mister putin

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Mista Putin fixes problem.

America and Russia at a world conference
  • Russia: *whispers* America, do have have the stuff
  • America: I always do. Do you got the cash?
  • Russia: *nods*
  • America: *passes envelope under the table*
  • Russia: спасибо
  • England: AMERICA ARE YOU DEALING DRUGS TO RUSSIA?!?!?!?!?
  • America: no..... *barrel rolls out the window*
  • *at Russia's house*
  • Putin: Ivan, what is this envelope?
  • Russia: It's nothing mister Putin
  • Putin: ... *opens envelope*
  • Russia: *sweats nervously*
  • Putin: Are this memes of me?
  • Russia: shit.....