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When you’re on your period, do you ever:

• Think that it’s just normal leakage for the first half-hour of the day

• Feel slimy

• Wear a tampon and a pad at the same time

• Stop drinking water so you’ll bleed less

• Wear a white skirt out

• Don’t go anywhere because you don’t feel like leaving the bathroom

• Cry because you lost your electronics

• Read all the porn

• Text everyone you know sad emotes

• Complain at your family

• Say “Blehhhhh”

• Curse those books that said a period lasted 2-3 days BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING LIARS AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA BE STUCK WITH THIS FOR THE NEXT WEEK

• Eat an entire bag of chocolate chips because you want cookies but you don’t want to bake them

• Roll around on the floor

• Look at the blood all like whuuuut

• Look at your underwear all like whyyyyyy

• Cry

• Watch bad cartoons and drink tea

• Shower forever

• Rob a bank


Because I do all of those things.