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STOP TOSSING BREAD AND GET FUCKING DRESSED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

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My First Party!, Part 1
(Part 2 here)

Friend Bored’s Fourth of July barbecue yesterday was lots of fun! I discovered so many new noms! First, Mommy and I helped Bored cut her homemade (and delicious!) rainbow cookies by eating the edges.

Next, it was burger time. I usually bop my head at new noms before nomming them, so Mommy thought she would have time to take a quick photo of me on a hamburger bun. Nope! Bread is so tempting to torties that I skipped the head bopping and got a big mouthful of yummy hamburger bun before Mommy and Bored pulled me off. I can’t wait to tell Waffles that toast is yummy even un-toasted!

I also got to say hello to friendbeast Bucky. He was so excited by the party that he didn’t even notice me running around on his head. I went back to Mommy, lifted up the lazy Susan all by myself, and then discovered scrumptious-looking peppercorns! Bored tried to interest me in other things on the table, but I kept running back to the pepper mill. We need to get one of these ASAP, Mommy!