<b>Person:</b> You ship them?<p/><b>ME:</b> Well...yeah I do.<p/><b>Person:</b> You can't ship them.<p/><b>Me:</b> Well why not??<p/><b>Person:</b> Because they're not gay.<p/><b>Me:</b> Look here you walking piece of trash, I can ship and do what ever I want. I don't need stupid wanna be poser monster crap like you to help me do that. You don't control my life, the fandom, or any thing, you're just there. No one even likes you. You are living trash, YOU ARE LITERAL LIVING TRASH. So go take your crapy OCs, ships, and fanfiction, and tell your mom that you're sorry for being such a disgrace to everyone.<p/></p>
Homestuck would be Rupunzel, Supernatural would be Flynn Rider, and Andrew Hussie would be mother Gothel.
For some inexplicable reason, Problem Sleuth and Tangled would be Homestuck’s real parents.
Some people at the tavern for the ‘I have a dream’ number could be Creepypasta, Dangan Ronpa, OFF, WTNV, DHMIS, Resident Evil, and The Walking Dead.
I hate to say it, but the only people I can personally think of to be the two thieves that betray Flynn are Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Because why not, MLP in pony form could be Maximus.
Chameleon!Hetalia could be Pascal.
Instead of having long, magical hair, Homestuck could have magic, troll horns with healing properties that he pretends are fake in front of Supernatural and others. He could accomplish this by wearing a headband right next to his horns so it looks like they’re attached to the headband. Due to a weird hobby of knitting really long scarves to kill boredom while trapped in the tower, ‘Rupunzel, Rupunzel, let down your hair’ could be replaced with ‘Homestuck, Homestuck, let down your scarf.’
To activate the weird healing powers, you could instead sing ‘You can’t fight the Homestuck.’
I absolutely love that anime where Dipper Ketchum volunteers as tribute to attend the Hogwarts School of Ninjutsu located in the Digital World which is divided into factions named after gems and he learns to go Super Saiyan God Tier which allows him to timetravel using phone booths powered by the Greek gods to solve mysteries and defeat demons but only if he understood the true meaning of friendship which he achieved while eating pasta at Freddy’s.
how can you not literally worship that one character devoting your every being to them and love them religiously by which I do mean you have actually built a shrine in their honor which you pray to every night and beg for forgiveness when you sin in their name?