ugghhhh, I can't believe I have to go to Mister Russia's house again... I really don't want to go alone, especially when I know that I'll be the only one to turn up- oh! Why didn't I think about this before! I'll bring a friend with me~
oh, it's probably Latvia again. I wonder if anyone else will turn up-
Oh my god, I can't believe that literally all LGBT people, Muslims, and POC died on the spot after election day. Donald Trump personally came to my house, clogged my toilet and hit me with a car battery. I am being sent to a camp in chains at this very moment. If I don't make it, tell my family I loved them
that’s really intelligent and subversive of you. it’s super impressive you managed to find the time to send me this well thought out political notion despite being so busy in the white house, mister president. i think uncritical reading of satire and intentional misrepresentation of innocuous humour is a good idea too. “skate or die” jokes are incredibly dangerous to our nation’s ideals
A/N: Y/N runs and hides in the house which Mister J isn’t at all pleased with
You and Mister J had just gotten into a huge fight over a heist gone
wrong. You happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and the bat
caught your foot and threatened to throw you off the roof of the building if
Mister J didn’t surrender. He knew you were his only weakness. You put yourself
in harm’s way, and Mister J was not happy. Usually when he got angry like this,
he would take it out on you sexually and honestly, you didn’t mind. Actually,
loved it when he played rough with you.
Only you’d never seen him this angry before, which made you scared so
you stormed out of his bedroom. The minute you slammed the door you could hear
it being kicked open again and his footsteps chasing you down the hall. Which
leads us to your current situation. You sitting with your knees pressed to your
chest inside the kitchen counter.
You could hear him entering the kitchen and you held your breath, praying to
god he didn’t hear your breathing through the cabinet. ‘’Y/N??’’ he sang as he
paced around the kitchen counter. ‘’I know you’re in here doll’’ his voice was
Every time he walked past your hiding spot, your breath hitched in your
throat. He kept pacing around the kitchen island, torturing you. ‘’Don’t you
wanna play with your daddy?’’ he growled. All of a sudden, he stopped. The
crack of light between the counter doors were now blocked by a shadow. He
tapped his fingers at the fridge. ‘’If you come out right now, I won’t be too
hard on you. Your choice dollface.’’
You considered it. If you came out now, he’d play a bit nicer. On the
other hand, if you just stayed in here, he would eventually have to give up and
go look in another room. You decided to stay put until he got tired of looking.
All of a sudden, the counter doors were slammed open and a hand grabbed
your arm and pulled you out of the cabinet. He let go of your arm and breathed
heavily as he glared at you. You started to back away slowly, turning your head
to see what your options were in terms of escaping. Slim. Before you could attempt to make a run for it, he caught you
from behind and used his grip to spin you around so that you were facing him. He
squeezed your hips and lifted you up on the kitchen counter as you whimpered. ‘’You’ve
been a very very bad little girl.’’
You couldn’t lie. His rough and dominant side had always turned you on. ‘’Daddy’s
gonna have to punish you’’ he growled, his lips only inches from your sore
He used his rough hands to part your legs and got in-between them.
Attaching his lips to your neck and started sucking, his hand started
travelling up your knee. When it reached your mid-thigh, you slapped it away
without even thinking. The feeling was so intense that your body shivered.
Mister J looked into your eyes and growled at you before using his other hand
to grip your throat and slam the back of your head into the wall as he
He used his other hand to glide it up your thigh until he started
rubbing your inner, warm thigh. You couldn’t help but sigh in pleasure as he
caressed your body roughly. His hand slid further up and he started rubbing
your throbbing pussy through your stockings. Mister J let go of your throat and
attached his lips to yours. The kiss was needy and passionate. You felt your
legs turn to Jell-O as his tongue worked wonders on you.
‘’M-mistah j’’ you whimpered in pleasure as he placed his lips on your
earlobe and started nibbling on it. ‘’Such a good little girl’’ he purred into
your ear as you threw your head back. His hands grabbed your waist and carried
you out of the kitchen and into his bedroom again. He carried you to the bed
and dropped you on it. You were on your knees, looking at him with puppy eyes. ‘’Nice
try, princess.’’ He chuckled as he sat down on the edge of the purple satin
He patted his thighs, ‘’On your stomach.’’ He growled and you crawled on
top of him and laid down. Mister J pulled down your stockings in two swift
movements and ripped your black lace panties off with his strong hand. You shrieked quietly as you felt the sting of the materiel being ripped off your skin.
You were breathing heavily, the anticipation killing you. Mister J
started rubbing your ass with his palm and breathed heavily. ‘’Daddy’s good little
girl’’ he murmured as your bit your lip. His hand came crashing down on your
butt cheek and you screamed from the pain and the surprise. He kept slapping
your ass with all the force he could muster, your back arching for every slap. ‘’Mmmmm’’
you moaned when he slapped you for the fifteenth time. ‘’Oh you like that don’t
you? Naughty, naughty.’’ He purred as he rubbed your pink, sore ass.
His fingers started rubbing your inner, naked thigh and you took a deep
breath, devouring the pleasure he was providing you with. He used his thumb to
run it over your slit, feeling your pool of wetness soaking his finger. ‘’God,
you’re so fucking wet for me.’’ His voice had turned into a low growl as he
pushed two fingers inside you. You arched your back and moaned loudly as he
rubbed circles on your clit with his thumb.
As soon as he had begun, he stopped and pushed you onto your back, on
the middle of the bed. He ripped his white shirt and pants off as he crawled
over you like an animal. Your body was withering, desperate for his touch. He
put his tongue on your hard nipple and swirled it around. Just the sight of it,
made your pussy drip.
He slithered down your body, placing little bites and kisses on your
stomach as he reached your throbbing pussy. He looked at it and kissed your
slit, teasing you to the point where you nearly started screaming. ‘’Look how
swollen your cute little clit is for me’’ He kissed it and you moaned at the
intense feeling spreading through your body. The side effects were always sexual, and you were dying for a taste.
Mister J grabbed your thighs with his strong arms and pinned you down as
he started flicking his wet tongue on your swollen clit. You moaned loudly and
arched your back as you gripped the satin sheets. ‘’Oh, god!’’ you moaned.
Mister J looked up at your and smirked. ‘’Yeah, you like that baby? Does that
feel good?’’ he growled, his voice sending vibrations through your body.
He began sucking on your clit and you felt your eyes sink to the back of
your head. ‘’Y-y-yes daddy, fuck yes, it feels so good.’’ You whimpered as he
devoured you. Just as you felt your orgasm building up, he stopped and crawled
back on top of you. He pulled his throbbing cock out of his boxers and ran it
up and down your slit as he stared at you. You felt chills travel down your
entire body. Before he could continue, you pushed him off you and got on your
knees. First, he was surprised, but when he saw you crawling over to him,
cheeks red and hair messy with your perky little tits, he didn’t object.
You used your tongue and flicked it on his tip. Mister J threw his head
back and growled under his breath. ‘’Don’t
tease me.’’ You ran your tongue up his shaft before you took all of him
into your mouth and started bobbing your head. Mister J tightened his jaw and
grabbed your hair, stroking it. ‘’Goooood
girl.’’ He groaned as he watched his little girl make her daddy feel good. When
he felt his stomach tightening, he grabbed your head and pushed you up. You quickly
got the hint, and straddled him. You rubbed your wet pussy on his hard cock,
teasing him, before he grabbed your hips roughly and forced himself into you.
You both moaned at the sensation. You started bucking your hips, feeling
his cock fill you up and hitting all the right places. ‘’God, you’re still so
fucking tight.’’ He groaned and pinched your nipples which made you gasp in
pleasure. ‘’Mmm, god you feel so good.’’ You moaned with your hands pressed on his tattooed
Mister J grabbed your waist and threw you on your back before crawling on
top of you and thrusting into you, harder than he’d ever done before. You felt
your stomach tighten as he thrusted into harder and faster for each time. He
kept his eyes locked on yours and grunted as he felt your tight little walls
pleasure him. You were both two moaning messes, groping, biting, sucking and
slapping every body part you could find on each other.
His thrusts eventually got sloppier and he clenched his fist on the
headboard of the bed. ‘’You gonna cum for your daddy hmm? Come on dollface, cum
for me. I want your sweet little juices to cum for me’’ You moaned at his
hoarse words as you grabbed his shoulder and moaned loudly, your walls
clenching. ‘’I want you to cum in me daddy’’ you moaned into his mouth and this
sent him over the edge. He growled loudly as he released his warm liquid into
you. You were both panting heavily, lying next to each other. He rubbed your
chin with his thumb and admired you. Next
time, find a better hiding spot.
do you recommend a certain ending in new vegas? im really conflicted...,.,., h
Listen…..you asked the wrong person….I haven’t finished New Vegas, like I don’t think I am even halfway through. I am very slow when playing video games and I want to do everything before finishing a game.
And when it comes to any ending really, its up to you. It’s not something I can tell you to do. Like if you are having a Legion play through of course you will most likely take the Legion ending or maybe you will go for the Independent Vegas one.
If you don’t side with the Legion you still have the other three endings. I personally won’t ever take the NCR one because I don’t know, I don’t like the NCR much. So for me that’s Legion and NCR off the list.
And that boils down to Independent Vegas and Mister Houses ending. And this is on a personal level conflicting. Like I understand Independent Vegas is probably the best thing for Vegas and the people of the Mojave, but also I really really like House. I have a soft spot for pre-war people and they are my weakness, so I feel really terrible that he has to die for the Independent Vegas ending. I honestly don’t want to kill a pre-war person even though I fully understand that Houses time is up and this is no longer his world. So for the sake of my friend (callout @fraenkysjunk ), my character’s personality and Yes Man I guess I will take the Independent Vegas ending. But I will be very bitter about it (come on “The House Always Wins” is such a good quest title)
So I can’t recommend an ending since you see my situation. Personally I like Houses ending, will do Independent and for a Legion play through I would go with the Legion ending. So basically the only one I don’t recommend is NCR ending.
If you tell me what you are going for anon, maybe I can give you a better insight, as in what are you torn apart about. Cause I am just guessing and talking vaguely now.