mmm looks so good

right when i think im done with this ship, it comes back and smothers me in feelings… Fry, honey. you know Bender’s not gonna pull you into a genuine caress unless he gets somthin out of it right? u should know this by now.

als o it’s 3 am and this is crap but whatever booo

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anonymous asked:

Oi! Arrowhead, what kind of things do you want to do while you still have opposable thumbs?

Arrowhead: He makes many new foods and I wanna make them too! They all smell and look so good…

Simon: //nervously sweating// mmm…shit

Pigman Arrowhead 3/5

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Ralph's thoughts @chapter 1
  • Ralph @first chapter: Mmm, who's that red headed hottie? Man, he looks so good with sweat all over his body, dat crotch smh. I wonder how can I talk to him without those lil shits interrupting us... Oh I have an idea! I'll go on an expedition with him to "explore" the island, I'm a freaking genius. Let's bring another one of those fuckers so it doesn't seem suspicious... oh right, that epileptic kiddo, Simon, he's perf. I mean he wouldn't talk too much and wouldn't distract Jack's attention from me. Brilliant, Ralph, what a foolproof plan, you'll be snogging Jack in no time.
  • Ralph: nO PIGGY YOU CAN'T COME WITh us jeez
Firenze
  • Sherlock & Molly: *leaving Divination*
  • Molly: *dreamily* Wow, I had no idea Professor Firenze was so...good-looking.
  • Sherlock: *scowling* Mmm.
  • Molly: *sighs* That hair, those eyes! He has such a love and passion for stars and their meaning.
  • Sherlock: *annoyed* Stupid stars, stupid subject...stupid horse man.
  • Molly: *elbows him* Oi, you. I know you don't like the subject but there's no need to be mean. He's very clever.
  • Sherlock: *offended* I'm very clever!
  • Molly: *confused* I never said you weren't.
  • Sherlock: *pouts* Well, it would be nice if you said it now and again.
  • Molly: *frowns* Why are you being like this?
  • Sherlock: *frustrated* Nothing! *tries to walk ahead*
  • Molly: *siezes his arm* No, you always behave like this after Divination. What the hell is wrong with you?
  • Sherlock: *looking around at the gathering crowd; lowers his voice* Molly, not now.
  • Molly: *angry* Yes, now! You insist on behaving like a complete arse, you're going to have an audience.
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Molly, I'm warning you-
  • Molly: *folds her arms* It's me, isn't it? You hate working with me because I love Divination and you don't!
  • Sherlock: *scoffs* You couldn't be further from the truth.
  • Molly: *shakes his arm* Then, what is it? And so help me God if you don't tell me, I'll-
  • Sherlock: *softly* I love you.
  • -audience gasps and 'awwww's-
  • Molly: *blinking*
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat* And he is a bit stupid.
  • Molly: *bites her lip* No, he isn't.
  • Sherlock: *frowns* You still fancy him.
  • Molly: *chuckles nervously* Well, yeah.
  • Sherlock: *breathes* For the love of Merlin *grabs her face and snogs her silly*
  • -crowd cheers-
  • Molly: *pulls back; blushing* Okay, you win.
  • Sherlock: *caresses her cheek, smiling* We'll see about that, Molly Hooper.