Guys, there’s something you need to know. In French lots of words have the same pronounciation yet different meanings. One of my fav probably is the homonyms of “gay”.

There’s 2 of them:
Tu es gai” means “you’re joyful but “tu es gay” means “you’re gay. It is pronounced exactly the same but you will hear it differently depending on the context.
Still, the best part is “fais le guet” which means “keep watch but you can understand “fais le gay”/“act gay.

Now imagine your OTP being on some kind of infiltration mission, pursued by ennemies. Person A tells person B to “keep watch”. But because person B took it in the wrong way, he starts acting totally gay in the middle of battle, not understanding how it’d be useful but doing it anyway because person A told him to.

Overly Analytical Problem #34
  • Being misunderstood... and misunderstanding.
  • Analyst: Don't be such an idiot!
  • Person: See, this...this is hurtful!
  • Analyst: How is that hurtful?
  • Person: How is telling someone not to be an idiot hurtful?!?!
  • Analayst: Yeah. The world is full of idiots and me telling you to NOT be one, indicates that I think you have the potential to be a non idiot.
  • Person: ???
  • Analyst: *huff* It means stop acting like an idiot because I know you're not one. It's a sign of... something resembling... care...
  • Yep...

content: After hearing some suspicious noises coming out of Dean’s bedroom the night before, Sam decides to confront his brother.

word count: 2,088

“Dean, we need to talk.”

Sam’s voice sounds very serious while he leans against the kitchen counter and folds his stupidly long arms in front of his chest, glaring at his older brother with the familiar I-don’t-support-your-life-choices look. He doesn’t even waste his time with a “Good morning” or something similar and that’s always a bad sign.

Dean, however, isn’t really impressed by that. He places the bacon onto the hot pan at a leisurely pace, ignoring Sam completely, until he finally shoots a quick glance over his shoulder.

“And what’s so important at 7 a.m.?”

Sam huffs impatiently. “You know!”

Dean rolls his eyes. “No, I don’t know. That’s why I’m asking.”

Sam fidgets uncomfortably as if he’d rather be somewhere else and doesn’t want to have this discussion at all. And then he starts to gesticulate, flailing his limbs in Dean’s vague direction, and performs a very complicated dance with his eyebrows.

“How about we talk about last night?”

Quite suddenly Dean’s attention is grabbed, but he keeps himself from acting like a deer in the headlights. Instead he clears his throat and asks, a bit croaky, “What do you mean?”

“Well, just look at you!” Sam says, pointing at Dean’s face with an accusatory expression. “There is that stupid grin I’ve seen so many times and I think it’s even worse than ever before. And let’s not even mention that huge hickey on your neck.”

Dean ducks his head and tries forcefully – and highly unsuccessfully – to fight back a blush.


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Words: 3941

Pairing: Jimin x reader

Genres: Angst/fluff

AO3 version

Summary: Before we could go back to being the best of friends, I had to only think of him as a friend. So this resulted in avoiding him for two weeks until he caught me in a club, backing me to a wall, and wanting answers that I stubbornly refused to give. I love him, but he shouldn’t need to know that, right?

The music drifted out of the club like a vibrating pulse. I could feel it in my bones. The night was alive with possibility. I could even imagine myself floating through the sea of people, forgetting about the life I’ve lived up till now but mostly forgetting about him.

Once I walked through the entryway of what I viewed as freedom, I immediately wished the sea of people would drift me right back out, or better yet, drown me.  

There he was.

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A small thing and because I had something special in mind, it totally didn’t work which… not a surprise here. A lot of thanks and love to @maliex for helping me with all the mistakes and wrong words! If it’s as good as it is, it’s because of them <3. Enjoy!

Tony doesn’t know when it had started, but suddenly Bucky’s mad at him.

After weeks, months of good natured banter, of nice talks and trading ideas, of spending time together in the workshop, playing with an engine from his collection of cars it came  like a slap to the face. Bucky’s absence is like another arc reactor in Tony’s chest, a hole that can’t be filled and he doesn’t understand how it had happened.

They were fine, really, and suddenly they weren’t anymore.

The first hint of trouble doesn’t seem like much, but it becomes the beginning of a slow downfall.

“Buck-o, you coming? Steve’s preparing movie night an-”

“Not coming,” Bucky said coldly, his eyes never leaving the book he was reading. It wasn’t weird in itself, but Bucky had always taken the time to look at Tony when speaking to him. Well. Until now.

“Everything ok?”

Tony took a few steps further into the room only to freeze in place when Bucky finally lifted his head and looked at Tony. Bucky’s eyes were hard as steel.

“Everything’s fine, Tony. You should go.”

Tony swallowed the concerned questions, the worry that was starting to gnaw at his insides and nodded. Without adding anything else, the genius turned heel and left the room.

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I believe I am the most understanding, yet misunderstood, individual I know.

Realizations on a cold day in NJ.

-H. Murcia 4:11PM 2/12/2017

Misunderstanding of Chapter 857

I think I have to talk about chapter 857, not out of obligation, but I dislike that many people misrepresent what Oda shows, and that sure will never change, I know who are such people, but I will not name them, but those who Read this post, you will surely know who I mean.

What I will say is something short, it is especially about Nami’s reaction to knowing that Luffy is already with Sanji, you know what causes me great pain, is that a great part does not know what the personality and behavior of Nami, and these people They think the manga is a shojo, I’m sure neutrals agree with me.

We all know that Nami is worried about the crew, as it happened with Usopp and Robin, now the same with Sanji, but now that she is worried about Sanji, they start to come the guys who show it as something else, you know who I mean, but I do not want to mention them, because I do not want to get into arguments, I want to be as respectful as possible, that bothers me, not because I’m a shipper LuNa, it’s not because of that, it’s more because they distort the ideas of the creator.

As we saw in the chapter, we see Nami happy that Sanji is going back to the crew, it is obvious something that would happen, since they are friends, like the whole crew, it would be a serious mistake to take it as something else, but for another Part we see Nami upset by everything that made them and Luffy pass, and it is even blunt to say that she will never forgive him, implying that they will remain friends, but trust will not be the same as before, and also It is obvious that Nami does not forgive the horrible beating he did to Luffy, that is something that will never forgive, giving a greater emphasis to the relationship of Luffy and Nami.

Now we see Sanji in his lustful state, and he begins to say that Nami has proposed such a thing, well, sure some guys are going to misrepresent it, but those who do not take it out of context, we know that this is a moment of comedy, that Oda loves to show in this type of cases, there is nothing more to say about this, this is more than clear.

Now to finish this, I want to add what Luffy says about Sanji’s reaction, his words are the following, this makes me feel “strangely” calm, I put in quotes that word, for the simple fact that it shows us A Luffy in my opinion jealous, also by the grimace that is seen that has, is a moment that Oda shows with great caution, with all this I finish.

To conclude, I ask everyone to please do not misunderstand what Oda shows in each chapter, we have to read each chapter as concentrated as possible, and give it the right context, I just ask everyone, thank you very much.

It could be worse..you know
  • Family: you're such a disappointment; all you do is sleep.
  • Me: y'all know, there's drugs, teens getting pregnant, drinking and alotta other sht going on right now but yet I chose to sleep..y'all never satisfied.
The real struggle of being an Italian Fangirl

Here in Italy we don’t translate the verb “to ship”, but we just conjugate it, following the rules of the Italian Grammar. So, the basilar form, namely the Infinite, is “shippare”. Now, in the Italian vocabulary, we have also another verb, which is “scippare”, and it is pronounced in the same way as “to ship”. The funny thing is that “scippare” is literally the act of pick-pocketing someone.

Then, if you have ever feel weird, because people have thought that you were a constructor of boats or something, just think about us. If I say “I ship Stucky” to a non-fandom person he will never realize that I’m talking about the relationship StevexBucky, but he will immediately think that I’ve just robbed a poor English man called Stucky.

We’re not just considered crazy by non-fangirls, we’re considered criminals.

do you guys realise what skam teaches us? we know that sana left the bus because sara was about to kick her out anyways and she felt betrayed by her friends and maybe needed some time for herself but neither the girls squad nor the people who were at the karaoke event knew about it. they assume that she isolates herself from her friends and puts on a mask (btw good job @julie andem and everyone who’s responsible for that bomb ass make up) because her religious muslim brother and his friends got into a fight with gay isak and probably forbids her to be on the bus and friends with non-muslims since he even calls her his slave. they assume these things because the society we live in gives them a certain stereotype of muslims that they simply accept without looking at the bigger picture, without educating themselves on islam, without asking! we don’t (or at least a lot of the watchers in our fandom) don’t judge sana or elias or islam for sana isolating herself because we know her intentions and the background to all of this. we know that sana has a caring family who wants the best for her without forcing her to do anyting. 

skam teaches us not to judge without knowing every detail! don’t just assume something when certain information are missing because it leads to misunderstandings, discrimination and even racism. ask someone who knows, try to educate yourself  on certain topics and grow from your lack of knowledge instead of just assuming that you’re omniscient