mk wii

How to Be Awesome at Mario Kart Wii
  1. Playlist of really awesome songs. Eye of the Tiger is a must-have. No questions asked.
  2. Turn the music on the TV down so you don’t get jumpy in the 3rd lap when the music speeds up.
  3. Yelling at your CPU opponents will make them afraid I can confirm this.
  4. If the cup/course doesn’t have a lot of offroad shortcuts use a fast bike.
  5. If the cup/course has a lot of offroad shortcuts use a bike that’s good offroad so you can get ahead.
  6. Use bikes so you can wheelie and get ahead.
  7. Trick out and do the speedy thing.
  8. Hold on to your shells/bananas for protection and ammo
  9. Place your fake block on real boxes as well as you can and make your opponents angry.
  10. That’s it

remember when they first added bikes to mario kart in mk wii and everyone was like “well why dont they just call it mario bike wii?? lol” 

thats what i feel like when i say there should be more nintendo characters in mario kart

The signs as typical Mario Kart players.
  • Aries: uses a golden mushroom in 9th place; screws himself even more.
  • Taurus: loses online; shuts down his console.
  • Gemini: 'doesn't mind' blue shells; is never in 1st place.
  • Cancer: never made the turns on Maple Treeway.
  • Leo: could drive Rainbow Road with his eyes closed.
  • Virgo: fucking hates the special cup.
  • Libra: fucking loves the special cup.
  • Scorpio: used Funky Kong in time trials.
  • Sagittarius: мκ_ʞιℓıןα~Ù©(๑`ȏ´à¹‘)Û¶~_ ; has 9856 RP.
  • Capricorn: FUCK PINK GOLD PEACH, FUCK EVERY VILLAIN, FUCK YOU NINTENDO, DIDDY KONG WAS MY MAIN!!!11!!
  • Aquarius: has less RP than you start with.
  • Pisces: doesn’t know what coins do.