moldova hetalia

Nations React to Eurovision 2017

Germany:

Italy:

Originally posted by samesaysjames

England:

Originally posted by mogifire

France:

Originally posted by mintpilot

Russia:

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Moldova:

Originally posted by jowsts

Montenegro:

Originally posted by locked-out-of-gallifrey

Sweden:

Originally posted by mashable

Finland:

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Denmark and Norway:

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Iceland:

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Spain:

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Portugal:

Originally posted by sugaman96

congrats moldova!!! you’re going to the grand final!!

  • Bulgaria : I could have won this, I could have won this holy shit
  • Italy and Romano: noooooobwe brought the monkey *crying in Italian*
  • moldova: *inoccent child face* but my epic sax guy *baby cry*
  • Portugal: *first place*I WON FUCK YEA I WON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS! SUCK IT BROTHER!
  • Spain: *last place* hermano why *horrible sobbing*

me: [shouts from across the ocean] EPIC SAX GUY IS BAAAACK

  • Turkey: No, none of these children are mine. Greece was a friend's kid that I took in to get rid of my crushing loneliness. I found Bulgaria in the woods. Hungary showed up a few days later demanding to kick his ass, and Romania is descended from the bats in the attic. I didn't notice Serbia until he'd been here for a year and a half.
  • France: What about Moldova?
  • Turkey: Who's Moldova?
The Balkans in the Grand Final after reaction
  • Bulgaria: BULLSHIT I WANT ANOTHER YEAR FOR KRISTIAN KOSTOV
  • Greece: oh wait why
  • Moldova: YESYESYESYES IM HIGHER THAN ITALY AND BIG BROTHER (Romania) F I G H T M E
  • Romania: I knew that my young brother will get a higher placing than me :'^)
  • Bonus:
  • Turkey: I've been gone since 2013 and I'm happy about that- *starts crying
  • Another Bonus:
  • Me: Hi don't make the child cry ever again
an oddly extensive list of aph bulgaria headcanons
  • his human name is Stephan Borisov. he was “born” around the seventh century.
  • he comes off as cool and aloof but he’s usually screaming on the inside
  • he’s a pretty heavy smoker. he tried to quit in the 30s but he started again in the 60s
  • we’ve all heard the yoghurt thing. but he’s so smug about it you can’t even imagine. do you think this is a game? think again, motherfucker
    • “wow, is that yoghurt? did you know that i invented that?”
    • the same thing goes for the cyrillic alphabet. them baby slavs ain’t got shit on him
  • he literally never wears shirts when he’s home alone. ask him why and you’ll get a halfhearted shrug
  • he is, objectively, the most fashionable nation in the balkans. are you wearing leather pants, romania?
  • he finds all of the nordics to be very attractive.
  • the younger nations tend to look up to him. meanwhile, he panics in a corner
    • what if they want to talk to me? what if i mentions something weird?
    • probably smiles awkwardly when small children stare at him. the fucker waves too. stop being so cute
  • he tries so hard to be a good person
    • his heart’s in the right place. his, morals, however…
  • he sleeps face down. it’s honestly a miracle that he hasn’t suffocated yet.
  • he looks to be in his mid to late twenties. yeah, he’s younger than england (23), but dude he had two empires. get on his level.
  • half the year he looks like vanilla ice cream, and the other half he’s tan af
  • his eyes are so green man they’re so fucking green
  • he’s not as well muscled as Actual Confirmed Bears™ Russia and Turkey but he’s still got the bod
  • he doesn’t really have all that many relationships outside of the balkans because this is europe. it’s hard to keep friends when everyone’s attacking someone else.
  • and relationships inside the balkans are…complicated
  • he and romania are “pals”, but they’re the type of “pals” who will fuck and then sleep on opposite sides of the bed
    • basically they’re dating but they’re both such dicks that they can’t be bothered to be nice to each other
  • he and hungary are like siblings. they hate each other, but in a friendly way
  • stephan would willingly throw serbia out a window, but will also defend him to the death.
    • it’s complicated
  • he’d rather not talk about turkey. they’ve got so many years of history. both good and bad (sorry, bad and bad), that’s it’s very hard to define whatever they’ve got. rn they nod at each other in a friendly way on smoke breaks and try very hard not to punch the other
    • it doesn’t work all that well
  • greece? who’s greece? i don’t know him?
  • all of the balkans band together to protect moldova. he’s so small and cute. u can’t touch him.
    • half the time they’re the ones scarring him with their weird fucking antics.
    • no, stephan, you can’t smoke when the kid’s in the room
  • outside of the balkans? he probably gets along with all of the former soviet bloc nations pretty well, though this is more out of a feeling of mutual sympathy than from actually liking them
  • his relationship with russia is just “stay the fuck away from me and i won’t kick your ass”
    • (he can’t kick russia’s ass)
  • honestly? he’s an awkward nerd who used to have an empire but just wants to eat yoghurt and watch anime nowadays
    • kids are too wild these days. back in my day we used to hit each other with sharp objects and fall asleep in trees
HetaTube: Chef Latvia
  • Latvia: hello everyone and welcome back to my cooking show~ Today I've decided to bake a cake, and unlike the Eurovision song, I do have a clue on how to make cake~! I'm going to first show you a before and after sample of the cake-
  • Sealand: Latvia! Latvia! What'ca doin'- oooh, a camera!
  • Latvia: S-S-Sea-kun, what are you doing here??
  • Sealand: what's wrong? Just wanna visit- ooh cake!
  • Latvia: Sea-kun, I asked a question! I'm doing a video right now...
  • Sealand: oop, right, sorry about that, mate! Then I'll be on my way- ooh... I forgot to tell ya something...
  • Latvia: what is it?
  • Moldova: *sniffs* ...cake? Cake? CAKE?!??! *jumps into cake at maximum velocity*
  • Sealand: I brought Moldova with me...
  • Latvia: *cries*