Having Matt as my older brother kind of sucks. Because he’s a rock star and I am not. And it has always been that way. But there was this one time when I was in high school and he was in New York. And he called me up, because he had a horrible nightmare. And his nightmare was awesome. He was being attacked by some crazy guy on the street. And he said that I came out of nowhere with an axe and I just axed this crazy guy to death. I mean, I saved his life! It’s just that made me realize that my brother sees something in me that I, you know, sometimes don’t see in myself. - Tom Berninger
God bless whoever designed this shirt. God bless whoever bought this shirt for him. God bless Tom for capturing him on film with this shirt on. God bless this man for looking so damn fine with this shirt on.