mmm looks so good

right when i think im done with this ship, it comes back and smothers me in feelings… Fry, honey. you know Bender’s not gonna pull you into a genuine caress unless he gets somthin out of it right? u should know this by now.

als o it’s 3 am and this is crap but whatever booo

ah yes,,,, purple,,,, the colour of rich assholes

Don’t Scream (Jason Todd x Reader)

Request: “From the 200 prompt list could you do 190 with Jason?” from anon.

Prompt: Sexual - 190) “We can’t do that here!”

A/N: I’m gonna change the prompt to “We can’t do this here!” Hope you don’t mind. ^^ By the way, this isn’t like my other smuts since this one is not that detailed.

Summary: It’s your first time meeting Jason’s father. You’re having a normal conversation with Bruce in a restaurant with Jason. In the middle of the conversation, you feel Jason’s hand slide up under your skirt.

Tags: @wynterrobin @wannabe-weasley @avengerdragoness @kazuha159 @scarletsmaximoff @insideoflit @prince-diana-prince


“What if he doesn’t like me?”

“Don’t worry, Bruce is going to love you, babe.”

Jason massaged your shoulders as you put on some light makeup. You and Jason have been dating for more than a year now, and all of a sudden his father wants to meet you. Jason did say that Bruce is always busy with work, so this is the only time he has to meet you.

After you finished getting ready, Jason just threw on a white buttoned down shirt and a loose tie, putting his signature leather jacket on last, “Let’s go, he doesn’t like to wait.”

You gulped, “R-right.”


“So when did you start liking Jason, (Y/N)?”

You and Jason were sitting across from Bruce in a luxurious restaurant. When you first arrived, you were such a nervous wreck. But as you and Bruce chatted, you realized those feelings of anxiety were unnecessary.

You swallowed your food before talking and smiled, “A few months after we started living together.”

You and Jason have always been close friends before you two started dating so moving in together wasn’t a big deal, you didn’t know you would fall head over heels for the guy though.

Bruce gave you a warm smile, “Just promise me you’ll keep him in check, alright?”

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Holy Yeollie (M)

This is something I started a few days ago to practice my smut-writing skills (this is like the first fully completed one that I’ve written, and the first for EXO)… I got kinda invested in it and so, yeah…Here it is~ You don’t have to read it, of course, if you’re not into smut or anything (it’s probably not very good anyway lol). Anyway, here goes nothing…

Genre: X Reader, literally just smut, smut, smut (so basically PWP)

Member(s): Well, if you couldn’t tell from the title, it’s Chanyeol (who btw has been slaying it in that L’Officiele Hommes photoshoot)

POV: Second person

Warning(s): Potentially cringy due to my utter lack of any experience with a guy, not to mention the whole thing is smut so like…the (M) for mature should be a warning in itself

Summary: Smut. No plot-line to follow, just…yeah.

Originally posted by zutterxtrash


That was the word that echoed against the walls, the word that bounced its way down the hall, the word that resounded in your and his ears as you looked down at him, sitting on his stomach as he laid on the bed.

“(y/n),” he whimpered, wiggling beneath you. “Touch me, please!”

Chanyeol stared up at you, his eyes dark and lusty as hell. It was almost enough for you to change your mind. You knew what he was capable of, but…this was supposed to be your turn.

It’d been months since you had last seen him, touched him, breathed his scent, and now, you were just about ready to rip everything off of him, which was very uncharacteristic for you, since you were usually a sub. Hence this experiment.

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Daddy Lexa Smut

as requested by @starkmerlotte

Clarke’s least favorite thing about dating Lexa was how rarely they got the chance to spend time together. Not that Lexa didn’t utterly dote upon her on every available opportunity, of course, but Lexa being the CEO of a large company meant that a lot of her time was dedicated to staying CEO of that large company, particularly because of the antsy board who disapproved of Lexa’s dedication to the workforce because giving the workers good wages apparently meant less profit for them, despite the fact that all of them still made more money than they could possibly spend in a year.

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Keep Going

Title: Keep Going

Paring: Dean x Reader x Cas (Non-Destiel threesome)

Word Count: 1,918

Smut Appreciation Day 2017

Anonymous said: Hello! Your writing is amazing so I was wondering if maybe you could do a fic where Dean is teasing the reader under a blanket but Cas finds out and it leads to a threesome? Thank you!

A/N: Stick it out, the last line is fucking gold

Dean fucking Winchester. One wink from that man and you were feeling all funny in the pants.

Curling up under a blanket to watch the movie Dean sat back down on the bed, shifting you into his arms, covering you both with the blanket.

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Ready (Gabriel x Reader)

Request: My request was about the Reader baking all day for you, and finally working on the brownies or something when you come back from a hunt with the boys, things start getting steamy as you “sample” some of the goods…the oven dings as soon as the boys come back signalling everything is ready, including the both of you (Gabriel)
Word count: 800
Warnings: Fluff and smut

You were humming happily when you put the last batch of cookies in the oven. Gabriel was on a hunt with Sam and Dean, and when he came home, you were going to surprise him with his favourite cookies; triple chocolate chip. You slumped down in a chair and rubbed your belly. It was aching slightly from all the batter you had eaten already. You had been dating Gabriel for about four months now, and up until one month ago, the Winchesters hated it. But now they were getting along nicely, and Gabriel was a big asset on hunts. A week ago you sprained your ankle, so you weren’t hunting until it got better. A while later you heard the bunker door open, and you smiled.

“Ooooh something smells good!” Gabriel said when he appeared in the kitchen.
“Hey babe! How’d it go?” you asked and dusted off your hands.
“Monster dead, people saved.”
“Proud of you, my angelic hunter,” you said and Gabriel grinned, stalking up to you and kissing you hard. You smiled into the kiss and he picked you up, wrapping your legs around his hips and putting you on the counter.

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(((vague nozo “yaassssss” in the distance)))

anonymous asked:

if you're doing requests right now, but if u are can I request a Bucky x reader where the reader is Tony's daughter and the avengers are all having dinner together and the reader says "daddy can u pass me the (insert food item here) and both Bucky and Tony reach for it, thanks !

pairing: bucky x reader

warnings: smut, a lil bit of dirty talkin, swearing, bucky being afraid of tony

A/N: this is a piece of shit and i suck at endings but the idea is hilarious

Originally posted by 107th-infantry

“Faster, daddy.” Y/N pleaded as Bucky pounded her tight hole. He grunted on top of her and sped up his movements, reaching the glorious spot inside of her that made her scream. 

“You like that, doll? You like daddy fucking you like this?”

Y/N nodded in response, not being able to come up with a coherent answer. Bucky didn’t like this and he swatted her thigh with his open palm. “Answer me.”

“Fffuck, yes daddy. I love it, nngh, so much.”

Bucky pecked Y/Ns lips. “You’re such a good girl, Y/N. Taking me like this.”
Y/N moaned at Buckys dirty mouth. He always knew how to get her under his spell in mere seconds. 

Bucky slipped a hand between their bodies and found her clit, circling it. “Come on baby, cum for daddy.”

Y/N came with a long erotic moan, holding on to her man for dear life. Her walls clenched around Buckys thick shaft, triggering his own climax. Buckys hips stuttered and with a deep groan emitting from his throat, he finished inside Y/N. 

As they came down from their highs, her father, Tony Starks created A.I made her presence known. “Ms. Stark, your father is excpecting you down for dinner shortly.”

“Yeah, okay. Thanks, Friday.”

“I better go get ready.’‘ 

Y/N sighed and nodded. Her father knew nothing about the relationship she had with Bucky. They loved each other deeply, but Bucky was too scared to tell Tony about it, after what happened in Siberia. That was a long time ago, but there was still tension between the two. Bucky and Y/N had been seeing each other for about 6 months now but Bucky showed no intentions of becoming exclusive. 

Y/N desperately wanted to tell her father. Sure, he’d be angry at first, but he would have to accept it eventually. Bucky and Y/N had been seeing each other for about 6 months now, but they couldn’t do normal couple things. Like maybe go out and see a movie. Or just cuddle in front of the TV without anybody seeing them. She didn’t want to sneak around the tower to see Bucky.

’'Baby, don’t be like this. You know I’d love nothing more than to show everyone you’re my girl.” Bucky pleaded you. He knew what you wanted. He wanted it too, but..

“No one’s stopping you.”

Bucky opened his mouth to say something, but decided not to stir the pot any more and just gave Y/N a quick kiss and muttering a see you later before gathering his clothes and sneaking out of the room. 

Y/N sighed and got up to clean herself up and put on a fresh pair of underwear. She had just zipped up her jeans when her phone buzzed on the nightstand. Y/N picked it up to see Buckys name with a heart emoji at the end and smiled. Maybe she was being too pushy with Bucky. Even though T'Challa had helped him with his trigger words, Bucky was still trying to put himself back together. And fix things with her father. The least she can do is give him time. 

Y/N unlocked her phone and saw that Bucky had sent her a photo, with a caption ‘Just thinkin about u’. Y/N gasped when she saw the picture pointed to Buckys crotch. He was wearing skin hugging white boxers and did nothing to cover his huge bulge. Bucky Barnes was the devil. Y/N contemplated on deleting the picture, just in case, but reconsidered. Instead, she sent Bucky a selfie or her licking her lips. She didn’t wait to see what he answered, instead finished getting dressed and headed out to the dining room.

All of the Avengers were already at the table when you arrived, including Bucky, which made Y/N wonder when excactly did Bucky take that snap of himself. Bucky avoided her gaze, as usual in these settings. Y/N greeted everyone and sat beside her father, giving him a quick peck on his cheek. 

The table was full of delicious looking food and Y/N was hungry. But before she could eat, Y/N had an idea. Bucky had his fun teasing her with that picture. It was only fair that she got her fun.

“Mmm, this all looks so good, dad. I can’t wait to stuff all of it down my throat.” Y/N smiled brightly. She heard a couple of snorts around the table and one particular cough. Y/N looked across the table to see Bucky looking at you wide eyed. “You okay, James?’' 

Buckys jaw clenched. He loved it when you called him that, but only in certain places and scenarios. This was not one of them. Bucky hummed and continued stabbing his food. 

Y/N filled her plate with meat, potatoes and vegetables. ’'Daddy, can you pass me the salt, please?”

That was the moment she realized she fucked up, bad. Both Bucky and you father reached for the salt and stopped before they could reach it. The table had quickly fallen silent as everyone had witnessed the tragedy that took place.  

“Ohh shit.” Someone muttered. Y/N whipped her head back to see everyone looking at her and Bucky, Sam the only one trying not to laugh as Steve lightly elbowed him in the gut. 

Tony quickly caught on as he looked between the two lovers before dropping his hand on the table and sighing dramatically. “Am I missing something?”

“No.” Bucky and Y/N spoke at the same time. Her eyes shifted left to right, from Bucky to her father. 

“Mmmmhm, beliveable. Start talking.”

Y/N took a deep breath and Bucky looked at her with pleading eyes, begging her not to do it. But Y/N decided this was it, take it or leave it. 

“Bucky and I are dating.” She blurted out. Bucky closed his eyes and sank down on his chair, trying to escape the wrath of Tony Stark. 

Tonys expression didn’t change much, like he was already expecting this. But he wasn’t, right?

“Glad that’s out of the way. You know, I was hoping Friday was wrong when she told me.”

“What? You knew?’' 

’'Of course I knew darling, Friday is my creation. Even though you told her to keep it to herself, I programmed her, so it wasn’t hard for me to find out.”

“B-but how long?”

“About 5 months, when you started sneaking into each others rooms.”

Y/N pouted. “I don’t trust her anymore. She betrayed me.”

Tony ignored his daughter and turned his attention to Bucky. “What do you have to say for yourself?”

Bucky cleared his throat before opening his mouth. “Well, I.. thought you wouldn’t allow it.”

Tony snorted. “You’re damn right.”

“Daddy, I’m sorry-”

“Don’t call me that.” Tony covered his eyes and groaned. “Barnes, you better get your armor out. Friday, install security cameras in both of their rooms!”

“DAD!” Y/N squealed but it was already too late. 

Tony and Bucky were going at each other, food and cutlery flying everywhere, Steve and Rhodey trying to separate them. Thor and Banner were placing bets on who would win as Sam and Clint were cackling over the entire situation.  

Natasha just placed a comforting hand on Y/Ns shoulder. “Don’t worry, he’ll get over it.”

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