Here you go!! 130 AUs for all you fanfic writers. Go nuts, show nuts, do whatever.
These are NOT mine. I repeat: These are not mine. They have been carefully compiled from multiple posts from all around Tumblr.
1. Accidentally fell asleep on each other on the train au 2. Always in front of me in line for the coffee shop with a ridiculous order that takes forever to make au 3. “I moved into the appartment next door and it’s 100% haunted please let me crash here for the night” au 4. “I may or may not have robbed a bank just now and please help me get away i’ll repay you in sexual favours and also cash” au 5. Neighbour who’s way too enthuisiastic about LOTR soundtracks au 6. That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close au 7. “I don’t know you but you were at that party last night and long story short I now have your name tatooed on my ass” au 8. “Could you please move your bed a little further from the wall I’m trying to work” au 9. “My friends dared me to go on this rollercoaster but now that we’re at the top it looks way too scary and hellO hot person sitting next to me (careful i might puke)” au 10. “I was trying to take a sneeky picture of you because i told my friend about the hot guy on the train and she wanted to see but you totally noticed and yeah this is awkward” au 11. “That is a hideous shirt you should totally just take it off” au 12. “That asshole stole my song at karaoke night” au 13. Met on the fireescape outside the appartment for smokes au 14. Ice hockey rival teams au 15. Hot lifeguard au 16. ‘we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we’re standing in the hallway avoiding each other’ AU 17. 'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU 18. ’ holy shit i’m in the wrong car’ AU 19. 'My pet really hates your pet’ AU 20. ’ Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out’ AU 21. 'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU 22. 'dude i know we don’t know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me’ AU 23. ”it’s 2am and i’m drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking door’ AU 24. SWIM TEAM AU 25. 'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity’s biggest fan’ AU 26. 'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU 27. 'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU 28. 'so YOU’RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i’m trying to sleep’ AU 29. 'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear’ au 30. WINDOW WASHER AU 31. 'we’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something’ AU 32. 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU 33. ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahua’ AU 34. you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot AU 35. lost in a random small town and you show me around AU 36. accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk AU 37. i found your dog wondering the streets so i decided to come and return him AU 38. i audition to model in your music video and we end up hitting it off AU 39. we get seated next to each other on a delayed flight AU 40. co-stars whose characters date each other on the show AU 41. you’re a hot surfer and i’m an awkward person working at an ice cream stand on the beach AU 42. accidentally found and read your diary AU 43. i didn’t know you were my teacher AU 44. woke up with amnesia AU 45. you’re a jock and i’m into theater AU 46. secretly have to date so our parents don’t find out AU 47. fame has gotten to your head so you were sent off to live with country relatives AU 48. pretending to date you because someone was obnoxiously hitting on you AU 49. i’m in a lame band and you’re the towns bad boy/girl AU 50. we fucked once and somehow keep bumping into each other AU 51. has to share a cab because there’s a thunderstorm ahead (and then gets stuck in ridiculous NY/LA traffic) AU 52. you’re a ghost and i’m a human and somehow we fall in love with each other AU 53. we went on a long road trip and got into a car crash and we’re the only two who survived AU 54. we go to the same coffee shop every evening to do homework but we never speak to each other until today AU 55. end up getting married in vegas although we’re total strangers AU 56. you apply to be my roommate AU 57. we met in the summer and now i go to your school but you act like a typical jerk AU 58. i’m visiting your country for vacation and you show me around AU 59. detention on a saturday afternoon AU 60. nothing but a fragment of ones imagination AU (as in a coma & they imagine each other being real) 61. we rob places together as a couple and get away with it AU 62. all boys/girls boarding school AU 63. best friends when we were young and then you moved and now we meet again at college AU 64. arranged marriage AU 65. we met at a really strict summer camp and ended up breaking all the rules together one by one AU 66. asylum AU 67. war AU 68. we both have cancer and go to the same support group AU 69. we decide to play a game of chicken together which leads to one thing or another AU 70. we’re both in conservative relationships so we decide to sneak off and be each others friends with benefits AU 71. we’re best friends and we take each others virginity’s AU 72. we dated when we were younger and now we’re step siblings AU 73. our friends put us on a blind date AU 74. i’m only your friend because we smoke weed and get high together AU 75. “we wore matching halloween costumes to this party” au 76. “we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled” au 77. “tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out” au 78. “we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas” au 79. “we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories” au 80. “accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus” au 81. “can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm” au 82. “accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester” au 83. “It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus” au 84. “I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is” au 85. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat 86. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room 87. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor 88. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here 89. hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model 90. hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim 91. I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity 92. all our friends are drunk and someone needs to give them a ride 93. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost 94. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for 95. humans vs zombies 96. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful 97. GROUP PROJECT 98. Both of us turned ap at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where it’s meant to be 99. Waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late 100. You keep parking in the space outside my student house you asshole 101. we live in halls opposite to each other and I keep seeing you change clothes 102. You’re theonly other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking 103. Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building 104. This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals 105. I found your USB drive still in the computer 106. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria 107. You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows 108. We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances 109. We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class 110. You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf 111. Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner? 112. You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry 113. What are you doing at this table at the career fair 114. Waiting for office hours 115. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today 116. Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party 117. You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop 118. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me 119. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill 120. Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes 121. Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash 122. Your school mailbox is right next to mine 123. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall 124. My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire 125. You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class 126. My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center 127. we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit 128. You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance 129. What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning? 130. We alternate seats every day and keep putting cute messages on the desk for the other to read.
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