Dungeon Crawl Classic Shenanigans
K: So I’ve got an Oil Flask if we encounter something dangerous.
R: Don’t you also have a cart full of dead people?
K: Yes? Oh, that’s disturbing.
DM: You find a burial chamber.
K: We have more dead people for the dead cart!
DM: You kneecap the snake.
R: Brazier, not brassiere. You put fire in it instead of boobs.