mister e's

Ricordi di una classicista
  1. Quando in fondo alla versione di greco appariva Senofonte, era panico.
  2. Sveniva più Dante che Chichi in Dragon Ball.
  3. Imprecazioni varie verso gli dei dell’Olimpo.
  4. Un pensiero va allo iota sottoscritto, bullizzato all’eta, e anche a tutti gli iota caduti in battaglia.
  5. Cesare insopportabile che scriveva in terza persona, e poi è il più facile da tradurre.
  6. Studiare le coniugazione dei verbi greci escludendo dai giochi il duale.
  7. Non capire l’ironia di Manzoni, non è che sia ‘sto mister simpatia..
  8. μεν e δέ , le enclitiche in cerca di comprensione.
  9. Cercare per minuti una parola sul vocabolario di greco, per poi scoprire che era con la eta e non con l’epsilon (o con il theta e non col tau..)
  10. Lacrime di gioia quando si trovano le frasi fatte nel vocabolario.
  11. Le nostre traduzioni “all’impronta” = largo spazio alla fantasia.
  12. Ogni 15 marzo, un pensierino va a Cesare.
  13. Noi pecchiamo di ὕβρις
  14. Il panico per tradurre ut (o ὠς)
  15. καλὸς καὶ ἀγαθός
  16. Leggere i continui dissing tra autori.
  17. I frammenti di Archiloco e le poesie di Catullo erano ben più spinti di 50 sfumature..
  18. Spesso le versioni che sembrano non avere senso, sono corrette.
  19. L’indimenticabile ‘Ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta’.
  20. La perenne ostilità col Liceo Scientifico, e col mondo in generale (boh non so neanche io perché ma pare sia tradizione).
  21. Impazzire per guardare lo spirito.
  22. Sbattere la testa per una settimana su quella maledetta prova ontologica di Anselmo d’Aosta.
  23. Maledire Giove Pluvio quando piove il sabato sera.
  24. Farsi le peggio risate alle infamate di Catullo verso Lesbia.
  25. I Greci rosicavano e per ogni loro problema di scrittura o pronuncia inventavano un’eccezione.
  26. Le feste orgiastiche in onore di Bacco sono come i festini di Berlusconi.
  27. Ablativo assoluto e genitivo assoluto.
  28. Tutti pregavano per latino alla maturità, io pregavo per greco. Ovviamente uscì latino.
  29. Nunc est bibendum.
  30. Le feste sono per i pivelli, noi facciamo simposi.
  31. I greci erano porci.
  32. Odisseo, non Ulisse.
  33. Legge di Grassman vaffanculo.
  34. Edipo che si fa la madre.
  35. I vitelli dei romani sono belli.
  36. Fuck Digamma e Jod.
  37. φέρω, οἴσω, ἤνεγκα ἤνεγκον, ἐνήνοχα, ἐνήνεγμαι, ἐνέχθην, οἰσθήσομαι ἐνεχθήσομαι. Io mi chiedo perché.
  38. Team Iliade e team Odissea.
  39. Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’intrate.
  40. Attrazione, prolessi ed ellissi del relativo..

anonymous asked:

^_^ How would the captains propose to their s/o? ^_^

((Mister E thought up the ideas for these then i wrote them out and added a quote for each of the captains. i hope it’s enough to make you swoon~ :P

-mimi))


It’s a special moment for their future, so Daichi would propose somewhere in private. When Daichi proposes, he would be nervous but his words would be sincere making the moment romantic nonetheless. Never would his eyes waver from his lover’s. Before presenting the ring he would tell them how much they mean to him and the reason he wants them by his side his whole life.

“I want to be able to be able to see you everyday of my life. Will you marry me?”

You had noticed Kuroo had been spending less time with you. Usually your boyfriend would be home at your shared apartment by nightfall so the two of you would end up falling asleep together. But that hadn’t occurred for the last few days… You were finally going to take a stand to find out what Kuroo had been up to along so you waited for him to come home one night. When you hear the door opening you rush to it and started questioning the male. He didn’t answer but rather took your hand to slip a finger on; he proposed to you that day.

“I won’t let you worry about falling asleep alone ever again. Will you be my wife?”

Oikawa would definitely propose in public where a lot of people could see the occurrence. After taking them to dinner he would walk around with his soon-to-be fiance to a location with a popular and beautiful monument, most likely the center of the city they had ate in. After a moment of comfortable silence he would get down to one knee before them and propose.

“I want to be there like you have been for me. Will you marry me?”

Bokuto would make a joke out of the proposal. Something like putting several tinier boxes in a big boxes where his s/o would have to keep opening boxes. Let’s be honest, a lot of would be frustrating if we would have to open several boxes without knowing the reason so Bokuto would encourage his s/o to continue doing so. In the last box would be the engagement ring.

“Everyday has been fun with you. Will you marry me?”

Ushijima would also want to propose somewhere that is private; he wanted the words he would utter to be for your ears only. Although he would speak with his usual bluntness there would be a slight nervousness to his voice. His hand would claps yours as he spoke those words. When the moment came he would present the box to you.

“I want to dedicate my whole life to you. Will you take this ring and be my wife?”

Futakuchi would make a little game out of the proposal. You will receive a message from said captain to go to a certain destination. Once you had arrived, another message would be found with the recognizable handwriting of your boyfriend telling you to go elsewhere. This frustrating game would go on for a while until you finally arrive to your last destination. There you would find Futakuchi. You weren’t able to complain about the game because he went down on one knee and placed a ring on your finger.

“Will you marry me so we can relive our first date over and over again?”

Moniwa would be very nervous about proposing but in the end he would gain the confidence to do so. He would go to your house and spill his true feelings once you had opened the door. His words are honest and he slightly stutters as he speaks. After talking he would get down on his knee and propose to you.

“I want to be able to do more for you. Will you consider marrying me?”

Am realizat că nu contează cât de bun încerci să fii, oamenii vor avea alte aşteptări de la tine. Oricât ai munci, oricât ai sacrifica, oricât ai îndura, niciodată nu vei fi suficient de bun, niciodată nu vei mulţumi lumea cu felul tău de a fi, nici cu vorbe, dar nici cu fapte. Poate crezi că eşti pe calea cea bună, însă se trezeşte cineva şi îţi întoarce toate gândurile, naşte nesiguranţă şi confuzie în tine şi îţi distruge încrederea de sine. Devii suspicios cu privire la viitorul tău, la deciziile luate şi te intrebi dacă într-adevăr poţi face faţă greutăţilor pe care le vei întâmpina. Răspunsul este nu; nu ştii, deoarece nimic nu e sigur în această lume. În orice clipă, viaţa te poate surprinde, fie plăcut ori fie neplăcut. Cumva, în această curiozitate de a afla ce îţi aduce ziua de mâine stă întregul mister, căci e posibil să nu mai aibă nimic de oferit, că poate, ziua de mâine să nici nu mai vină. Tot ce îţi rămâne, este speranţa.
  • Half of the episodes of Mystery Inc: This one guy is masquerading as a slime monster to steal money from a bank. Two guys are working together to try to scare girls into liking them. Maybe Mister E sends them a letter or something.
  • Other half of the episodes of Mystery Inc: The gang travels to an alternate dimension to talk to the spirit of a dog who was possessed my a millennia-old god who is fighting for the benefit of humanity. A ravenous squid-parrot is literally eating all of the recurring background characters. They've been manipulated by parrot Satan for their entire lives and nothing is real. Nothing except for the impending doom foretold by the aligning of the planets.