anonymous asked:

Can Peter lift Mjölnir?

I’m not sure if you are asking for what the comics say or my opinion???

In the main comics, it has been established that Spidey cannot lift the hammer because even though he is pure of heart and has good morals, Peter would never willingly kill anyone, and that is what makes him unworthy to wield the Mjolnir. Because in order to use the hammer you have to be willing to do pretty much anything, and that includes killing. 

(I’m sure that if Peter were willing to kill he could lift the Mjolnir, but the fact that he doesn’t kill is what makes him him) (Among many other things) 
There are spin-off comics where other heroes/mercs with a mouth are able to wield the hammer. But honestly most of that was so weird and tricky, I don’t really look at that as canon. 

Now, if you were just asking if Peter could lift the Mjolnir in my fanfics, then I am a big dork and didn’t need to type any of the stuff above. And if that is what you were asking, then the answer is yes

I doubt that I will actually include it in any of my fics. But I think that Peter could probably lift the hammer, he wouldn’t be able to use it. But I think it would be similar to when Steve tried to lift it in the movies. Peter might even be able to hold it up for a second or two if he caught it. (To Thor’s dismay, and Peter’s delight) 

Hope that answered your question Anon, I have no idea… 

Fucking Rick Riordan, man

Magnus Chase: the Hammer of Thor was fucking amazing??? Rick is basically educating the youth on so many topics/issues going on right now: a transgender & gender fluid child of Loki (as his/her mom), some LGBT+ kids being shunned out of their houses and forced to be homeless, racial prejudice in the police system, potential hardships a deaf person could face in a deaf-shaming world, cultural appropriation, human trafficking. Not to mention the hostilities he destroys (like the arranged marriage between Samirah and Amir being the cutest thing, and Sam taking flight lessons). AND PRETTY CLEAR IMPLICATIONS OF SWORD SEX????

I just love how Rick is just like, “fuck the system I’ll put all this shit in a children’s book.” he’s passed caring about what the public might think now that he’s on his bajillionth book. my idol

HEY GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!

OKAY so I know everybody pokes fun at this scene because haha Sam has long hair like Thor lol

BUT. According to Marvel (and real Norse) lore, Mjolnir is VERY picky about who can or can not wield it.

There are NO specific rules for who is allowed to wield it. The only description we are given is that Mjolnir is a SENTIENT ENTITY WHO IS CONSCIOUS ABOUT WHO IT WANTS TO BE USED BY.

LETS LOOK AT WHO CAN NOT PICK IT UP

BRUCE BANNER = All around good guy. Just has a “condition”. Never killed anyone (in human form)

TONY STARK = A bit of a playboy but is still a nice person, gave up his company to keep people safe

JAMES “RHODEY” ROADS = Is really just Tony’s best friend, a good guy who only wants to keep Tony safe. No homo. (maybe a lil’ homo)

NOW LETS LOOK AT WHO CAN PICK IT UP

Thor = (Obviously) He is not a perfect person. He can be arrogant, think himself above others (not much anymore but still), and has a very clear weakness when Loki is involved

Steve Rogers = There is no “almost worthy”. Steve CAN lift the hammer, he just didn’t want to embarrass Thor about his “I get to rule Asgard now” thing. He HAS killed people in the past. Suffers from PTSD

Gamora = SHE HAS KILLED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE. SHE WAS RAISED TO KILL AT A YOUNG AGE. AND SHE IS A COLD WARRIOR. YET SHE CAN STILL LIFT IT

SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SAM!?

Well first look at the asshole who bought Mjolnir at that supernatural auction house. We see him cradling Mjolnir as he walks away. I think that the only reason he can hold it is because he’s a demon and is probably using some demon-witchy magic to lift it.

BUT SAM IS… LETS SAY 92.5% HUMAN AND HAS NO LIFTING MAGIC

MJOLNIR, AFTER SEEING THIS GUY WHO HAS KILLED MANY PEOPLE AND HAS

LOST HIS FAITH, BROTHER, FATHER, MOTHER, GIRLFRIEND, BEST FRIEND, ANGEL, LIFE, SOUL, HUMANITY, SHOE, FREEDOM, BROTHER AGAIN, LIFE AGAIN, AND WILL TO LIVE

THINKS THAT DEEP DOWN, SAM IS A GREAT FUCKING PERSON WHO IS HELLA WORTHY

SAM IS STILL A GOOD PERSON IN MJOLNIR’S EYES

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

Imagine: being able to lift Mjolnir and surprising both princes

[ this is one of my older imagine ideas, sorry if it’s wonky! ]

You yawned loudly as you trudged into the sitting room, then greeted by a handful of the tower residents.  Loki sent you a curious glance, momentarily wondering why you were tired at… noon.  He sat in a lone chair, and closed his Asgardian book.

“Lady [Y/N], good day!  You slept past the morn, I see.” Thor proclaimed from the couch, while you dropped yourself beside him.  Natasha watched you from the other side of the room, while Tony was discussing something with FRIDAY at a holographic display.  You kicked your legs up onto the coffee table, placing your feet beside Mjolnir.

“Long night… Remind me not to agree to watch the night crime again.” You grumbled, before sinking into the cushions.  Thor chuckled loudly, and you cringed, before turning away from him.  Loki made some snarky remark about your sleeping habits, but you were not in the mood.  “Shove it, silver-tongue.” You huffed, while curling up your legs slightly.  You felt your feet bump something and heard it hit the floor, but didn’t put much thought towards it, until dead silence claimed the room.

Your eyes burst open and you rapidly sat up, realizing Mjolnir wasn’t on the table.  Your eyes widened as they landed on the toppled hammer, sitting on the floor, before you glanced at Thor.  His mouth was agape in shock, looking between you and his hammer.  All eyes were on you now, but a velvet chuckle drew your attention.

“My, what a treat… The Midgardian night watch is worthy.  Odin must not have put much thought into the perimeters for worthiness.” He remarked, pulling half-hearted glares from you and Thor.  However, you could tell by his tense posture and expression that he hadn’t expected it either, and likely didn’t look forward to another hero being able to drop the damn hammer on his chest.  You huffed softly, before shifting your shoulders.

“I’m sure it’s just a fluke, like the elevator thing…” You started, reaching for the hammer to prove your point.  However, when you easily lifted it, you heard Thor let out a strangled breath.  Godly eyes were trained to your hand, one wondering what this meant for his future throne, and the other wondering if this meant the other Avengers would try to convince you to smack him.

“This is… ah- well…” Thor mumbled, trying to think of what made you worthy.  You were a hero of the people, and you had been good to himself and his brother, but surely there was something else… Shifting his curious and suspicious eyes to your stunned face, he let his thoughts swirl.

“…Good fucking lord…” You mumbled, turning the hammer in your hand.  Loki furrowed his brows momentarily, before moving to sit beside you, trapping you between his own body and Thor.  He reached for the hilt of the hammer, and when Thor realized what Loki was trying, he shot out one hand to intercept.  Both of their hands met yours on the hammer, and a shock of energy sparked through your body.  You yelped in surprise, but somehow, didn’t feel pain from the shock.  The princes drew back, unfamiliar with what was happening.

“M-Maybe I should have stayed in bed today…”