Gen where they find out that the reader has a boyfriend, after they finally accept him, they find out that the readers boyfriend abuses her. So protective parents kind of thing, I loved Some Wounds Don’t Heal.

Warnings- Abuse, abusive boyfriend. Protective parents(for some because of the youngsters), I think that’s it. If there’s more let me know.

A/n- Sad request, I really need to write more fluffy before I am known as the person that only writes sad stuff. I am just kidding, I will be writing fluffy stuff soon. I’m also guessing that the reader is a teen so she’s gonna be 16 if this fic. Also, I had this sitting in my writings for so long, I am so sorry, I don’t know how I feel about this. 

Tags- @whovianayesha

Originally posted by relationshipaims

You were nervous to do this. I mean you’re parents were Genevieve Padalecki and Jared Padalecki, you’re uncles were Jensen Misha and Mark. This could only end badly. They were overprotective of you. Big time. You were lucky when you had a moment to call James, you’re boyfriend, you guys had been together for a month. You decided to take things slow but enjoyed eachothers company. Trying to get some alone time with him was difficult, you’re parents always wanted to know where you were and where you were going. But they trusted you with telling them and almost always let you go out as long as they knew with who. You didn’t want to break their trust by doing this behind their back.

You had a different kind of relationship with your parents then most kids your age, you always went to them when you had a problem or needed help. They were always there to talk or give you hug. Jared and Gen meant the world to you. They loved you for every flaw and everything that you didn’t like about yourself. So keeping this from them was to much. It broke your heart. James tried to talk you out of it but you couldn’t do it. Maybe they would understand.

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Major Fantheory Time

Okay so remember this scene?

So everyones talking about how that peacock (hairpin? accessory?) totally looks like the peacock miraculous from the opening and Adrien’s mom or dad might have been a holder and stuff…

But wait right up: Why is Plagg, a kwami, completely ignoring it? Aren’t kwamis supposed to be able to sense their fellow kwamis?

I saw another tumblr user talking about how maybe it was because the holder of the miraculous did not want to have anything to do with it anymore, since in Lady WiFi Adrien’s ring fell off but Plagg was still present, while in the origin episode Tikki disappeared because Mari did not want to be Ladybug.

And I think that’s a pretty solid theory, but I have another one: What if it was because in a dreadful and tragic way, Adrien’s mom(whom I personally think was the peacock miraculous holder), died WHILE she was wearing her suit?

I’m a big fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender(the cartoon not the movie), and theres this thing where if the Avatar dies while in the Avatar State, the Avatar spirit will cease to exist. So what if that’s whats happened? Maybe she was all transformed and stuff, but died while fighting off a villain, and because she was transformed her kwami died along with her?

Yep, so just throwin this around. 

In the real world incest is so forbidden opposed taught against and not allowed in black families and especially by black christians but there is white people in the church even in ministry and leadership positions that are going to stay in incest Reguardless the praise team evangelist daughter is now with a Christian redneck white guy who will join her and her dad and even her mom in their open incest family and their proud open christian incest family can not be prevailed against at all!! and the white incestuous praise team evangelist white daughter used to be married into a black family that strongly opposes and Dosent allow teaches against incest teaches and believes that incest is wrong bad and it has to stop and forced any possible incest to stop and never be done ever again

Bumbleby one shot-Preggers Blake part 5

The next day

I woke up later than normal that day, i sighed and stood up which woke up the babies
“Hello little ones”
I rubbed my belly before getting dressed. I left the room and into the living room, because I was still groggy i didn’t take notice of the voices coming from the living room

“Baby shower!”

I jumped slightly and smiled at all my friends who were in the room, i sat down on the couch surrounded by various gifts for the baby, Ruby came through and handed me a cup of tea. I gently nursed it, there was a knock at the door. Weiss got up and opened it, a few seconds later my mom and dad walked in. I stood up and hugged my mom
“Look at you, getting so big” i smiled “it’s good to see you mom” she smiled and kissed my cheek “likewise” she went to speak to the others
“dad”
he hugged me “Blake, oh my little girl” the babies moved at the sound of his voice “they like you” i sat down and took my dads hand placing it where the kicks were “they’ll be active when they grow up” i nodded “oh yeah” over the course of the next few hours i recieved many toys and teddies for the babies as well as some clothes for when they’re older. I smiled and leaned back content
“There’s one more gift left”
Weiss, Ruby, dad and Sun left the room and came back pushing a big present into rhe room and in front of me. I looked at the box confused before standing up and lifting the box lid, a mane of bright yellow hair and lilac eyes came into my view

“Yang?”

She smiled “i’m back kitten” i slapped her “you jerk” i ran out of the room and into the bedroom locking myself in, i sat on the bed and cried. I missed her but i thought she was dead, no word from her. Nothing. There was a knock at the door “Blake?” I ignored her and laid down “Blake please” there was a crack in her voice. I sighed and unlocked the door, i sat on the bed as Yang walked in. She kneeled in front of me “Blake i’m so sorry” “you missed everything! Everything! The babies have never heard you speak!” She looked down “babies?” I stood up “yes Yang, babies, i’m carrying two girls one a faunus and the other human” she sat on her knees silent tears falling down her face

“babies?”

She repeated, I walked over to the dresser and leaned against it “the nursery has been done; clothes and toys have been given for the babies, Ruby and Weiss have been there for every hurdle, every scare” Ruby and Weiss had entered “you two planned her return didn’t you?” The looked away “you kept the fact that she was alright away from me?” I shook my head “i have been worried sick about Yang, wether she was alright and all along you knew” Yang stood up “Ruby, Weiss why don’t you two head out for a while” they nodded and left the house.

She walked over to me and gently grabbed my shoulders “Blake i promise you i won’t be going anywhere for a while, they gave me the full reward as a repayment for me not being here with you” she pulled me into a hug “please forgive me” i sighed and hugged back “i’m glad your back” she flashed me her Xiao Long grin “glad to be back” the babies started to kick
“Come here”
I laid down on the bed and Yang followed suit, she shuffled down the bed till her face were level with my belly. She spoke words to them and they became more active “you’ll be a great mom” she smiled “as will you” i sighed and leaned back. At least I can enjoy this before the babies arrive.

juju-loxar  asked:

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👊 - Something you hate?

Ahhhh, its sexism, I hate it so much.

My grandparents hated me bc Im a first-born girl, and they verbal abused my mom when I was a baby… It’s some sort of defensive mechanism, but this made me unable to understand Taiwanese (the language they shout at me with) until this day.

I think compared to others, I’m actually pretty lucky! But sometimes, I still hear my mom saying “Yeah, sure, what she study is pretty useful and good. At least it’s enough for a girl…It’s not like she’d have to take care of her family when she gets married.” 

My dad is pretty open-minded, but I think my mom suffered enough of sexism herself that she projects it on me and my siblings.