Sweet Jesus

So I got on my computer this morning. And. And. My dash. Dear god. Let me tell you what is on it:

  • collarbones
  • blood being a thing
  • “guys I’m going to sleep”
  • Collarbones
  • Insanity
  • Collarbones
  • More pictures of blood being a thing
  • “SERIOUSLY GUYS I’M DYING asdlkfasdkjdfh going to sleep now”
  • *didn’t go to sleep*

Yeah…. what a wonderful thing to wake up too xD

13.) When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

I came pretty close to it during the holidays while I was madass drunk

lmao dodged THAT bullet


18.) Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?


well if they’re dying doing CPR probably wouldn’t help any, but goddamn it’s worth trying I mean like

shit I’d rather someone tried instead of stood there you know??

mistakeofgrandeur replied to your photo: obligatory picture of me in my sweet red tiara i…


sassy is my middle name

enjordantheview replied to your photo: obligatory picture of me in my sweet red tiara i…

sexy pants.

that is an especially humorous comment because of the pants that I am actually wearing


sexy ducks with sunglasses

ghostiehime replied to your photo: obligatory picture of me in my sweet red tiara i…

what a handsome princess you are!!

just waiting for my prince to come pick me up hell yes

oh, friendship. | backwards A's.
  • dobert rowney jr. (Me): Why is this a username on anything? "U_can_tell_he_is_evil_by_the_backwards_A"
  • ʀᴏᴏᴋ • ᴘᴀᴡɴ (NIL): .................................
  • ʀᴏᴏᴋ • ᴘᴀᴡɴ (NIL): No.
  • ʀᴏᴏᴋ • ᴘᴀᴡɴ (NIL): Bitch, a backwards "A" is still "A".
  • dobert rowney jr. (Me): LOOOL.
  • ʀᴏᴏᴋ • ᴘᴀᴡɴ (NIL): Dumb OH MY GOD.
  • dobert rowney jr. (Me): /cries
  • ʀᴏᴏᴋ • ᴘᴀᴡɴ (NIL): PEOPLE. Oh my god.

My same gender otp: vriska/kanaya the two hottest female trolls in a relationship together? SIGN ME UP
My other gender otp: i really like kan in a palemance with either eridan or karkat but especially eridan THEY CAN BE SO SASSY AND FIERCE TOGETHER 
My most hated pairing: i’m not gonna say “hate” but i’m not into rose/kanaya all that much!
My same gender unusual otp: oh… i don’t… have one i’m trying to think of an answer but i can’t aaaaaaaa
My other gender unusual otp: gamzee/kanaya you wanna go 
My crossover otp: omg gomen i don’t really think about crossovers…
My brotp/friendship otp: rose/kanaya! i don’t ship them romantically but they’ll be super cute friends. eridan/kanaya goes here too
Character headcanon: kanaya kinda giggles to herself whenever she gardens roses after meeting all of the beta kids