mobi

it’s 20 fucking 17 and i can’t believe i still have to explain that tiana is the best disney princess not only because she defies every stereotype imaginable for black women in the twenties in louisiana but also because her storyline is basically ‘yo i wanna raise money in order to own my own small business and don’t need no man oh this prince guy is cute i guess i can get him to wait tables or something’ truly she is the princess i aspire to be

  • me: ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ it's almost halloween ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
  • people around me: halloween is the end of october not the beginning
  • me: ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ it's almost halloween ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
  • people around me: it isn't a month long holiday
  • me: ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ it's almost halloween ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ

“benedict cumberbatch and arthur conan doyle are related” wow rich upperclass british person is related to other rich upperclass british person??? it’s almost like centuries of racism, classism, and general distain for other nations stemming from imperialism, all of which still exist in some forms today, in a somewhat small country both in land mass and population size caused relatively low likelihoods of people marrying out of their immediate group resulting in a form of inbreeding among the upper classes who woulda thunk it

in my humble and admittedly Very White Opinion™ i just wanna say that i don’t rlly think we should shit on adele for winning when a. she acknowledged on live fucking television she shouldn’t have and b. we really should be focusing our anger on the obviously very white voters on album of the year because adele had nothing to do with it anyway and getting pissed at her allows the voters to get away with their bullshit

snace (snail space): the final snrontier (snail frontier). these are the voyages of the snarship (snail starship) enterprise. its five year snission (snail mission): to explore strange new snorlds (snail worlds), to seek out new snife (snail life) and new snivilizations (snail civilizations), to boldly sno (snail go) where no snail has snone (snail gone) before

snar trek (snail star trek)