“Did you know that magic actually asked ben out on a date” “What? No way” “Yeah, to his festival.” “By the sun, that took almost long enough to tell a prophet to make this day a holiday for the humans.” “I’m pretty sure he used the excuse that most gods turn down these invitations but it’s harder to say no to a date or something like that. But it counts.” “It absolutely does”
Appartiently the divine plane is boring enough that your own family member becomes the best gossip material. I’m just gonna assume god-flings aren’t as common as you might think and those who have those usually don’t make them as much of a big deal as these do.
↳ if i die young, let me fall amongst my peers. let me go with a smile on my face and a beer in my hand. let me go laughing with the ones who give me lasting memories and understanding. if i die young, let them live longer to carry on the memories that ended with me.
“I’ve been in Paris meeting lot of different ladies, I guess I’ve basically missed the late eighties.”
2p! China: John Laurens
“2 pints of Sam Adams but I’m working on 3!”
2p! England: King George III
“I’ll kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. <3″
2p! France: Maria Reynolds
“She turned red she led me to her bed let her legs spread and said-”
2p! Russia: Aaron Burr
“Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.”
2p! Canada: George Washington
“I want to talk about neutrality.”
2p! Italy: Alexander Hamilton
“I’m past patiently waiting, I’m passionately smashing every expectation, every action’s an act of creation. I’m laughing in the face of casualties and sorrow, for the first time I’m thinking past tomorrow.”
2p! Romano: Angelica Schuyler
“I will never be satisfied.”
2p! Germany: Hercules Mulligan
“Lock up your daughters and horses of corse it’s hard to have intercourse over 4 sets of corsets.”
2p! Japan: James Madison
“James Madison won’t talk to me that’s a non-starter.”
2p! Prussia: Elizabeth Schuyler
“You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind.”
2p! Austria: Marquis de Lafayette
“And I’m never gonna stop ‘till I make um drop, burn um up and scatter the remains!”
You know, instead of using Flashpoint to erase Sara Diggle and replace her with John Jr. aka Discount Connor, maybe they should’ve erased Samantha and William Clayton and replaced them with actual Sandra and Connor Hawke.
And while they were at it replace literally every whitewashed/misrepresented character in this whole gross DCTV-verse with their actual counterparts.
mysterious and 2spooky sorcery-types in my fairy tale? why wouldn’t there be?
also for those asking I’m probably going to begin posting this story when the website is completed- as I can’t really see the point in starting posting it on smackjeeves or the like with that in the works- and as I don’t actually know when that’ll happen I can’t actually say when you’ll get to see it BUT it means I have the chance to work up a bit of a buffer so I might be able to post two pages at a time or something nice like that
so yes as always sorry and thanks for your patience!
TFMR Starscream, outside: I want to overthrow Megatron so I can be the supreme leader of the Decepticons!!!
TFMR Starscream, inside: I don’t care about being a leader. I just want to see that fragger suffer, and that is all. If I do become a leader by any chance, then I’d disband everyone and fly off to Primus knows where. If Megatron ruined my life and everything I stood for, then I have all the rights to do the same.