mister usa

  • poor person: i was tired of eating only rice and beans so i applied for a food card from the government
  • poor person: now that i get $175 a month i can eat yogurt and vegetables its great
  • some dude: YOU'RE SCAMMING THE GOVERNMENT FOR THAT MONEY. YOU'RE EVERYTHING THATS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY
  • a billionaire: so mister president of the usa i'm thinkin a couple billion in tax breaks how do u feel about that?
  • some dude: i'm completely okay with this. taxes are oppression against the rich.
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There will always be a hand upon your shoulder and someone saying “careful not to break that.”

Doctor Doom’s thoughts on America from Thor #601

  • J. Michael Straczynski
  • Marko Djurdjevic
  • Paul Mounts
  • Danny Miki