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SKAM S04E09 Clip 5 - Maghrib

SANA: Please accept my fast, even though I’ve behaved badly. Please watch over Eva and Vilde and Noora, Chris. Please watch over Isak and Even and Elias and Yousef.

[VILDE: Hi, are you ready to meet up?

EVA: Sana! Chris and I will pick you up with the van in 20 minutes.

SANA: Ok cool

SANA: I regret cancelling the date with Yousef

NOORA: YEEES! Call him! Go!

EVA: Do it girl!! Life is NOW!!

SANA: According to Islam, life is after death. Which is one of the reasons why I should stay away from him

CHRIS: According to me, the abdomen is dead after death. Which is one of the reasons why you should meet him!!

VILDE: Yousef! Yousef! Yousef!

SANA: Hahaha I get why mom is worried that I don’t have any Muslim friends

NOORA: Hello! OK!! I can argue from an Islamic perspective

SANA: Now I’m intrigued

NOORA: Ok, doesn’t Islam believe in destiny?

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Who says I love you first - Boyf Riends

• ALRIGHT ITS TOTALLY MICHAEL HOWEVER STUFF HAPPENS TO not bad stuff. It’s the cute stuff

• so basically they start dating after the whole squip fiasco, after dating Christine for two weeks Christine realizes that Jeremy likes Michael and that she didn’t like Jeremy as much as she thought so she decides to be Jeremy’s wing women for getting Michael

• Michael finds out they broke up and is ECSTATIC

• Eventually Christine runs up to Michael, shoves Jeremy into his arms and screams ‘THIS BOY HAS A HIGE FUCKING CRUSH ON YOU SO DATE HIM’

• Michael is confused, but takes him to Dave and Busters that night and they totally dominate every game (I might do a little head Cannon or one shot on this later )

• jump forward three weeks and Michael and Jeremy are in Jeremy’s basement playing video games together

•Michael looks over at Jeremy and stares at him, taking in his lovely little features and quirks

• he loves how Jeremy sticks out his tongue when playing a game, and concentrating v v v hard

• he loves when Jeremy’s eyes light up in amusement when Michael accidentally messes up

• he loves Jeremy’s snicker when this happens as well

• he loves when Jeremy pumps his fist in the air when they beat a level/ win a thing (yes I know video games(no, no I don’t))

• he loves - oh fuck he loves JEREMY

• Michael has a brief mental freak out

• he did just realize that he’s in love with the guy he’s known since he was little

• what Michael doesn’t realize is that Jeremy is also mentally freaking out cause he just realized that he didn’t just love

• Michaels soft hair

• Michaels slight accent

• Michaels joy in retro shit

• he loved Michael in general

• neither of them say anything for about two weeks, both thinking it’s to soon and WHAT IF THEY THINK IM WEIRD WHAT IF THEY THINK ITS TO GAY oh wait. We are gay.

• eventually, its late at night, the boyfs are once again in Jeremy’s basement, they’re watching a marvel movie cause Michael fucking loves marvel AND CAPTAIN AMERICA MMMM YES

• Jeremy has his head in Michaels lap, Michael is stroking his hair.

• half way through civil war, Michael leans down and kisses Jeremy’s forehead

• Jeremy just smiles up at him and Michael fucking M E L T S

• “God Jer, I love you.”

• Michael freezes when he realizes what he said

• Jeremy does too

• then he slowly whispers

• “Shit man, I was gonna say it first damn it.”

• Michael takes in a deep breath, slowly releasing it

• then he smirks

• “Well sucks to suck babe, player two has you beat”

• “okay well, I’m initiating the next mile stone so fuck you”

• and he does. When they’re 22 Jeremy asks Michael to marry him

• obviously he says yes

It was kinda short but yeah I got that idea last night. I always get my ideas at night

Imagine Daycare Teacher! Izuku and Single Hero Dad! Bakugou

ALSO KNOWN AS THE BAKUDAD AU

A good wholesome AU where Izuku decides that the best way he can be a hero for the people is to be the best mentor/teacher™ to all kids at this Daycare like #1 Big Brother! Being a daycare teacher gives him an oppurtunity to help anyone and everyone he can, especially the children! These kiddos either call him Izu-nii or Izu-sensei.

In this universe, Bakugou has a child. The origin of the mother is unknown (I’d like to say she died from childbirth because I’m a cruel person). As a single father, he is forced to raise his child until they are old enough to go to day care which gives him the perfect opportunity to drop them off so he can go back to his hero duties (he took a maternal leave aaa).

Bakugou’s child becomes super attached to Izuku and these two hit off really well. (At some point, like any kid would, he declares to be Izuku’s future spouse while the daycare teacher laughs it off). For the the first few months, Bakugou grows curious whenever his child talks about (more like GUSHES) about this “Izu-nii”. Then that curiosity turns into jealousy because fUCK THAT GUY I WILL BE MY CHILD’S NUMBER ONE. 

One day when Bakgou is picking up, he asks to meet “Izu-nii” only to come face-to-face with Izuku. Suddenly years of GUILT AND PAIN drop on Bakugou.

From that point, it’ll be Izuku and Bakugou’s journey toward reconciliation!

Izuku is super wary and un-trusting of Bakugou at first, but he’ll soften up eventually! 

Signs as Cats

(Guys I’m so freaking sorry exams have been getting to my head and I’m becoming more forgetful every day…)

Aries: Mark every square inch of the house as theirs

Taurus: High on catnip

Gemini: Curling up on their human’s lap while watching big cat documentaries

Cancer: Sunbathes and attempts to ignore the birds cheeping outside

Leo: Investigates all water bodies suspiciously

Virgo: Silently judges people who walk past their window

Libra: Mmmm yes scratching post

Scorpio: Secretly wishes they could strangle the neighbour’s dog

Sagittarius: Gone all day, up all night

Capricorn: Acts like a dog and loves walks and balls

Aquarius: Has figured out access to the kibble cupboard

Pisces: Knocking down vases but oh how can anyone resist those adorable eyes?

Shape Of You

Sebastian sends you a selfie after his workout.

Pairing:  Sebastian Stan x Reader  

Warnings:   Sexual content, Explicit Sexual, Oral Sex, Smut, Dirty Talk, Language, NSFW, Unprotected Sex (wrap it please), Sebastian Stan, Calvin Klein briefs

Word Count: 2,336

A/N: Yes I know I’m supposed to be working on chapter 6 of The Contest but let me explain.  So I was finishing up my first draft of Chapter 6 when Sebastian Stan happened…fucker goes and posts that locker room selfie.  I tried to ignore it, really I did but this scene popped into my head and it would not let me live until I wrote it down. So sorry (but not sorry).  This is a another quickie that I wrote at work so please ignore the typos and the writing.  I just had to get it out of my head so I could get back to Bucky…

Not sure who to tag so I’ll just include my Sebby smut sisters @evansrogerskitten @ek823 and @pearljamkaren 

If you want to be tagged in future Seb smut, just ask…there is more coming ;)  

Shape Of You

By marvelmom

Sitting in the lobby of the gym, you drum your fingers impatiently on your knee.

“What the hell is taking him so long,” you mutter to yourself as you pull out your phone and start tapping out a message.

I’m ready to go, everything ok?

You stare at the screen, waiting for a response.  Your phone chimes a few moments later.

No

Brow furrowed, you quickly type a response and hit send.

What’s wrong?!?

You bite your lip nervously as a flood of scenarios race through you head.  Your thoughts are soon interrupted by a picture flashing onto your screen.

You inhale sharply as you take in the image of your boyfriend, standing in front of a mirror in the men’s locker room wearing a scowl on his face and not much else.

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anonymous asked:

i have no idea if you're still taking prompt request but no.80 with steve? Please. :')

I have enough prompts now .  So , I’ll tell you when you can send them in again .Thank you .

#80 Say that again and I’ll fuck you against the wall 

You all know captain’s infamous word “Language”. 

Having a potty mouth in the tower was not very appreciated by him . But it was who you are . You have always been this way . And your first response to every adversary is probably ‘fuck’. And every time that word was uttered by you, you’d get definitely get a death glare . Like it was impossible to swear in front of him . But  you didn’t care . He’d never confront you about it though .

He’d just probably hiss at your words and give you a disapproving look . And honestly it only encouraged you further .

There were days you’d just sing songs around him with swear words. You’d see him walking towards you and you’d say ‘fuck’ out loud for no reason. But he’d just groan loudly and walk away .

But the last few days , he was not getting effected by any of it . He didn’t even cringe when you used it . Maybe he got used to it . So you wanted to test the theory . For the first 4 days he said nothing and took everything lightly .

It was after dinner while you all were gathered in the TV room , while most of you just chatted without paying much attention to the TV .

You were sitting on the sofa along with Bucky and Nat , while Steve was sitting on the floor and talking to Sam .

Sam was going on and on about all of you , and he was cracking jokes at all of you . You were on the verge of crying with all the laughter , when he came to you .

“You know Y/N uses the word ‘fuck’ a lot only because she is not getting it .”, he said playfully .

Everyone erupted in laughter and so did you , probably except Steve.

“Fuck you Sam.”, you say showing him the finger .

“Y/N!!!!! Say that again and I’ll fuck you against the wall.”, Steve scolded angrily .

WOAHHH Where did that come from . Steve Rogers uses a curse word . That too ‘fuck’ .

Everyone was dumbstruck just like you , and all eyes were on him . His whole face went red . He stood up quickly and left the room in embarrassment .

After a few more gasps , the conversation went back to normal .

But your mind was replaying the words Steve uttered in your mind . All you could think about was Steve actually fucking you against the wall  . Maybe he didn’t actually mean it . It was just a way to shut you up from using curses. But you just couldn’t stop thinking about his hard bare body against your naked chest riding you up the wall ,  fucking you mercilessly .

It was too much for you . Just thinking about it and playing that scenario in your mind over and over again , was enough to get you wet .

You got up from the sofa , told your goodbyes and headed to your room .

But instead your legs took you towards Steve’s room . You contemplated on what would happen if you told him about your little crush . Either he would reciprocate it and you’d be happy or he’d just say that he didn’t mean it and you’d have to live with the embarrassment all your life . But obviously you decided to tell him. But tell him what? How would you approach the topic ?

His door was open and the lights were on . You walked in , and obviously with super soldier hearing he turned around to see you .

You had one plan in mind and you hoped it works.

He sat up on the edge of his bed as you walked and stood between his knees.

“FUCK. YOU.”

Instantly he stood and pushed you up against the wall , putting your hands above your head with one hand while the other around your waist .

“Say that again , and I will do what I said.”

You smirked at his words . YES . It worked .

“FUCK. YOU”, you enunciated each word with added pressure .

He put both his hands around your waist as your hands tangled in his hair pulling him closer to you . He pressed his lips to yours , as you both fought for dominance . This was nothing like the Steve Rogers you knew . The gentle , loving Steve was long gone .

He pushed your shorts down roughly along with your panties . He pulled down his shorts and boxers up to his knee and lifted you with the back of your thigh .

He slowly dragged his hips up  and down your pussy . His large dick throbbing against your clit .

He held his cock in his right hand and spread your lips , coating his length with your juices .

“FUCK . So wet . Is it all for me?”, he asked slapping your clit with his tip .

Your body jerked at that motion .

“Mmmmm yes . AHHH yes . All for you .”
He slowly pushed in his huge cock into you and buried himself deep inside you .

Your mouth opened slowly as the pleasure build , as he stretched you out perfectly .  He hid his face in the crook of his neck as he groaned . You felt divine around him . So tight and warm .

“You okay?”, he asked . Completely different to his previous demeanour . He was concerned . You just hummed and nodded .

He pulled his back and pushed in harshly .
“FUCK.”, you screamed in pleasure .

“Hmm , that is what I want to hear baby .You want me to fuck you .”

You never thought hearing curses from Steve would turn you on . But oh gosh , it made you even wetter.
“Yes sir , I want you to fuck me . I want you make me …” Before you could finish the sentence , he wrapped his hands around your back and started thrusting wildly into you .

“Arghh , God . You’re so fucking tight .”
“mmmm , yes . Oh god . That feels so good .”

“Yeah?”

He said pulling his head back and looking into your eyes . You nodded looking back at him .

He shifter to deep , hollow thrusts , perfectly hitting your spot with every motion .

“Uhhh , fuck . Oh my god .”, you moaned as your head fell back to the wall.

“Nuh uh . Look at me when you come Y/N.” He pulled your face by your chin and rested his forehead against yours .

“FUCK . Look how fucking hard you have got me . I am literally throbbing inside of you .”

You reach forward and kiss him and moan into the kiss as you feel your coil uncurling .

“Steeeeeve . I am going to cum.”

“Cum for me Y/N . Coat my dick with your juices.” And you do . You cum all over his cock , squeezing the cum out of him as he releases himself .

He walks to his bed and lays you down on it .

You lay on his chest not able to form any sentences . After a few minutes you spoke up .

“I thought you hated when I cursed .” He laughed at this .

“No . I don’t know why , but it turns me on . And anyone would get irritated if they had to walk around  with a boner .”

‘OH MY GOD .Are you serious?  I am going to tell everyone.”

“You wouldn’t dare.”, he said in his cap voice .
“Nah . I’d rather yell ‘fuck’ every time I see you .”


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Mmmm yes greetings, thots, today we shall post here on the tumblr

But alas, i cannot do so without my blogging accessories

mmm yes much better, now lets get to calling each other ‘cucks’ and making merry