Last night went by unusually quickly. Probably because I knew I didn’t have a meeting this morning for the first time in the past four days.
But tonight…tonight is gonna be interesting. Some once-a-week people will be coming in to do their thing, and…we’re providing a babysitter for them. We reminded them of one regulation last week, and one of the two took it very badly that we were holding them to this STATE GAMING LAW. But now we’re babysitting them based on observed violations of OTHER regulations, and I can only imagine how badly this is going to be taken by the same one of those two (the other one just kind of rolls with things, so that person will probably be okay, and trying to calm the other one down as they did last week).
I had to completely re-work the schedule for the rest of this week to accommodate this, as well as change every security guard’s days off for the foreseeable future so these two can be babysat each week until a more permanent babysitter is hired. But while we’re going to be short-handed two nights per week now, it was that or leave things as they were and be short-handed one night per week, but COMPLETELY understaffed the other night, with no security at all.
It’s ALWAYS an adventure in the casino biz. And while it’s not always a fun adventure, I wouldn’t have it any other way. I can’t necessarily say that I’m looking forward to tonight, but at the same time…I’m kind of looking forward to tonight just to see how all this plays out.
OK BUT I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE NOORA JUST SAID HER PASSWORD LIKE THAT GURL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN OK??? I LITERALLY, LIT-ER-ALLY HAVE TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD EVERY TIME I LOG OUT LIKE DAFAQ?! NOORA ARE YOU NOT WORRIED??? SANA OR THE PEPSI MAX SNAILS ARE GOOONA H4CK YOUR POWDERED DONUT BOOTAY MMMM
Let’s say that Bleach characters encountered the characters from another, very different animated show - namely, the Simpsons! What would those conversations be like?
1. Smithers and Telsa
Smithers: I feel that you and I share certain - lifestyle choices.
Smithers: We have both found ourselves possessing certain unavoidable feelings for men of power who may or may not ignore and abuse us.
Smithers: Let us share a hug.
Tesla: GET AWAY FROM ME
2. Mr. Burns and Szayel
Mr. Burns: So let me get this straight. You have created a renewable energy source by eating your employees?
Szayel: Uh sure you could put it like that.
Szyael: I build ‘em, I eat 'em. It all works out.
Mr. Burns: Smithers! Let us put 'edible employees’ onto the next meeting’s agenda!
Smithers: Wonderful idea sir.
3. Homer and Nemu
Nemu: Hi. I’m looking for toxic sludge. I heard there’s some in this power plant. Can you point me in the right direction?
Homer’s Brain: She seems a little young to be asking about toxic sludge.
Homer’s Brain: But then Lisa is young she always asks for the right things.
Homer’s Brain: And this girl is older so she must be smarter than Lisa!
Homer’s Brain: You should tell her!
Homer: Toxic sludge, first door on your right.
Homer’s Brain: You deserve a donut.
4. Maggie and Chad
Maggie: [pacifier noises]
Maggie: [pacifier noises]
Maggie: [offers pacifier to Chad]
Chad: I knew we were bonding.
5. Sideshow Bob and Gin
Gin: Look man, I get it. Living for revenge? I am all about that.
Sideshow Bob: How nice for you.
Gin: And I am a fan of creepy. Creepy is good.
Sideshow Bob: Are you implying that I am - creepy?
Gin: All I’m saying is that stalking and trying to murder a small child is just - it’s too far.
Gin: You are a bad person.
Sideshow Bob: …
Sideshow Bob: Luckily I don’t listen to men who refuse to open their eyes.
6. Ned Flanders and Unohana
Ned: Howdy there, neighborino!
Unohana: Go away before I slay you.
7. Bart and Aizen
Aizen: Hello. I heard that you are a tiny psychopath.
Bart: There’s some debate on that point.
Aizen: I see.
Aizen: Do you enjoy making trouble?
Aizen: Do you like bringing people down a peg?
Bart: Do I!
Aizen: Will you attempt to overthrow me?
Bart: ….would it be hard?
Bart: Then nah. I don’t think I’d bother.
Aizen: GIN YOU’RE BEING REPLACED
8. Patty and Selma and Bazz-B
Patty: You are a very attractive man.
Selma: And we heard you like fire.
Patty: You should choose one of us to date.
Selma: It will be 'smokin’ in more ways than one.
Bazz-B: THE ACRID SMOKE IS BURNING MY EYES
9. Krusty the Clown and Hitsugaya
Krusty: Hey, kid. I need a good photo to distract the press. Can you smile or whatever while I hand you this balloon?
Hitsugaya: …I’m not a child.
Krusty: Yeah, whatever. You look like one. Smile like you like balloons for Krusty!
Hitsugaya: I AM A CAPTAIN AND I DO NOT LIKE BALLOONS
Krusty: Geez. Does white hair make you melodramatic or does it go the other way?
10. Lisa Simpson and Nanao
Nanao: Hi there. You seem smart. Do you want to read together? I promise I won’t turn into a hollow and get forced into exile thus disappearing from your life for 100 years when you are particularly young and impressionable
Lisa: I think I hear my mom calling.
Nanao: Did I come on too strong?
11. Moe and Ulquiorra
Ulquiorra: Hello, human.
Ulquiorra: I hear this is the place where humans come to 'drink away their despair.’
Ulquiorra: I wish to experience this. Tell me the method.
Moe: Drink this beer until you forget why you’re sad.
Ulquiorra: And that works?
Moe: Just look around! See how happy everybody is!
Ulquiorra: Maybe I will give ice cream another try instead.
12. Chief Wiggum and Ichigo
Chief Wiggum: Hey you!
Chief Wiggum: Are you a teenage boy playing hooky from school while carrying around a massive unsheathed weapon?
Chief Wiggum: …
Chief Wiggum: Okay just checking.
13. Grandpa Simpson and Yamamoto
Grandpa Simpson: People ignore me because I’m old!!!!!
Yamamoto: Huh. That’s weird.
Yamamoto: I’m the most powerful guy in the Gotei-13 because I’m old.
Yamamoto: Sucks to be you, human!
Grandpa Simpson: …
Grandpa Simpson: I’m uninviting you to Bingo.
14. Marge and Tite Kubo
Marge: Hello, yes, I am Marge Simpson, and I just wanted to ask you a question.
Marge: Why aren’t there any mothers in your work? Mothers are very important.
Marge: But all of yours seem to be dead or missing! Why is that?
Tite Kubo: Because anime mothers must die. Especially if they have ponytails.
Tite Kubo: I like how you wear your hair straight up to avoid death.
Tite Kubo: That’s been working out for you. For such a long time.
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12 of the Sweetest Donut Fashion Items for National Donut Day
Got higher than usual donut cravings today? Totally understandable, it’s Donut Day after all!
To celebrate (besides munching on mountains of donuts), we found the sweetest donut fashion available online for you to complete the day with. Are you ready for sugar overload, ladies and gents? Check out the fun looks below!
Which donut fashion pieces did you like the most? Let us know! And if you’ve seen any cool donut fashion in person or online today, feel free to link to them here; we’d love to see ‘em! Have an awesome Friday, enjoy the weekend, and happy Donut Day!