miss me with that positional shit. im punching everything. im layin down bootshine. im snap punchin walls. im snap punchin my party. im snap punchin myself. my positionals are 100% yall just dont know what im punchin at
The 60 SB monk quest was very emotional for me, but what make me cry the hardest was Erik saying he’d be coming with us to Gyr Abania.
He’s one of my favorite characters (honestly my fav, next to Cid lol) and I’ve had a blast just photobombing him every moment I can. (also I am never letting him live the 68 quest down bc it made my life)
once upon a time, the land of eorzea was ruled by a cruel overlord, BRD, who kept all of the best hats to himself and wouldn’t share.
‘aahhahahaha’ said the evil hatlord BRD, from atop his hat hoard ‘i am the HAT-BOSS who has the most and best hats. all hats are mine, and all hats that are not mine are bad hats.’
for two expansion packs, the other classes could only weep. though the BLM had his marvellous pointhat and the MCH had wonderful goggles, they could not compare. the MNKs suffered, weeping, with their shitty little feathers. the WHMs screamed WHAT THE FUCK wHY CAN’T I PUT MY HOOD UP first, and then WHAT THE FUCK WhY CAN’T I PUT IT DOWN AGAIN. we don’t even fuckin talk about the gladiator’s crown thing
but then came a hero, a glouious HATMAN to rescue the people of eorzea from the tyranny of the BAD HATLORD
‘I AM RED MAGE’ shouted the hero ‘AND I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU SHARE YOUR HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
the people rejoyced
‘BUT ONLY WITH ME’ he added quickly, before people could get too many bright ideas about HAT EQUALITY ‘ONLY SHARE THEM WITH ME’
and nothing changed except now there are two people laughing on the hat mountain, two BAD HATLORDS