why does everybody have to be bitter about everything? why do you all have to constantly make jokes about how ugly rick and morty is (yes, I’m aware it’s ugly on purpose), or how little you care about game of thrones (I mean, you cared enough to make a post, or even a meme image about it)? why do you have to make fun of fandoms that have become the trendy thing to hate on here? why do you have to even go as far as make fun of the supposed appearances of the fans (I guess body shaming is cool again when it’s about people you don’t like)? why, in 2017, must you still make jokes about furries (for the billionth time, it’s a fandom, not a fetish. every fandom makes fetish art, it doesn’t mean that’s the entirety of what it is)? hell, even jokes about vore? who cares if somebody is into vore? why has cringe culture become a thing again, especially only against these new acceptable targets? “it’s just a joke!” great, you sound just like middle school bullies.
why does everybody have to be bitter rather than just focussing on the things we enjoy?
<b>Person:</b> You ship them?<p/><b>ME:</b> Well...yeah I do.<p/><b>Person:</b> You can't ship them.<p/><b>Me:</b> Well why not??<p/><b>Person:</b> Because they're not gay.<p/><b>Me:</b> Look here you walking piece of trash, I can ship and do what ever I want. I don't need stupid wanna be poser monster crap like you to help me do that. You don't control my life, the fandom, or any thing, you're just there. No one even likes you. You are living trash, YOU ARE LITERAL LIVING TRASH. So go take your crapy OCs, ships, and fanfiction, and tell your mom that you're sorry for being such a disgrace to everyone.<p/></p>
I absolutely love that anime where Dipper Ketchum volunteers as tribute to attend the Hogwarts School of Ninjutsu located in the Digital World which is divided into factions named after gems and he learns to go Super Saiyan God Tier which allows him to timetravel using phone booths powered by the Greek gods to solve mysteries and defeat demons but only if he understood the true meaning of friendship which he achieved while eating pasta at Freddy’s.
Homestuck would be Rupunzel, Supernatural would be Flynn Rider, and Andrew Hussie would be mother Gothel.
For some inexplicable reason, Problem Sleuth and Tangled would be Homestuck’s real parents.
Some people at the tavern for the ‘I have a dream’ number could be Creepypasta, Dangan Ronpa, OFF, WTNV, DHMIS, Resident Evil, and The Walking Dead.
I hate to say it, but the only people I can personally think of to be the two thieves that betray Flynn are Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Because why not, MLP in pony form could be Maximus.
Chameleon!Hetalia could be Pascal.
Instead of having long, magical hair, Homestuck could have magic, troll horns with healing properties that he pretends are fake in front of Supernatural and others. He could accomplish this by wearing a headband right next to his horns so it looks like they’re attached to the headband. Due to a weird hobby of knitting really long scarves to kill boredom while trapped in the tower, ‘Rupunzel, Rupunzel, let down your hair’ could be replaced with ‘Homestuck, Homestuck, let down your scarf.’
To activate the weird healing powers, you could instead sing ‘You can’t fight the Homestuck.’
yall need to leave yourselves alone honestly. sophmore year of highschool i had just gotten out of an incredibly abusive relationship with a dude that policed everything i did on a daily basis and constantly made me feel like garbage for everything i liked. He wasnt the first, every boyfriend I had up to that point had treated me the same way, and I was constantly looking for approval from everyone pretty much 24/7.
Then that stupid fucking pony show came out and it was lame and dumb and i remembered that me and my sister watched it once on summer vacation and had a blast making fun of how stupid it was the whole time. so i watched it and it was horrible and dumb and i was so embarrassed but i thought: You know what? Fuck it. Ima keep watching. so i did. then my friends also started watching. yeah we were the ironic hipster bronies that bought all the merch and drew fanart insisting that we only liked it because it was stupid, but none of that matters. nothing about the show actually mattered. that experience taught me to give new things a chance despite being made fun of. it taught me to enjoy something even if its unpopular and people look down on me for it. every time i see something cringy or shitty i just think to myself “maybe this’ll be like my little pony, maybe theres something in this that will improve my life” and i always give it a shot.
if not for the pony show i would have never stuck with Steven Universe through the slower first episodes where the art was kinda lackluster and steven was an utter annoyance (you can pretend your son is pure and perfect all you want but pearl herself admits that steven was obnoxious before he started to mature) if not for the pony show i probably wouldnt even wanna be an animator, because while i always loved cartoons i was too ashamed to admit it to friends or family and would always have nightmares of them finding out and making fun of me
everyone has a piece of media that influenced them in this way. for some people its anime, for some people its superwholock, for some people its tumblr itself. and all of you look back at your first fandom you joined on your own and think how cringy it was and feel shame but im here to tell you dont.
maybe supernatural isnt the cinimatic masterpiece you thought it was, and maybe there isnt anything really that artistic or insightful about the pee scenes in elfen lied. but you liked it, and through liking it you were able to give other more deserving pieces of media a chance. and for that you should offer yourself a little more respect, and give the new generation of people learning to be themselves through media a little more respect. thanks and goodnight