mister house




holY SHIT this took a MONTH to fucking do lemme tell you

but look!! It all payed off in the end!!

I wanna say thank you to khonjin for letting me use the audio for it
sauce: https://youtu.be/SYwLGBC7rps


and I wanna do a big shoutout to my cousin Bit-Steve! He and Jacob have helped tremendously with this project thingy and I just wanna say thank you!
Steves YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnj9nADMPTiCiRlwSNHKJPQ

now steve is just starting off so please show him some love from this channel!!

sorry for not uploading in a while, this took a really long time!! [expect that from now on]

also this is going to be a W.I.P [which i’ll probably never get back to but who knows?]


Smack: @azure-sketch

Gino: @theletter-r

Khonjin: @bit-steve

Thank you so much for watching!!

  • Latvia: ugghhhh, I can't believe I have to go to Mister Russia's house again... I really don't want to go alone, especially when I know that I'll be the only one to turn up- oh! Why didn't I think about this before! I'll bring a friend with me~
  • -Later-
  • Russia: oh, it's probably Latvia again. I wonder if anyone else will turn up-
  • Latvia: hello, Mister Russia~
  • Russia: ...
  • America: ...I heard free food.

anonymous asked:

Oh my god, I can't believe that literally all LGBT people, Muslims, and POC died on the spot after election day. Donald Trump personally came to my house, clogged my toilet and hit me with a car battery. I am being sent to a camp in chains at this very moment. If I don't make it, tell my family I loved them

that’s really intelligent and subversive of you. it’s super impressive you managed to find the time to send me this well thought out political notion despite being so busy in the white house, mister president. i think uncritical reading of satire and intentional misrepresentation of innocuous humour is a good idea too. “skate or die” jokes are incredibly dangerous to our nation’s ideals

Oh, come to daddy

 Pairing; Joker x reader 

A/N: Y/N runs and hides in the house which Mister J isn’t at all pleased with

Warning: Smut

You and Mister J had just gotten into a huge fight over a heist gone wrong. You happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and the bat caught your foot and threatened to throw you off the roof of the building if Mister J didn’t surrender. He knew you were his only weakness. You put yourself in harm’s way, and Mister J was not happy. Usually when he got angry like this, he would take it out on you sexually and honestly, you didn’t mind. Actually, loved it when he played rough with you.

Only you’d never seen him this angry before, which made you scared so you stormed out of his bedroom. The minute you slammed the door you could hear it being kicked open again and his footsteps chasing you down the hall. Which leads us to your current situation. You sitting with your knees pressed to your chest inside the kitchen counter.

You could hear him entering the kitchen and you held your breath, praying to god he didn’t hear your breathing through the cabinet. ‘’Y/N??’’ he sang as he paced around the kitchen counter. ‘’I know you’re in here doll’’ his voice was lower now.

Every time he walked past your hiding spot, your breath hitched in your throat. He kept pacing around the kitchen island, torturing you. ‘’Don’t you wanna play with your daddy?’’ he growled. All of a sudden, he stopped. The crack of light between the counter doors were now blocked by a shadow. He tapped his fingers at the fridge. ‘’If you come out right now, I won’t be too hard on you. Your choice dollface.’’

You considered it. If you came out now, he’d play a bit nicer. On the other hand, if you just stayed in here, he would eventually have to give up and go look in another room. You decided to stay put until he got tired of looking. Wrong choice.

All of a sudden, the counter doors were slammed open and a hand grabbed your arm and pulled you out of the cabinet. He let go of your arm and breathed heavily as he glared at you. You started to back away slowly, turning your head to see what your options were in terms of escaping. Slim. Before you could attempt to make a run for it, he caught you from behind and used his grip to spin you around so that you were facing him. He squeezed your hips and lifted you up on the kitchen counter as you whimpered. ‘’You’ve been a very very bad little girl.’’ You couldn’t lie. His rough and dominant side had always turned you on. ‘’Daddy’s gonna have to punish you’’ he growled, his lips only inches from your sore ones.

He used his rough hands to part your legs and got in-between them. Attaching his lips to your neck and started sucking, his hand started travelling up your knee. When it reached your mid-thigh, you slapped it away without even thinking. The feeling was so intense that your body shivered. Mister J looked into your eyes and growled at you before using his other hand to grip your throat and slam the back of your head into the wall as he squeezed.

He used his other hand to glide it up your thigh until he started rubbing your inner, warm thigh. You couldn’t help but sigh in pleasure as he caressed your body roughly. His hand slid further up and he started rubbing your throbbing pussy through your stockings. Mister J let go of your throat and attached his lips to yours. The kiss was needy and passionate. You felt your legs turn to Jell-O as his tongue worked wonders on you.

‘’M-mistah j’’ you whimpered in pleasure as he placed his lips on your earlobe and started nibbling on it. ‘’Such a good little girl’’ he purred into your ear as you threw your head back. His hands grabbed your waist and carried you out of the kitchen and into his bedroom again. He carried you to the bed and dropped you on it. You were on your knees, looking at him with puppy eyes. ‘’Nice try, princess.’’ He chuckled as he sat down on the edge of the purple satin sheets.

He patted his thighs, ‘’On your stomach.’’ He growled and you crawled on top of him and laid down. Mister J pulled down your stockings in two swift movements and ripped your black lace panties off with his strong hand. You shrieked quietly as you felt the sting of the materiel being ripped off your skin.

You were breathing heavily, the anticipation killing you. Mister J started rubbing your ass with his palm and breathed heavily. ‘’Daddy’s good little girl’’ he murmured as your bit your lip. His hand came crashing down on your butt cheek and you screamed from the pain and the surprise. He kept slapping your ass with all the force he could muster, your back arching for every slap. ‘’Mmmmm’’ you moaned when he slapped you for the fifteenth time. ‘’Oh you like that don’t you? Naughty, naughty.’’ He purred as he rubbed your pink, sore ass.

His fingers started rubbing your inner, naked thigh and you took a deep breath, devouring the pleasure he was providing you with. He used his thumb to run it over your slit, feeling your pool of wetness soaking his finger. ‘’God, you’re so fucking wet for me.’’ His voice had turned into a low growl as he pushed two fingers inside you. You arched your back and moaned loudly as he rubbed circles on your clit with his thumb.

As soon as he had begun, he stopped and pushed you onto your back, on the middle of the bed. He ripped his white shirt and pants off as he crawled over you like an animal. Your body was withering, desperate for his touch. He put his tongue on your hard nipple and swirled it around. Just the sight of it, made your pussy drip.

He slithered down your body, placing little bites and kisses on your stomach as he reached your throbbing pussy. He looked at it and kissed your slit, teasing you to the point where you nearly started screaming. ‘’Look how swollen your cute little clit is for me’’ He kissed it and you moaned at the intense feeling spreading through your body. The side effects were always sexual, and you were dying for a taste.

Mister J grabbed your thighs with his strong arms and pinned you down as he started flicking his wet tongue on your swollen clit. You moaned loudly and arched your back as you gripped the satin sheets. ‘’Oh, god!’’ you moaned. Mister J looked up at your and smirked. ‘’Yeah, you like that baby? Does that feel good?’’ he growled, his voice sending vibrations through your body.

He began sucking on your clit and you felt your eyes sink to the back of your head. ‘’Y-y-yes daddy, fuck yes, it feels so good.’’ You whimpered as he devoured you. Just as you felt your orgasm building up, he stopped and crawled back on top of you. He pulled his throbbing cock out of his boxers and ran it up and down your slit as he stared at you. You felt chills travel down your entire body. Before he could continue, you pushed him off you and got on your knees. First, he was surprised, but when he saw you crawling over to him, cheeks red and hair messy with your perky little tits, he didn’t object.

You used your tongue and flicked it on his tip. Mister J threw his head back and growled under his breath. ‘’Don’t tease me.’’ You ran your tongue up his shaft before you took all of him into your mouth and started bobbing your head. Mister J tightened his jaw and grabbed your hair, stroking it. ‘’Goooood girl.’’ He groaned as he watched his little girl make her daddy feel good. When he felt his stomach tightening, he grabbed your head and pushed you up. You quickly got the hint, and straddled him. You rubbed your wet pussy on his hard cock, teasing him, before he grabbed your hips roughly and forced himself into you.

You both moaned at the sensation. You started bucking your hips, feeling his cock fill you up and hitting all the right places. ‘’God, you’re still so fucking tight.’’ He groaned and pinched your nipples which made you gasp in pleasure. ‘’Mmm, god you feel so good.’’ You moaned with your hands pressed on his tattooed chest.

Mister J grabbed your waist and threw you on your back before crawling on top of you and thrusting into you, harder than he’d ever done before. You felt your stomach tighten as he thrusted into harder and faster for each time. He kept his eyes locked on yours and grunted as he felt your tight little walls pleasure him. You were both two moaning messes, groping, biting, sucking and slapping every body part you could find on each other.

His thrusts eventually got sloppier and he clenched his fist on the headboard of the bed. ‘’You gonna cum for your daddy hmm? Come on dollface, cum for me. I want your sweet little juices to cum for me’’ You moaned at his hoarse words as you grabbed his shoulder and moaned loudly, your walls clenching. ‘’I want you to cum in me daddy’’ you moaned into his mouth and this sent him over the edge. He growled loudly as he released his warm liquid into you. You were both panting heavily, lying next to each other. He rubbed your chin with his thumb and admired you. Next time, find a better hiding spot.

anonymous asked:

do you recommend a certain ending in new vegas? im really conflicted...,.,., h

Listen…..you asked the wrong person….I haven’t finished New Vegas, like I don’t think I am even halfway through. I am very slow when playing video games and I want to do everything before finishing a game. 

And when it comes to any ending really, its up to you. It’s not something I can tell you to do. Like if you are having a Legion play through of course you will most likely take the Legion ending or maybe you will go for the Independent Vegas one.

If you don’t side with the Legion you still have the other three endings. I personally won’t ever take the NCR one because I don’t know, I don’t like the NCR much. So for me that’s Legion and NCR off the list.

And that boils down to Independent Vegas and Mister Houses ending. And this is on a personal level conflicting. Like I understand Independent Vegas is probably the best thing for Vegas and the people of the Mojave, but also I really really like House. I have a soft spot for pre-war people and they are my weakness, so I feel really terrible that he has to die for the Independent Vegas ending. I honestly don’t want to kill a pre-war person even though I fully understand that Houses time is up and this is no longer his world. So for the sake of my friend (callout @fraenkysjunk ), my character’s personality and Yes Man I guess I will take the Independent Vegas ending. But I will be very bitter about it (come on “The House Always Wins” is such a good quest title)

So I can’t recommend an ending since you see my situation. Personally I like Houses ending, will do Independent and for a Legion play through I would go with the Legion ending. So basically the only one I don’t recommend is NCR ending. 

If you tell me what you are going for anon, maybe I can give you a better insight, as in what are you torn apart about. Cause I am just guessing and talking vaguely now. 

anonymous asked:

💙 - HanzOni

Hmmm… I want to take Mister HanzOni to my house for him to meet Miss WiggleNose but I’m afraid he would scare her ! Or worse ! Miss WiggleNose would like him more !


Imagine Peggy And Angie Being Your Moms

For Anon

You were left in the care of Peggy and Angie after your mother, Peggy’s cousin died. Peggy and Angie could never adopt a child because of the status of gay couples at the time.

But you didn’t are what others thought you have the two best moms in the world.

You all live together in the house Mister Stark gave to us.

Mom Peggy takes you to school in the mornings before going to the phone company.

After school you walk to the diner to draw color and help Mom Angie.

The three of you return to the house most nights when Mom Peggy doesn’t work overtime.

On your birthdays Mister Stark, some of both your moms coworkers, Mr and Mrs Jarvis all come to the house to celebrate.

Mom Angie attends parent teacher conferences and when the teachers make Mom Angie mad Mom Peggy goes in and when she comes out they apologize.

They both come to your martial arts performances.

Overall you couldn’t be happier.