mnks

what ur main says about u
  • DRK: Edgelord Supreme. Probably drinks a lot of Mountain Dew.
  • WAR: Thinks they're the best and has an Aesthetic™ to uphold.
  • PLD: Is so tired. So very tired. Just wants to help. OR is a huge fucking asshole. No inbetweens.
  • NIN: giant weeaboo nerd that also likes to occasionally help out friends.
  • MNK: ALL ABOUT THOSE NUMBERS, SON
  • SMN: Either really loves Carbuncles or really love pets.
  • BLM: classic final fantasy fan. has a deep connection to the class. probably gets caught by AOEs a lot.
  • DRG: mechanics are for cars and you swear by that.
  • BRD: you either live to support the party or live to riddle things with arrows.
  • MCH: PEW PEW GUNS ARE SO COOL
  • WHM: live off your tears and have salt in their veins
  • AST: believes everything those zodiac sign posts say
  • SCH: wishes people would take them seriously, or they just wanna be a DPS and make their co-healer suffer
The general reactions to the to the Jobs in 4.0 (old and new)
  • PLD: Holy shit, non-Flash or oGCD AoE (that doesn't generate hate, wtf). SHIELD OATH AT 30, HALLELUJAH! ... Wait, I can cast Holy? I HAVE MY OWN FELL CLEAVES?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, THEY LISTENED?!
  • WAR: Oh, yeah, triple Fell Cleaves- ... WAit, what, QUINTUPLE FELL CLEAVES?! HOLY SHIT, I'M WET!
  • DRK: ... Eh, not as fancy, but, still, good shit.
  • MNK: Hey, look, team synergy! ... Wait, where'd my personal dps go?
  • NIN: Oooooh shit, I get MY OWN LEYLINES! EEEEE
  • DRG: "Left Eye" "Right eye" "Gaze of the First Brood" ... wtf, I thought we killed Nidhogg?
  • BRD: HOLY SHIT, NO MORE CAST TIMES!
  • MCH: FLAMETHROOOOOOOWER! (Also, I can Swiftsong now, lol)
  • BLM: Oh, thank god, Enochian is just tied to the Astral Fire/Umbral Ice timer now. And, wait, OH SHIT, THUNDER II AoE, YOOOOOO
  • SMN: On one hand, RIP my AoE DPS. On the other, FUCKING BAHAMUT.
  • WHM: Just... put these useless liles on my grave. To the SCH and AST, I leave my skills.
  • SCH: ... RIP my AoE DPS, too. Buuuuut, I get my own Battle Litany. So... *shrugs*
  • AST: No, SE, I wanted Noct to better mesh with my kit. I didn't WANT another flat buff! I mean, everything else is great and all, but, come on, I was already borderline broken.
  • SAM: So, uh, Monk, about your personal DPS...
  • RDM: "Ver" is like Frank's RedHot: We put that shit on everything. ... Also, it looks like I'm going to be the raise bitch of statics and 24 mans.