moff hate

The Emperor's Favorite
  • Director Orson Krennic: I will be the Emperor's new favorite!
  • Grand Admiral Thrawn: Bitch, please! That will most arguably be me.
  • Grand Moff Tarkin: I hate to disappoint each of you. But I am his only favorite.
  • Darth Vader: *heavy breathing, evidently being the Emperor's right hand man doesn't qualify himself as favorite by default!*
  • -@ the Imperial Palace-
  • Emperor Palpatine: *looks at his own reflection in the mirror* hello, my one and only favorite. Looking good today. *creepy smile materialize over his face*

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imabitbifurious  asked:

Im actually kind of hoping that it was a "hey look, time lords /can/ become time ladies and vice versa! just preparing you!" Although im probably hoping in vain.

At this point I sincerely doubt it.

If anything it’s The Moff’s way of saying “HERE have a Timelady regeneration. The Master’s popular enough, amirite? Now back away from my compensary dick!”

Because a sexist asshole like him would have a hard time using The Doctor as a silver screen to project everything he wish he was, if The Doctor ended up something he thinks of as lesser than him.

I might of course be proven wrong, but let’s face it, I probably won’t - like ever. Not by that.