mmmm... donuts

If Bleach characters and The Simpsons characters met...

As requested by kawaiikyoichigo. :)

Let’s say that Bleach characters encountered the characters from another, very different animated show - namely, the Simpsons! What would those conversations be like?

1. Smithers and Telsa

Smithers: I feel that you and I share certain - lifestyle choices.

Tesla: What

Smithers: We have both found ourselves possessing certain unavoidable feelings for men of power who may or may not ignore and abuse us.

Smithers: Let us share a hug.



2. Mr. Burns and Szayel

Mr. Burns: So let me get this straight. You have created a renewable energy source by eating your employees?

Szayel: Uh sure you could put it like that.

Szyael: I build ‘em, I eat 'em. It all works out.

Mr. Burns: Smithers! Let us put 'edible employees’ onto the next meeting’s agenda!

Smithers: Wonderful idea sir.

3. Homer and Nemu

Nemu: Hi. I’m looking for toxic sludge. I heard there’s some in this power plant. Can you point me in the right direction?

Homer’s Brain: She seems a little young to be asking about toxic sludge.

Homer’s Brain: But then Lisa is young she always asks for the right things.

Homer’s Brain: And this girl is older so she must be smarter than Lisa!

Homer’s Brain: You should tell her!

Homer: Toxic sludge, first door on your right.

Nemu: Thanks.

Homer’s Brain: You deserve a donut.

Homer: Mmmm…..donut….

4. Maggie and Chad

Maggie: [pacifier noises]


Maggie: [pacifier noises]


Maggie: [offers pacifier to Chad]

Chad: I knew we were bonding.

5. Sideshow Bob and Gin

Gin: Look man, I get it. Living for revenge? I am all about that.

Sideshow Bob: How nice for you.

Gin: And I am a fan of creepy. Creepy is good.

Sideshow Bob: Are you implying that I am - creepy?

Gin: All I’m saying is that stalking and trying to murder a small child is just - it’s too far.

Gin: You are a bad person.

Sideshow Bob:

Sideshow Bob: Luckily I don’t listen to men who refuse to open their eyes.

6. Ned Flanders and Unohana

Ned: Howdy there, neighborino!

Unohana: Go away before I slay you.

Ned: Okily-dokily!

7. Bart and Aizen

Aizen: Hello. I heard that you are a tiny psychopath.

Bart: There’s some debate on that point.

Aizen: I see.

Aizen: Do you enjoy making trouble?

Bart: Sure.

Aizen: Do you like bringing people down a peg?

Bart: Do I!

Aizen: Will you attempt to overthrow me?

Bart: ….would it be hard?

Aizen: Yes.

Bart: Then nah. I don’t think I’d bother.


8. Patty and Selma and Bazz-B

Patty: You are a very attractive man.

Selma: And we heard you like fire.

Patty: You should choose one of us to date.

Selma: It will be 'smokin’ in more ways than one.


9. Krusty the Clown and Hitsugaya

Krusty: Hey, kid. I need a good photo to distract the press. Can you smile or whatever while I hand you this balloon?

Hitsugaya: …I’m not a child.

Krusty: Yeah, whatever. You look like one. Smile like you like balloons for Krusty!



Krusty: Geez. Does white hair make you melodramatic or does it go the other way?

10. Lisa Simpson and Nanao

Nanao: Hi there. You seem smart. Do you want to read together? I promise I won’t turn into a hollow and get forced into exile thus disappearing from your life for 100 years when you are particularly young and impressionable


Lisa: I think I hear my mom calling.


Nanao: Did I come on too strong?

11. Moe and Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: Hello, human.

Moe: Hello…..guy.

Ulquiorra: I hear this is the place where humans come to 'drink away their despair.’

Ulquiorra: I wish to experience this. Tell me the method.

Moe: Drink this beer until you forget why you’re sad.

Ulquiorra: And that works?

Moe: Just look around! See how happy everybody is!


Ulquiorra: Maybe I will give ice cream another try instead.

12. Chief Wiggum and Ichigo

Chief Wiggum: Hey you!

Ichigo: Yeah?

Chief Wiggum: Are you a teenage boy playing hooky from school while carrying around a massive unsheathed weapon?

Ichigo: Um………………….no?

Chief Wiggum:

Chief Wiggum: Okay just checking.

13. Grandpa Simpson and Yamamoto

Grandpa Simpson: People ignore me because I’m old!!!!!

Yamamoto: Huh. That’s weird.

Yamamoto: I’m the most powerful guy in the Gotei-13 because I’m old.

Yamamoto: Sucks to be you, human!

Grandpa Simpson:

Grandpa Simpson: I’m uninviting you to Bingo.

14. Marge and Tite Kubo

Marge: Hello, yes, I am Marge Simpson, and I just wanted to ask you a question.

Marge: Why aren’t there any mothers in your work? Mothers are very important.

Marge: But all of yours seem to be dead or missing! Why is that?

Tite Kubo: Because anime mothers must die. Especially if they have ponytails.

Tite Kubo: I like how you wear your hair straight up to avoid death.

Tite Kubo: That’s been working out for you. For such a long time.


Marge: This was not satisfying.

You’ll be the sweetest girl in the pool with these adorable one piece swimsuits and accessories!

ALERT: Labor Day Weekend Must-Haves!

Doughnuts and chocolate in the water? Unheard of! Until now, that is.

You’ll be drooling over these sweet, sweet swimsuits and pool accessories from ModCloth. Bring these stylishly quirky pieces to the resort you’re going to this summer and you’ll have the crowd’s attention! Hopefully there aren’t any sharks in the pool where you’ll be taking a dip!

Check out our 8 sweet picks!

1) The Rind of My Life Pool Float

2) Fables by Barrie Transmarine Dreams One-Piece Swimsuit

3) Mmmm, Donut Pool Float

4) Fables by Barrie Star in Stripes One-Piece Swimsuit

5) Knot Too Shabby Pool Float

6) Lolli Swim Bow Against the Tide One-Piece Swimsuit

7) Sweet Treat Yo Self Pool Float

8) Lolli Swim Sass at the Shore One Piece Swimsuit

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Wantering Editors


Nice work on Splatfest there folks!  Great job to the awesome players on Team Cars!  That was a close one!  Team Planes certainly gave us a run for our money too!

This is also probably the LEAST salty I’ve seen Marie when it came to her team losing a Splatfest.  Makes sense too.  Donuts do have that kind of power.

Speaking of which, everyone in Team Planes and Team Cars, who wants donuts?!  :D

12 of the Sweetest Donut Fashion Items for National Donut Day

Got higher than usual donut cravings today? Totally understandable, it’s Donut Day after all!

To celebrate (besides munching on mountains of donuts), we found the sweetest donut fashion available online for you to complete the day with. Are you ready for sugar overload, ladies and gents? Check out the fun looks below!

For Sugary Gents:

1) Odd Future Coach Jacket with Donut Print

2) Topman Doughnut Design Underwear

For Sweet Ladies:

1) Forever 21 Donut Print Bodysuit

2) ModCloth Mmmm, Donut Pool Float

3) Charlotte Russe Donut Graphic Baseball Cap

4) Charlotte Russe Donut Printed Baseball Cap

5) River Island White Donut Talk To Me T-Shirt

6) Odd Future All Over Donut Hoodie

7) Markus Lupfer Cotton Jersey Donut T-Shirt

8) Charlotte Russe Donut Graphic Off-The-Shoulder Sweatshirt

9) Odd Future Donut Allover Socks

10) Venessa Arizaga I Love Donuts Bracelet

Which donut fashion pieces did you like the most? Let us know! And if you’ve seen any cool donut fashion in person or online today, feel free to link to them here; we’d love to see ‘em! Have an awesome Friday, enjoy the weekend, and happy Donut Day!

Wantering Editors