mmnngh

What if the thing that tipped off Kaz that V wasn’t the real BB was his lack of hurgling. He corners Ocelot and grabs him by the scarf. 

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO BOSS? WHY DOESN’T HE HURGLE ANYMORE? HE’S BEEN AWAKE FOR A MONTH AND I’VE NEVER HEARD HIM GO ‘hrhrghrhgh’ ONCE… not even mmnngh…. TELL ME YOU BASTARD”  

after party - Ian (nsfw)

Request: Ian eats you out and someone catches you in the act.

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He roughly pushes you onto the bed and you fall on the soft mattress with an ‘oomph’. Ian does not let you rest, as he climbs on top of you, pinning your arms above your head and kissing you desperately on the lips or wherever he wanted to. You both feel this way, filled with tension and need, unfulfilled. You craved his touch after so long of suppressing the desire. Well, it wasn’t that long, to be honest—the whole five hours of the party has been enough though. You couldn’t resist his longing gaze, his suggestive tone and lingering touches…It has been too much.

You both knew what needed to be done.

Sneaking away from the main group, you go upstairs, into Max’s own bedroom. You don’t care about anything else as you’re kissing fervently, hitting walls on the way and making a lot of suspicious noise, clinging onto each other’s clothes in desperation. Wanting to just shred the intruding fabrics that were in your way and get straight into skin on skin contact. You both don’t care any longer about the consequences. The only thing that matters is the intense attraction between the two of you, the hunger that consumed you. You had to let it out—it was too much pressure. You wanted Ian more than anything…

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anonymous asked:

(Despair disease anon) oh I'd like a fic on it if you don't mind or headcanons! I'm not fussed, whatever's easier, I know you have a lot of stuff to do anyways ^^' (Bonus points if it's Funky Detective Music >:3c)

Warning: It’s porn. This is the least plot and most porn thing here as of date, like… I just…. write porn >.>;; XD That being said though… I think it’s pretty alright. I don’t write porn often so… I think I did good? XD

Sick With Lust

The Despair Disease was a deadly disease that caused the victim to act out of character and gain a high fever. So, it was clear to all the students that both Saihara and Kaede were infected by the disease, with Saihara openly hitting in Kaede and teasing her out loud, laughing when she blushed and talking in a loud, narrative voice. Kaede on the other hand, was meek and timid, shyly voicing her opinion before hiding behind Saihara and apologising for speaking up, something that was not in line with her personality at all. So, the class had decided to confine the couple in a small, makeshift hospital until they could figure out what to do. One of the students dropped by to check on them every now and then, passing news and food while checking on their condition. And so it was, Kaede and Saihara were stuck together, in a room with nothing but each other and the sickness keeping them company.

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-Scene: Castle Bedroom-



Yuma: Ahh, hell. I’m bored… …

Hey, you got any way we can kill time?



Yui: I haven’t had time to think about it… …



Yuma: Agh… …so booored… ..



*Yuma Leans Up Against Yui*


Yui: (Why’s he leaning against me!?)

Yu, Yuma-kun! You’re a bit close… …!



Yuma: Because there ain’t nothing to do. I’ll just use you to kill time.



*Yuma Starts Touching Yui*



Yui: Agh… …! I-It hurts!



Yuma: You’re a bit hard, but you’ll make due for a cushion… …



Yui: If you lean on me like that, I’ll get crushed… …!

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-Scene: Village Streets-



Yui: (As a thank you to Merz-san for letting us stay, we’re out doing his shopping for him… …)

(But I don’t know this area very well, which makes shopping a real challenge… …)

Hey,  Yuma-kun. Did we get everything Merz-san asked for?



Yuma: Yeah. C’mon, let’s hurry back.

It’s as hot as hell out here… …


Yui: Alright… …

Ah, how about we buy some ice cream!



Yuma: Do you got money for that?



Yui: Merz-san gave me some money to use.



Yuma: Really? Well, wanna get some then?



Yui: Yeah! Uhh, what kind should we get?


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teotheyordle  asked:

Teo hobbles into the room, both hands held on the small of his back. "Mmnngh, Ewan, do you know anything about, uh, back pain?"

“Eh? Well, of course. Travelling around has proven to extend my knowledge of healing.” Curious to as to how Teo was injured, he beckoned for the yordle to come over. “Is it around here?” he asked, as he lightly pressed the small of the Teo’s back. “What happened? Do you know how it started?”

teotheyordle

Hey guys! Just a super super quick update on what’s going on ! I really hope things are going swell for you guys ? Over here the studying is going pretty well! One exam’s now done and went ! Absolutely amazingly yooo !! o(*゚▽゚*)o *celebrates* The worse is yet to come though mmnngh ! Please wish me luck 3v3 ! 

ALSO I AM DYING YOU FOLKS ARE ALL SO ADORABLE AND SWEET, YOU SENT ME SO MANY LOVELY MESSAGES BUT I HAVE NO TIME TO RESPOND TO THEM ALL RIGHT NOW I AM SO SORRY–(cipherking lobstronomousskeleton​ cutieolivia1​ or liannrocks​ for example!! Hopefully y'all don’t mind waiting until I can answer you properly /;v;\ !)  

Just–Sorry for being so dead ! As soon as I’m free, I swear I won’t leave you alone, hehe !! *misses drawing so hARD*