Author: misterkarofsky Recipient: mollyannice Prompt: “Kurt and Dave get drunk and end up having a Las Vegas wedding; they may or may not of had sex after getting married. Big problem: in 72 hours one of them is supposed to be getting married to someone else. What do they do?” Rating: PG for art, M for fic Author’s Note: Due to a lovely mistake on my part, the gift is now a two parter! There is fic to go along with this “cover art” of sorts, and will be posted once I both have it in my possession again (currently, the USB drive with it is in the hands of my English teacher. God forbid he wanders from my Powerpoint folder). Until then, I absolutely loved this prompt! Thanks for being awesome <3
i’d agree with this for the most part, were it the case that he even got half of what he deserved as far as quality. ie, i’d take a meaningful duet with finn about being family than several out-of-context numbers with people he doesn’t really have a relationship with. but why has he never had a real duet with his brother, while blaine has had a duet with both his brother AND kurt’s brother?
why does he not get to sing with his new love interest?
why did he not get ONE duet with sam to prove they could fuck what’s expected of them, while blam can Bowie it out to their heart’s content? mercedes was, at one time, kurt’s best friend– why is blaine now getting the duet with her in one of the few episodes Amber and Chris even have together anymore? even knowing the few songs kurt DOES get are A+++ doesn’t quite make up for all the missed opportunities
Maddie’s picture has giving ZOe and I Kurtofsky Target feels. Dave works at Target and Kurt needs help finding the cute jock section and Dave is all “I think I can help you find it” and then they go to the back room and Kurt is like “I’m not so sure, do you have any others in stock” and then they probably have sex or something. I dunno. Dave works at target and it was 1am twice.
misterkarofsky replied to your post:“Can I just ask… where did the whole “Blurred Lines” thing come from, exactly? Did RIB mention it or something? It just seems… quite unrealistic, even for Glee, y'know? Especially after watching the videoclip (there are - literally - naked girls shaking their boobs everywhere. It’s horrible). If Glee does this - and I don’t care which character they use, really - it’ll be disgusting. There’s just no way of ‘softening’ those lyrics. Urgh.”
Darren said he wanted to sing it in some interview
i think the most important lesson i’ve learned from high school is to keep an open mind when it comes to making new friends because you could have the one amazing best friend who’s always there for you and draws you pictures of band members and lets you share her giant fluffy pillow
and then those other two friends who are equally as amazing but also choose to team up and grab your legs during the senior assembly to tie your shoelaces together (≖︿≖✿)