mm-bored

Guys chill, it's just 37 cents;;;
  • MC: *runs into the room outta breathe*
  • MC: I'm so sorry to bother you all, but can someone please lend me 37 cents, I was short at the cas-
  • Jumin: Not to worry MC, I just transferred $10,000 to your bank account.
  • MC: I don't even have a bank account;;
  • Jaehee: I opened one for you as soon as I got word.
  • MC: I just mentioned it-
  • Zen: I have cash, lets go.
  • Yoosung: MC!! I DONT HAVE CASH BUT I CAN WALK YOU THERE AND HOLD ALL YOUR THINGS.
  • Saeyoung: lolol too late guys, I already knew so I ran down there and paid for it.
  • MC: All I needed was 37 cents guys..
Mystic Messenger Characters as Pokemon

(Again idk but I’m bored so here it is)

Yoosung -

Originally posted by shelgon

(Ok I can’t help but imagine that Yoosung would be adorable and innocent no matter what he is and come on Rockruff is the more adorable puppy ever! Besides can you imagine how cute Yoosung would be as a Rockruff being super protective of MC? And wanting to cuddle with them?)

(And this would be him going yandere)

Originally posted by lock-wolf

(NO REGRETS! (lol))

Zen -

Originally posted by guzzlord

(Elegant, beautiful and unique (to one region anyways) I think this lovely rendition of Ninetales fits Zen rather well. He would practically melt as the MC brushed his fur and would love spending time lounging around with them.)

Jumin -

Originally posted by the-dark-flight

(Serious and cool looking I think Decidueye would fit Jumin well. He is the type to be cold and calculating in combat but when it comes to MC he would become cuddly and be happy whenever being shown affection by them. He will screech at anyone that comes too close to MC to get them away from them.)

Jaehee -

Originally posted by redenchilada

(Cute and non threatening in appearance? I think that fits Jaehee to a T. Underestimate this pokemon and you will regret it! (Seriously she is adorable and can do Judo. I love her) She’s the type that loves helping MC from chores to shopping and everything in between. The moment she senses MC is in danger she becomes very protective.)

Saeyoung -

Originally posted by pokemon

(A pokemon that hides it’s true form behind a mask? (Cloth..) It seems like it would be a good fit for Saeyoung. He would be afraid of MC seeing what he really looks like and being afraid of him like everyone else has been but at the same time he wants MC to see who he really is and accept him for it. He will also do his best to be cute and goofy to make MC laugh whenever they might be sad.)

Saeran -

Originally posted by butt-berry

(A beautiful, aloof pokemon distrustful of humans because of their upbringing? (Absol’s are regarded as harbingers of disastrous because they are usually around when calamities strike (though that’s because they can sense danger rather than cause it)) I think that would fit Saeran. He wouldn’t like being around people and would often avoid them until he had met the MC when he had saved them from being harmed. He would try to leave them soon after but MC would try and be his friend and eventually Saeran would warm up to them. Do not approach Saeran’s MC. He will lash out without hesitation.)

(I used Mega Evolution Absol because he is beautiful like Saeran!)

MC -

Originally posted by guzzlord

(As a male or female MC and everything in between I think the MC would be perfect as a Ribombee because they are adorable and innocent looking like they are. Seriously who wouldn’t love getting a little hug from this cutie? Pretty sure all the MM characters would melt with an affection MC Ribombee giving them hugs hehe)

V -

Originally posted by cobalon

(A pokemon that can’t see, is mysterious and adorable? I think it fits V pretty well. I think V would be sad as a  Nihilego at first because of how out of place he feels being in a different world but after encountering the MC and bonding with them he becomes happier and loves being around them. He’s pretty shy around other people though.)

Rika - 

Originally posted by shinycaterpie

(Rika is Lusamine. Seriously the insanity she showed Lusamine seemed to immolate as well.)

NON-REQUESTED MM HEADCANONS

Because im bored af.
RFA + V headcanons to MC overreacting because of a bug. 

Jumin 

  • Is everything okay? I heard you scream  
  • are you really crying because of a bug 
  • i think you should learn to manage your emotions and not to waste them 
  • takes the bug in his hands, opens the window and throws it away 
  • Jumin I think that bug couldnt fly 
  • So what  
  • We live in a 12th floor  
  • gestures vaguely 

Jaehee  

  • DID YOU GET HURT MC?!?!? 
  • jaehee actually its just th-  
  • Oh, a bug? Its okay come here -reaches out to you- ill try to take it out. 
  • Ewwww its so shiny 
  • Can you give me that magazine? I think i can push it out of the window- oh look its flying 
  • Well its gone. You got scared huh? -kisses your cheek 

Yoosung 

  • I was playing and i heard you scream through my headphones, is everything alright? Got hurt?
  • what is that oh my god so disgEW IT MOVED
  • MC GIVE ME THE BROOM IM GOING T-
  • Oh nevermind its flyEW ITS FLYING GO GO GO
  • pushes you to another room with him
  • Lets stay here until its gone okay i have some potato chips if we organise ourselves we could survive around three days
  • wait mc where are you going the bug is out there 

Zen 

  • MC??? -from far away 
  • MC where are you what are you doing behind the door
  • shakes the script in his hand in the air is that what you are running away from
  • oh god so annoying 
  • JUST GO
  • DONT COME NEAR MY FACE
  • MC OPEN THE WINDOW PLEAS HELP ME
  • LEAVE ME ALOOOOOWWWWWWWNE GAAAHHH
  • its gone CLOSE THE WINDOW NOW GO GO 

Seven

  • looking at the CCTV screen of the living room what the fuck is she doing running in circles
  • MC??? IS EVERYTHING OKAY??
  • picks up the phone whatchu doin mc – a bug?
  • Wheres the bug that dares to annoy my space princess
  • Oh look at this tiny little thing its so cute -takes it in his hand
  • Can we keep it mc
  • Should we name him 505
  • oh–EW ITS STOMACH IS SO ugh so strange
  • Well i dont want to keep it anymore, go, 505, to the moon -throws it through the window
  • HERO SEVEN!! ZERO!! SEVEN!! MISSION COMPLETE!!!
  • i already miss him -comes to hug you 

V

  • Whats wrong? Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?
  • A bug? Where?
  • i dont see anything

anonymous asked:

A sam fanfic were the reader is reading and he sits them in his lap and has them read to him.

Absolutely yes!

You are sitting on the couch with Sam, you are reading your book, while he is typing something on his laptop. He sighs, puts the laptop on the table, and looks at you.

“What are you reading?” he rests his hand on your shoulder, slightly tickling your neck with fingertips.

“A book,” you automatically shrug your shoulders, and he grins.

“What book?”

“Jane Austen,” you murmur, holding the book for Sam to see the title, and Sam just grabs your waist and pulls you closer, then just seats you on his lap, so you rest your head on his shoulder and grin as an idiot. “Mm… You bored?”

“Yup,” he nods. “Come on, read it out loud,” Sam presses his lips against your forehead, quietly breathing, as you start reading.

“Let’s start from the beginning,” you open the book on the first page. “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife…”

“Really?” he grins, and you punch him.

“Imagine that,” Sam smiles and strokes your hair, as you keep reading, trying not to pay attention to his fingers playing with your hair, but give up on it. “You are not going to let me read, are you?” he grins, and you laugh, hitting him with the book on the head. “You are so annoying!”

“That’s why you love me,” he tells you calmly, taking the book away and opening it at a random place and starting reading out loud, as you rest your head on his shoulder again and lazily stare at his face, so Sam stops reading and look down at you. “Stop staring.”

“Nope,” you smile, and Sam rolls his eyes before getting back to the book, his hand still stroking your back.

A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!”

anonymous asked:

Nonny-chan: Mm... So bored... Neh Lulu-chan! Would Ruki rather... Date/marry/be with an S/O that's a tough, witty, smart, family-oriented, boyish girl who acts like a delinquent when angered, but also acts like a housewife orrr a submissive, quiet, easily embarrased, loving, innocent girly GIRLY girl? (Mehehe~ You've fallen for MamaSakamaki Hen of the house XD Not hatin' on Reiji though, so PEACE :D)

Luna: Heh, Lunny-chan is here to answer~ I shall deliver my best rants for the Ruki-loving Nonny-chan. 

Hmm… That’s a hard one. Ruki likes a girl he can have a nice intellectual talk with. Wittiness when in the right time and place also is appreciated, since fully submissive ‘Livestock’ is simply boring, and doesn’t bring fun to train around. However, if the girl acts delinquently towards him, she’d surely undergo harsh punishment. Boyish appearance doesn’t really appeal to him either.

On the other side, a feminine lover is to his absolute liking, especially if she’s family orientated, since that’s something a guy like Ruki would search for in a possible significant other, when he wants to settle down. Not to mention the vampire has the knack of embarrassing girls, and genuinely enjoys it, like all of them. Plus, the loving factor and innocence brings points to this party. Oh, boy-

That’s a tough choice, but I guess he’d go for a girl similar to the second type. I mean, it’s hard for the boy; it’s like making Ayato choose between a girl with big boobs and one that makes the best takoyaki. XD


Protect the megane trash lord 2k17!! I proudly state I’m Reiji trash, and have been rolling around his hell for quite awhile now (I’ve been in the fandom for apr. 1 year and 2 months now, and I’ve spent more than half the time in Reiji Hell. Pls, send help!).

Sangwoo and Yoon Bum as a married couple

Sangwoo : Bummm ~ wanna watch a movie together?
Yoon Bum : Yes! I’ll be there in a sec.
Sangwoo : ‘kaaay ~ take your time *sharpens his knife while scrolling through the list* Boring, boring, boring…Mm, this. Oi, Bum, are you done? I chose the movie. It will be an entertaining one, I promise. ~
Yoon Bum : Alright, huh *swipes his sweat* What movie did you choose?
Sangwoo : This one *points to the screen*
Yoon Bum : Erh…
Sangwoo : Come on, it will be fun. Don’t back off now.
Yoon Bum : You usually get too excited when we watch horror movies. Remember last time? You almost ripped my guts out.
Sangwoo : *pouts* Not true.
Yoon Bum : Just to be sure, show me your hands.
Sangwoo : Are you doubting your husband?
Yoon Bum : Can you blame me?
Sangwoo : *hides the knife* See? Nothing suspicious.
Yoon Bum : I will trust you, then. *the movie starts* Turn on the volume

After an hour :
Yoon Bum : SANGWOO, YOU PROMISED ME!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!?
Sangwoo : BEG FOR MERCY, YOU FILTHY SCUM.
Yoon Bum : PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, LET’S GO TO BED.
Sangwoo : Shh ~*places the knife on Bum’s mouth, kissing it* This is the best part. *scene passes* WHAT A FUNK!? HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS A SERIAL KILLER?! ALL HE DID WAS KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THEN THROW THEIR CORPSES INTO A RIVER. THAT’S NOT EVEN ORIGINAL. I CAN DO BETTER.
Yoon Bum *stands up and switches the button off*