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AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode two - the secret of spoons. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

  • ❝ can you hear me ?
  • ❝ you want help ? fine. ❞
  • ❝ let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a man got fucked. now, how is that for a story
  • ❝ let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. ❞
  • ❝ and all for what ?
  • ❝ and i ain’t even started yet. ❞
  • ❝ this guy gets it. ❞
  • ❝ angry is good. angry gets shit done. ❞
  • ❝ you’re already dead, asshole. at least die a sacrifice for something worthwhile. ❞
  • ❝ let. the motherfucker. burn ! let it all burn. ❞
  • ❝ were you shot at ?
  • ❝ well it depends on who you ask. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know what the fuck you speak of. ❞
  • ❝ how was the funeral ?
  • ❝ you wanna come in and talk about it ?
  • ❝ mmm-mmm-mmm. what a little asshole. ❞
  • ❝ oh, you know him ?
  • ❝ they don’t have a fucking clue. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a fucking clue, i want one ! give me a fucking clue !
  • ❝ good. compact amended. ❞
  • ❝ your first bed as a free man. enjoy it. ❞
  • ❝ an assault on you is an insult to me. don’t think because i didn’t lose my temper i am not angry, or am lacking a plan. ❞
  • ❝ i didn’t mean to wake you. ❞
  • ❝ they told me you died. ❞
  • ❝ you were just having a bad dream. ❞
  • ❝ you going to miss it ?
  • ❝ too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. there’s a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. ❞
  • ❝ what i say has got to be said, so i want you to consider my words very carefully. ❞
  • ❝ say it. ❞
  • ❝ you are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long. ❞
  • ❝ let there be beauty where there can be. ❞
  • ❝ plan is, we will be meeting with a number of people preeminent in their respective fields, and then we will rendezvous in one of the most important places in the country. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t like dropping in on friends empty handed. ❞
  • ❝ you can’t look out for yourself, how the hell are you gonna look out for me ?
  • ❝ not so fast. we need to talk, [] . ❞
  • ❝ funny how things supposed to make you look good only make it worse. ❞
  • ❝ the fuck is this ?
  • ❝ i’m all sorts, [] .❞
  • ❝ i’m the one they sacrifice to. then till now. ❞
  • ❝ time and attention. better than lamb’s blood. ❞
  • ❝ i hate that. i hate that they were hurting you, [] . i would never do that to you. ❞
  • ❝ i want you in my camp with us. ❞
  • ❝ look at it like this: we’re the coming thing. we are already here. ❞
  • ❝ i was impressed with how you dealt with him/her/them. ❞
  • ❝ who’d have thought you had it in you ?
  • ❝ he/she/they were underestimating you. they all are. not a mistake i’ll make. ❞
  • ❝ i can give you so much more. you name it, honey. what do you need ?
  • ❝ don’t fight gravity, [ ] . i’ve been at this a while. ❞
  • ❝ i’m trying to help you. ❞
  • ❝ keep your neck out of the belt. ❞
  • ❝ that went as well as can be expected. ❞
  • ❝ i think i’m losing my mind. ❞
  • ❝ oh, like the rest of your life is sane. ❞
  • ❝ at times, the universe does seem to have singled you out for unique abuse. in these moments you have to ask yourself, would i rather be ignored ?
  • ❝ always better dead than forgotten, and no one is ever going to forget you. ❞
  • ❝ it’s a sudden onset of strange. fair cause for consternation, unless strange is a new language and what we’re doing here is vocabulary building. ❞
  • ❝ you may have to consider that you didn’t see what you saw, or you did. the world is either crazy or you are. they’re both solid options. take your pick. ❞
  • ❝ when you decide, come and tell me. but don’t rush into it. take your time. difficult decision. ❞
  • ❝ there are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad. ❞
  • ❝ you wanna know the secret of my success ? the secret is charm. ❞
  • ❝ i only come when matters are vital, as they are now. ❞
  • ❝ god, you are gorgeous. you have not aged. ❞
  • ❝ the truth is not what people want to hear. ❞
  • ❝ prettiest woman, prettiest lies. ❞
  • ❝ black as night, sweet as sin. you take coffee, then i read your future. ❞
  • ❝ he does not know our world. ❞
  • ❝ i’m easing him in. ❞
  • ❝ you are the worst man i have ever seen. ❞
  • ❝ nice to see you, old friend. i brought a gift. ❞
  • ❝ i come here only to share bread and information. what you do with the latter is entirely up to you. ❞
  • ❝ i’d be happy to help. ❞
  • ❝ oh, he is nobody’s husband, and i am nobody’s wife. ❞
  • ❝ family is who you survive with when you need to survive, even if you do not like them. ❞
  • ❝ i am not a good cook. when i was younger there were servants to make meals. here there are no servants; there’s only us. ❞
  • ❝ learning is beneath me. ❞
  • ❝ i thought you were supposed to read tea leaves ?
  • ❝ that bad, huh ? any good news ?
  • ❝ you brought that madness into my life once. never again. ❞
  • ❝ you know me. you know what these hands have done. ❞
  • ❝ you don’t want me, you want [] , and he’s/she’s/they’re not here. ❞
  • ❝ it will be glorious, win or lose. ❞
  • ❝ i am tired of glorious. ❞
  • ❝ everyone thought he/she/they must be the good one. so i became me. ❞
  • ❝ time passes. now i am gray. ❞
  • ❝ i think in the old country i am forgotten, and here, i am like a bad memory. ❞
  • ❝ i know the killing. ❞
  • ❝ to give a good death is art. ❞
  • ❝ every man’s an equal. ❞
  • ❝ is good ?
  • ❝ first blood is mine. so you’ve lost. game is done. ❞
  • ❝ i just started. ❞
  • ❝ ten thousand deaths made right here. ❞
  • ❝ it’s your move. ❞
  • ❝ he’ll take that shot. no joke, no boast, no half-measures. how good are you ?
  • ❝ it’s your decision. ❞
  • ❝ when my voice breaks on this song, remember old love gone. ❞
Things my AP Gov teacher said
  • .Does anyone feel the healthcare spirt?
  • I went huba-huba.
  • We’ve equally intelligent and stupid people in both houses of congress
  • He’s an idiot.
  • *Gestures to self* This is all a lie
  • There is a men’s caucus, it’s for the other 80% of congress! I kid you not! They don’t need one!
  • You’re going to be constitutional scholars-slash-beasts.
  • We haven’t had a good impeachment in two decades…we need one… to educate the people, no comment on the incoming president [Trump].
  • *Looking over notes* Mmm Hmm Mmm MMM “What do you notice kids?”
  • “The north made the rum… drinky drinky… to trade for slaves.
  • Name the rights! *waits for the class to name off stuff* Religion, press, blah blah blah
  • I don’t care, well, I do, but I’m not telling you!
  • Oh! *writes on board ‘Significance on Constitutional Convention of 1787 OMG the best Const. EVER*
  • Did anyone learn that silly Preamble song in 4th grade? *few people raise their hands* Does anyone want to sing it for us? *Hand fall* But don’t worry class, let’s read it together anyway.
  • *Talking about the constitution* The constitution says “This is how you do it.”
  • Where can you go to smoke it up?
  • If you and your spouse, you decided to, or can’t do the, um… birth, what do you do?
  • While in Colorado, you had the privilege of getting stoned under the Privileges and Immunities Clause.
  • What happened if you didn’t follow the Church of England, France, or Spain? You got excommunicated, imprisoned, tortured - in very painful ways -, and executed
  • Here comes the light… and it will be good
  • Are you ready for the FRQ’s? I’m so jazzed!
  • We have to say the 14th amendment. Oooh, lovely amendment.
  • Get low.
  • Where’s get low?
  • *Goes in for a high-five* SNAP!
  • That was a lot of BS. *class says baloney* Or, as my grandmother used to say, baloney sauce.
  • 1963… that was a good year.
  • *Looking at notes* HgmbrstuwtAbi
  • What would SCOTUS say?
  • Get bent, it’s in the constitution, would be what they meant in colonial times. (Don’t put that on the AP test (If you put it on the AP exam, parenthetically tell what they want. (By get bent, I mean that there was no standing to sue, etc.)))
  • When we’re done with these three things, Hannah, put your hand up and say ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.’
  • Talking about Independent Business v. Sibelius case* Conservatives said to Roberts *bad accent and cross made out of fingers* You were not supposed to vote that way! Evil!
  • We’ll put everything in a central location… and we’ll… we’ll share! Aww! (Talking about communism)
  • *Drawing marble cake* That’s a pretty crappy cake.
  • Stroke your beard! *one student doesn’t* Stroke your beard!
  • Corn is everything. Really, the Maya are coming back.
  • As long as Micky D’s is open and the cell phones are working, everything is FINE!!
  • Jefferson’s enemy Alex-ander Ham-il-ton convinced someone to vote for Jefferson.
  • I am the holder of the calibration machines.
  • When Canada invades, the supply line is short.
  • What’s the state where… *vague hand waving*
  • Don’t look at me… look inside yourself. The force flows through you… HEALTHCARE!!!
  • Eventually, [the football] will be a chip embedded in the president’s brain.
  • *Balancing a ruler on his head* This means nothing.
  • We’ll have diversity in the presidency, assuming we don’t blow ourselves up by then.
  • WWTD - What Would Thor Do? *Waves pretend hammer around* Fwoorth!
  • Have y’all ever had a burger at Steak ‘n Shake? Because my brother introduced it to me over the break and it’s one of the greatest things in life now.
  • 88%, that’s even more depressing. (Talking about safe seats in the house)
  • Moderate republicans are here. *Walks out the door to the right* Rand Paul is over here.
  • *To student* Ask me why there’s no speaker of the House. *Student asks* I don’t know.
  • We have to be thinking about these all the time because if we don’t, Russia will.
  • Holy crap Batman.
  • Legislative constipation.
  • You bet your sweet bippy.
  • If I became dictator for while, I’d get rid of gerrymandering and make all elections federally funded. Everyone would be on an equal playing field. Imagine that!
  • Budget surplus, that’s a joke!
  • Pass the biscuits.
  • The media is so prevalent because of your social media and blah, blah, blah.
  • Yes, let us get thoroughly depressed for a moment.
  • That was a joke… apparently not a funny one.

taytayize123-blog  asked:

Burb Request: Morning sex with Harry. Slow, Hot, and Heavy 😈🙈

And SLEEPY!

Sort of giggly when he rolls lazily on top of you. The softest kisses to your neck, a bit wet, while he lazily tries to position himself at your entrance.

It isn’t really kinky, or anything more than good old fashioned missionary sex. But the thrusts are so slow, so DEEP, and his soft kisses to your neck are so perfect, that you can’t help but let out whimpers with every one.

He stops occasionally to grin down at you, all puffy eyes and messy hair. “Did you sleep well, my love?” With a kiss to your nose.

There are tons of interrupted yawns. Maybe because he thrusts a little too hard and you gasp mid yawn. Or maybe because your pinky finger travels a little too close to the most sensitive of his spots. Either way, this is some of the best sex you’ve had.

You become a bit self conscious when he smiles down at you. “What, Harry?”

“You’re just pretty,” he says, thrusting again. “Specially in the morning. When your hair looks like this.”

You’re about to protest when he kisses your neck during a particularly good thrust, and your toes curl. He inhales softly through his nose. “Smell pretty, too. Smell like you.”

You can feel yourself getting close, so you dig your fingernails into his back and he hisses. “God baby, you’re going to kill me.” He looks at you with sleepy eyes while his hand reaches down to rub at your clit. “Are you close, sweet girl?”

And you ARE close. Your eyes squeeze shut and your bottom lip finds its way between your teeth. Your moans become desperate grunts of “MMM MMM MMM” with every thrust and you gasp the minute you tip over the edge. Everything comes out in one long groan of “fuckharrythatfeelssofuckinggoodfuck” and the clenching off your walls mixed with the sinful noises your making is enough to send Harry over the edge as well.

Cauliflower & Cheese Fritters

Mmm mmm mmm. 

You know, every day I think to myself, I don’t post enough savory foods. And it’s true. I love the sweet stuff. I love the bread. Also it’s very hard to figure out savory Middle Earth foods. Meat, potatoes, meat & potato pies. Eeeeeyup. 

So anyway, here’s a vegetable. With cheese, of course; we don’t want it to be too healthy. 

Cauliflower & Cheese Fritters (printable)
serves 4 (as a side dish)

Ingredients

1 large head cauliflower 
1 cup (100 g) shredded melty cheese (such as cheddar, monterey jack, etc)
¼ cup (22 g) dry, crumbly cheese (such parmesean, feta, or homemade)
2 large eggs
1 cup (150 g) bread crumbs 
¼ teaspoon dried oregano
¼ teaspoon dried basil
½ tsp cayenne pepper 
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon pepper
1 clove garlic, minced
olive or canola oil

Directions

Cut cauliflower into florets and cook in boiling water until tender, about 8-10 minutes. Drain, then process the cauliflower in the food processor until it become the texture of rice. This can also be done using a knife.

Combine the minced cauliflower, cheeses, eggs, breadcrumbs, and seasoning.
Heat skillet to medium-high heat. Coat with oil. Form cauliflower mixture into patties about the size of your palm. 

Cook until golden brown & set, about 3-4 minutes per side.

Recipe from Gimme Delicious

Big Hero 6 Appreciation Week

Day Three (May 16th)

Favorite Song/Score: Fred’s Angels

Harnessing the power of the sun with the ancient amulet they found in the attic. Mmm mmm mmm the amulet is green. Mmm mmm mmm it’s probably an emerald.  

anonymous asked:

Can I request Hanzo getting double diqd by Mccree and Reaper?

…………….

Pairing: McCree/Hanzo/Reaper (McReapzo)

Rating: R 18+

Warnings: Bondage, suspension, gag, DP, toys, smut, PWP
…………….

He felt a sharp claw lightly trace up his spine slowly, sending shivers down his spine. Goosebumps formed down his back and over his arms, before he feels something cold, yet so light move over him.

“Such a pretty thing you are….”

He shuddered and lightly humped the air when the toy against his prostrate starts to vibrate a little harder inside him. He gasps and moans, panting. He tried to press back against….against something…!

The scent of cigars filled the room when a soft chuckle sounds from another side of the room.

Hanzo turned his head despite being blindfolded towards the noise before the heavy thump of boots and sift noise of spurs was heard. A warm arm lightly encircled Hanzo’s waist, causing him to jump at the suddenness of it.

“Heh, think he’s been stretched enough boss?”

Metallic fingers lightly grip his chin, tracing under his jaw.

“M-mmmmmph…..mmmm…!” He gasped when someone pressed up against his back and gently pressed up against his back.

Lips lightly brush against his neck “Mmmm….How long has it been in him?”

Hanzo gave a muffled cry as his cock is lightly prodded, aching from the ring around it. The man with the southern drawl hummed softly.

“Hmmm……‘bout an hour now. Good boy didn’t cum once,” the hand lightly squeezes the head making Hanzo arch and scream around the gag trying to buck up into the grip.

“Well then, what are we waiting for?”

Hanzo slumped in the ropes holding him up as the toy is turned off and slowly pulled out of him. He grunted and whined legs trembling at the sudden loss of pleasure. He twitched slight before a hand grabs his hair and pulls his head back.

“Mmmm…bastante pequeño lobo~”

Hanzo grunted as he felt himself being repositioned, then held in place. He’s slowly lowered down, and he whimpers slightly as he feels what could only be cock pushing into his stretched hole. Lubricant from the toy made it easier to push in, before he felt sharp nails in his hips holding him in place.

“Shhhh shh shh, easy now darlin’…ya ok….such a good boy….Reaper an’ I ain’t gonna hurt ya…” Hanzo mewled as kisses are pressed up his neck, shivering at the praise.

There was a tsk “You done? I’d like to fuck him today please.”

The Shimada whines when he’s thrust up into slightly for emphasis. However he froze up when he felt a second one start to push up.

“M-m-mmm…..!”

“Shhhhh relax…it’s ok….”

“Don’t worry little Shimada…don’t you want a reward?”

He shivered when he felt that cold return swallowing thickly. He groaned softly at the stretch, thighs twitching before he’s thrust up into by both of them. He grunts and shakes softly.

“Mmm!!! Mmmm mmm mmm!!!!!” He tugs lightly at the ropes gasping and moaning at each thrust up into him. His hands twitch when they brush up against that one spot—

“MMMMMMMM!!!!!!”

———-

Hanzo slowly opened his eyes to find himself on an old mattress, and a familiar metal arm around his waist.

His eyes are still adjusting but he feels the clawed fingers gently tilt his head up as water is gently poured down his mouth. His jaw is too sore to talk and he can’t really focus…

“Easy now…sleep. You did…very good,” he leaned up into the strokes through his hair “Lobo bueno,.”

He feels a cold kiss to his forehead before he gives in to sleep.

Dianolik lovers Dark Fate Raito Sakamaki (heaven 3) ~traducción~

Anteriores: Heaven 1, heaven 2.

Lugar: Living Sakamaki.

*Yui esta barriendo*

Yui: Fuu, bien con esto esta parte ya esta limpia. Ahora sólo queda limpiar el estante…
Raito: Oye, oye, Yui-chan. Has la limpieza después y ven a jugar conmigo~
Yui: Uh… no puedo hacer eso.
Yui: Esta mansión es enorme, así que sería problematico si no lo hago…?
Raito: Haa… realmente no puedo entender a una chica como tú.
Raito: Si se trata de las tareas de la casa sólo deberíamos usar a los Familiares para que las hagan~
Yui: (Pero… yo quiero hacerlo con cuidado…)
Raito: Bueno da igual. Significa que cuando termines de limpiar jugarás conmigo?
Raito: Entonces, yo también de vez en cuando limpiaré~
Yui: Eh? Raito-kun también lo hará?
Yui: (Raito-kun me ayudará en la limpieza…! Podría ser que es su primera vez haciendolo…?)
Raito: Si. Ya que tengo tiempo libre.
Yui: Ya veo! Es de gran ayuda!
Yui: Entonces, yo limpiaré el estante de este lado, y Raito-kun limpiará el otro extremo…

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These clips are why I need him to go full-on musician and release an album, or CD, or whatever the kids are calling it these days. He even moves like a musician which is driving me crazy. You can tell music truly touches him and I completely understood his tears at the Oscars. No offense to the others in this McCartney video, but Chris and Meryl Streep seemed like the only ones genuinely enjoying the experience. That smile is just … Mmm mmm mmm.

How it first began

I was raped by my papa when i was very young, in primary school. We would spend our nights sharing his bed when my mom was out working the night shift. I didnt think much of it but papa would insist that I be nude togetehr with him while he cuddled under the blanket. He would tell me bedtime stories while touching himself. He got bolder after realising that i was a litttle fag and i was sexually responding to his perversion. I remember the first time he came whike stroking his thick konek! My god, i didnt understand what it was but i liked it! I giggled and asked if i could touch the liquid, he allowed me. Then asked me to then lick my fingers, while asking about the taste. I didnt like it! It was bitter, i complained. He laughed, in a rather nonchalant way, and hugged me, rubbing his sloppy torso on me.

The next time we spent the night together was when he suddenly turned into someone else. My papa was slapping his semi hard konek and he suddenlysat up, went to my fave and slowly slid that fucking hose into my mouth! I was shocked and surprised ask he curtly barked “papa put in your mouth, keep inside, don’t move” he slowly eased his way into my tiny throat and i was going “mmm mmm mmm!” feeling like i was about to choke! I still remember his words “shut up, keep quiet!” before he suddenly went “urghhhhhh nghhhhh cheebye what the fuck!” he managed to go in right deep in my throat and emptied his entired fucking load in my throat. I choked and began to cry and all papa said was “okay sayang, slowly slowly, drink the nilk, is very healthy for you” and so i did.

I found out that at that tine, my dad was already a meth user (we now smoke together, amazing sleazy chilled father son drug sex, heh!) and the creme made his sexual fantasies go crazy. He never intended to rape his own son. But since I am such a raw fag slut today as an adult, i am fucking grateful he did.

About to get my chilled faggot nipples suckled by my dear papa who says i am his milky faggot cow LOL, will continue my throwback reminiscing when i feel like it. Oh fuck yes! Family fun on meth, best pastime ever!

Lunatic Parade Yuma Sub Scenario w/Ayato Translation

General Prologue     Mukami Prologue     Sub Scenario w/Shu     Sub Scenario w/Ayato     Sub Scenario w/Subaru   


-Scene: Street Corner- [Location on Map: Glimmer Main Street]



Ayato: Oh, it’s Chichinashi and Yuma!



Yui: Ayato-kun! Is that cotton candy you have there?


Ayato: Yeah. I heard the ones sold at that wagon were good.



Yuma: If anything, I’d rather have my sweets be crunchy than all soft  like that.

It’s best for vegetables and Sugar-chan to have a crunch to it when you eat ‘em. Yeah?



Yui: I suppose… …



Ayato: Really? … …Wait, y’know. I’ve been wondering about something.

Why do you call sugar “Sugar-chan”?



Yuma: Ah? What does it matter? I can call it what I want.


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Behind Silence and Solitude (Negan x Reader) - Part 2

Originally posted by rikkisixx

Summary: Life with Negan might be even harder to live than you would`ve imagined, and have to deal with the feelings he is stirring up inside of you. 

Part 1     Part 3     Part 4

Tags: @socktrollqueen @sharknadoslut 

@ascoolasathestral

Warnings: The usual Swearing and Vulgar Language, Negan being Negan, Polygamy, Sexual Teasing, Blow Job. 

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Hetalia Humor ~ APH America & APH Canada
  • Alfred and Matthew have been ice fishing all day. Alfred has had no luck, while Matthew has pulled out a ton of fish.
  • Alfred: “What’s your secret?”
  • Matthew: “Mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm,”
  • Alfred: “I’m sorry; what did you say?”
  • Matthew: “Mmmmm mmm mm mmm.”
  • Alfred: “I still didn’t understand you.”
  • Matthew spits something into his hand and speaks slowly and clearly.
  • Matthew: “You’ve got to keep your worms warm.”