So as soon as he started talking about Lube I started squeeling
I was like really, Misters Berry? At the dinner table with Burt? Cause you gotta think Burt’s sensitive about the whole gay sex thing because of his baby boy. But at he same time I couldn’t get over how perfect they were. They are everything I want Klaine to be. Leroy even overheard part of it and got all nervous like “Hiram, we should keep that in the bedroom"
They are more than likely just going to be a distraction from my educational achievements and my ability to shine in Glee club, however, I suppose since all of my fellow Glee club members have one of these, it only makes sense that I get one as well. It also will help to get to talk to past members and get more of a feel for what to expect because despite the fact that we came out victorious (and rightfully so) we still clearly have a ton of work to do. But I know that with Miss Berry and Mister Hummel, we are destined for greatness and I am so thankful to be a part of it.
Now that, that is out of the way. My name is Jane Hayward, and if you have anything you’d like to know, please feel free to enter my askbox. I will answer any and all questions.
Even though we had like the weirdest week ever (though I would defs do that glitter bomb thing again any day, anywhere), you heard it here– #SPOILERALERT– New Directions totally won Sectionals!
I say major props to Miss Berry, Mister Anderson-Hummels, and Mister Schuester for helping us through everything. I think there’s also a more than well deserved shoutout to everyone’s main man last night– Roderick, for thinking up the coolest thing to spice up our performance! Who knew if you bound two clubs together that don’t usually see eye to eye, that everything would be honestly okay? Okay, maybe all of the coaches knew, but that’s besides the point.
Let’s just say though, that was such an awesome performance by Vocal Adrenaline, honestly. That was such a wicked performance. But hey, it’s inevitable that when Madison and I do any sort od duet, we’re clearly going to blow the competition out of the water. Sorry not sorry.
I think things are looking up. This is going to be the best year of high school thanks to this Glee Club.