modern!hans

  • 707:*pulls curtain back while jumin is in the shower*
  • 707:do you- stop screaming it’s just me- do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
Sometimes I like you so much I can’t stand it. It fills up inside me, all the way to the brim, and I feel like I could overflow. I like you so much I don’t know what to do with it. My heart beats so fast when I know I’m going to see you again. And then, when you look at me the way you do, I feel like the luckiest [person] in the world.
—  Jenny Han, P.S. I Still Love You

anonymous asked:

I'm not really sure if I'm allowed to give headcanons or not allowed to ask for fanfic but if u have time could u do RFA members helping MC when she's on her monthly . And she has a super bad cramp?? Loce ur blog thank u!!!

  • Seven freaks the fuck out and drives to the store faster than he’s ever driven before. He buys everything. Who is he to assume that you won’t want the extra-super absorbant tampons, and the nappy-like pads?! He didn’t want you to go untended to, so he just got… Everything. As if that wasn’t enough, he practically empties the store of junk food - fizzy drinks, chocolate, snacks… I mean, if you were going to be eating crap, then he could too, right?!
  • Jumin doesn’t have a clue about what to do. Growing up the way he did, he never had real experience with a woman on her period, so he actually believes there’s something wrong with you when you’re curled up in pain, in bed. Being the worrier (and sweetheart) that he is, he calls his doctor, instructing them to come over immediately. When he realises he was being an idiot, he orders one of his security guards to buy the necessities - he had to stay at home, after all. Looking after you was the most important thing to him.
  • Jaehee knows the feeling, literally. She’s already well stocked up, so all she has to do is tell you where the necessities are. She might even see if she can get the day off work to care for you; Jaehee knows how awful it can be, and wants to make sure you’re as comfortable as you can be.
  • Yoosung want to cry as he watches you curled up in pain. He hates that there’s nothing he can do, and all he wants is for you to be ok again… He does what he can, supplying you with all the necessities for you to take care of yourself (and getting all worked up about how expensive everything is), and makes sure he buys any food you want. He’s there for you around the clock, cuddling you, and telling you funny stories to distract you from the pain.
  • Zen will drop everything the moment he hears you’re even slightly in pain. Slight bloating? He’s got a million remedies to make you feel better. Acne flaring up? Just you wait until you see his skincare regime. Stomach cramps? He’s got seven different hot water bottles - some are furry - for you to choose from. Feeling emotional? You’d best bet therapist Hyun will be there for you. He’s the self-claimed perfect man - there’s absolutely no way he’s letting his most beloved, beautiful, favourite person suffer.
  • Jumin:Hi my name is Zen and my ego is bigger than my dick HUuuuuuHH
  • Zen:...
  • Zen:Hi my name is Jumin and I have a cat because I can never get real pussy HUUUUUUUUUUH

anonymous asked:

Okay but what are your headcanons when the guys find out MC is a busty woman? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) like Seven would already know but how would he react finally in person? (Im SORRY IF THIS IS TOTALLY CREEPY BUT I HAVE MY OWN THOUGHTS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING)

  • Seven is the most contained of the lot, considering he already knew. He probably grins and makes a few lewd comments, but otherwise, he’s keeping himself good until later…
  • Zen is the worst. He’s full-on sweating, flushed face and all. He never knew that you were so… Well endowed, and now he’s seen it, he can’t help the thoughts running through his mind…
  • Jumin is cool and collected, but does sneak the occasional glance. He certainly appreciated your… Assets. They were… Valuable.
  • Yoosung is the one who points them out. Poor boy would’ve never guessed that such a lovely person had such big boobs - all of the women he’d seen with such a large chest had been older, or not-so-innocent. He’s apologising profusely all night, although he doesn’t really know what for.
  • V doesn’t have a clue. He can’t fucking see.
    • lol but seriously he’s probably like “cool”. He can’t perv on them or anything, so he just appreciates them when he can really take the time to… Admire them.
  • Saeran isn’t particularly bothered, although he is vaguely concerned at the need he feels to touch them.

anonymous asked:

Any of characters reacting to the "does this make me look fat" question

Author’s note: I chose… ALL OF THE CHARACTERS!!!

Yoosung

  • “Does this make me look fat?”
  • “What? Why would you even think that? You look perfect. Of course you always look perfect to me!”
  • cinnamon roll please protect him

Zen

  • “Does this make me look fat?”
  • “HA! That’s like asking if my face makes me look ugly. You are the epitome of beauty, babe.”

Jaehee

  • “Does this make me look fat?”
  • “No. Definitely not. If anything, you’re glowing more than ever! I hope you never think you’re fat, because you aren’t. You really aren’t.”

Jumin

  • “Does this make me look fat?”
  • “Don’t be ridiculous. That makes you look extremely elegant. Although, I think I prefer you without anything on at all.”

707

  • “Does this make me look fat?”
  • “Is that a trick ques-“
  • *smack*
  • “OucHHH!! MC, why do you alwayssss hit me when I make jokes?? I was going to say ‘Is that a trick question? Because you’ve never looked fat in your entire life!’”