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here have some sweet ‘n caring members to their lovable mc

Saeran's Funeral Request
  • Saeran: When I die, I want Saeyoung to bury me so he can let me down one last time.
  • MC: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?
  • Saeyoung: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
  • MC: Saeyoung, the toaster is on fire.
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please enjoy this beautiful masterpiece i made

Zen was truly drunk.
  • Zen: I wasn't <i>that</i> drunk.
  • Yoosung: You called yourself ugly.
  • Zen: ...
  • Yoosung: ...
  • Zen: ...
  • Yoosung: ...
  • Zen: oh my god
  • Zen: [to MC] So where you from? Heaven?
  • 707: Yeah, she's a ghost. She died fifteen years ago, just like that pickup line.
  • Yoosung: Hey, Seven. What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?
  • 707: I would become half deaf.
  • Yoosung: Okay, and if I cut off the other one too?
  • 707: I would, probably, become blind.
  • Yoosung: Huh-? Why?
  • 707: Because my glasses would fall off.
Express your feelings Saeran
  • Saeran, softly: I think you’re a really great, kind and considerate person and I'm glad to have you in my life and-
  • MC: What?
  • Saeran, loudly: NOTHING. I SAID I HATE YOU.
Confessions
  • Seven: I love you
  • MC: ...love me?
  • Seven: Yes, I love you, didn't you hear me?
  • MC: I always hear 'I love you' when you're speaking but it's usually subtext
  • Seven: For gods sake *grabs MC and kisses her*
  • Jumin: MC, where's Luciel? I need him to fix my computer. It has been lagging for a while now.
  • MC: Hold on, I got this.
  • MC: *deep breathes and cups hands in the mouth*
  • MC: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
  • 707: *from the other room*
  • 707: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT.