modern-family

  • Magnus:I did not pick him up early from preschool.
  • Alec:Max, did daddy pick you up early from preschool?
  • Max:No.
  • Magnus:See? Case closed.
  • Max:We didn't go.
  • Alec:Case open.
  • Max:We went shopping.
  • Magnus:All right, Max...
  • Max:We bought matchy hats.
  • Magnus:You're going to your room.
  • Alec:You're both going to his room.