mission was successful

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Ha ok, this is based off of this joke from Gravity Falls, the idea just came to me while I tried to fall asleep one night and wouldn’t leave me alone so!

Also bonus morning after:

Yes. Yes he did. And it’s all your fault, Missy.

Today in XM trying to cockblock Kaisoo and end up being obvious af

The story begins with Ji going first on stage

He immediately go next to his babe Hyung

But Xiumin isn’t buying this and ask him to move. 

Mission cockblocking KD : Plan A, separating them by switching their positions.

Ji : No thank you Minseok Hyung to feel concerned about us, but I’m good.

Ksoo also stopped facing and paying attention to Junmyeon and subtlety start facing the crowd so Ji can’t follow XM.
Mission cockblocking KD : Plan A, Failed

XM : Well, don’t mind your old Hyung. I’m just staying between the two of you. I never do that. But today I’ll do it.

Mission cocklblock KD : Plan B, Human shield

XM *is moving around, can’t stay still* : Nice. Now act natural Minseok no one will  notice you being on your mission.

Mission cocklblock KD : Plan B, Success ?

XM talks to them one after the other. We can imagine him warning them. 
XM : Now I’m here you can’t be obvious now, how bout that ?

KD : Hyung, you’re the one obvious here….

Thanks to @toomanyfeelsexogdi for the gifs <3 lob ya.

Stiles is sleeping on the couch at Scott’s house, his memories of everything after Scott was bitten are still gone. Lydia walks over to Scott, who’s watching him in the chair, and tells him to get upstairs and get some rest himself. Scott, grateful but trying not to show it too much, goes up and asks Lydia to wake him in an hour.

And after sitting there with her coffee for about 20 minutes, Lydia starts talking. At first it’s simple memories since she’s gotten to know him. (“We’ve had math together almost every year since fifth grade. I forgot your real name until last year and you were shocked when I could pronounce it on my first try. Allison set us up for our sophomore winter formal…”)

And then the memories get a lot more serious. About the panic attack, their kiss, holding him under, knowing that Scott is the most important thing to him in the whole world after his dad. How she watched him walk towards Scott through fire and then a year later they walked away from each other in the rain. The nogitsune. Allison’s death. Malia…

Even more serious emotions come out. “I don’t know what to do if you don’t remember me. The real me. Not the…cold lifeless exterior I was before. You told me once that if anything happened to me you’d go out of your mind. Well…I’ve done that once or twice. I’m worried that I might lose it again.”

And then the words about how she feels about Stiles just start to spill out. And when she looks up from her coffee cup, Stiles’ eyes are open and she hears something that sounds suspiciously like Scott tripping over the landing as he scrambles back up the stairs.

Oh.”

(And then the episode would probably end and I’d start screaming.)

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26.“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
Steve Rogers x Reader
Words: 1070
For the beautiful @shamvictoria11 Hope you like it!! I’m sorry this took me so long!

Y/N didn’t even try to hide the ugly cry that she was experiencing right now. Sam and Bucky didn’t know why she was crying or what to do about it. The three of them were sitting the back of the jet while Natasha flew them back to the compound. The mission had been simple and successful. She wasn’t injured anywhere to either man could tell. Bucky kneeled in front of her while Sam sat next to her on the floor where she sank down as soon as they were on the jet, both men trying to calm her down enough to tell them what was actually wrong. But she just shook her head, tears streaming down her face, and saying, “He’s going to hate me.”

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anonymous asked:

“Do you want this? Why don’t you beg for it, hm?” I'm a sucker for 'tough guys' being broken. If you could!!! Could you do Jesse making Hanzo beg? I love begging so much.

“Do you want this? Why don’t you beg for it, hm?“

Hanzo tried not to groan at the words Jesse growled into his ears as the cowboy palmed him through his jeans. He could barely hear his lover over the pounding of the music, shaking the walls of tight bathroom stall they were squished into. Outside in the main hall, their team mates danced, partied, drank, celebrated a successful mission and the one year anniversary of the recall. Lucio was DJing, Lena was no doubt pouring everyone another round of shots, his brother dancing like a fool with Hana. But they were a distant memory to Hanzo now, they didn’t matter. There was only one thing on his mind; Jesse McCree.

He bit down on Jesse’s shoulder to keep from moaning, not that it would have been heard over the steady bass. His hands were heavy on Hanzo’s already throbbing member, his need tearing him apart. He loved and hated this game they played, where Jesse broke him down without a second thought, making him weak at the knees and needy with their teammates so near by. But the rush was intoxicating, and it was utterly blissful to drop his guard and let the cowboy control him.

“P-please,” he groaned, trying to rub up into McCree’s hand.

The cowboy grinned, voice dark and low. “Please what sugar? I dunno what ya want if ya don’t use yer words.”

To emphasize his point, he gave Hanzo a hard squeeze, and the archer cried out, gripping him tight. “Touch me!” He yelped, panting hard. “Give it to me, something, please! Don’t make me wait!”

McCree let a low groan leave him lips before growling, “oooh fuck I love when you beg, sweetheart. I’ll give ya what ya want, but ya gotta work for it first. Can ya do that?”

Hanzo nodded weakly, body trembling with desire.

“Good. Now get on your knees and show me why you deserve it.”

Okay, but imagine this. For one mission related to water Keith has a great idea. All the others approve and everyone thinking of Lance doing it.  The mission couldn’t be more successful, and when Lance arrives back he’s shirtless and soaking wet. At that exact moment Keith stops functioning, he’s like “Did I just die from gayness?” 

And after that incident his plans are calm, analytical, perfect and would work perfectly. But only when it includes Lance shirtless.

And Lance is like: “I think Keith has an affinity with water. Like do I need to explain?”

And everyone, mainly Pidge is like “I don’t think it has to do anything with water.”

anonymous asked:

good shit: klance stimming. even better: happy klance stims!!!!! keith infodumping and rocking and doing little hand stims. lance jumping and flapping excitedly when they return from a successful mission. happy boyfriends, happy stims

best best beeesst

THE SUPER MASTERLIST

BUCKY BARNES

Originally posted by simplytanvi

Winter’s Witch {WORK IN PROGRESS} || Bucky Barnes had just escaped his captors, Hydra. He didn’t know where to go, or what to do. Somehow, he manages to stumble into a girl’s apartment who he’s met before. The twist is- she’s not your average girl.
 Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9  Part 10 Part 11

Of Course, Doll || The Avengers throw a little kick back in their facility- nothing too crazy, after a successful mission in taking down some Hydra agents. You’re still a new member to the avengers team, and have a similar skill set to Natasha, except your past is a little more gruesome to hers. The Avengers trust you, however some are still wary around you.

We’ve Got All Night || The Avengers throw a little kick back in their facility- nothing too crazy, after a successful mission in taking down some Hydra agents. You’re still a new member to the avengers team, and have a similar skill set to Natasha, except your past is a little more gruesome to hers. The Avengers trust you, however some are still wary around you.

I Thought I Lost You || Bucky and (Y/N) had been in a relationship for a long time now. They were both stupid and reckless, which is why Fury had made a bad decision sending the two lovers on a mission together.

Manners Maketh Man || Walking home at 1am wasn’t a smart move on your part, you should have known it would have eventually gotten you into trouble. Thank the heavens you had a protector who had been watching from a distance.

Don’t You Mind? || He never meant for it to happen, it kept him up at night. Bucky Barnes wanted to be with (Y/N) so badly, but the Winter Soldier had other ideas. || Best read with this song

Round Two || Getting captured and injected with the same super serum as Bucky Barnes was never something you had planned for. When Bucky finally gets you back, it’s high time you blow off some steam.

Are You Okay? || Yeah, so a bullet or a sharp blade could probably kill you. But what about self doubt? No one ever teaches you how to not let insecurities kill you on the inside.

Post Break-Up Sex || Break ups can lead to many things. For some, it calls for the best rom com and a bowl of ice cream to drown yourself in your own feelings. For others, it can mean shutting yourself down for a while, taking time for some well needed self care. For (Y/N), it meant going off the rails just a little. || Best read with this song

Yellow || Bucky wasn’t the same kid from Brooklyn like back in the 40′s, but he also wasn’t the soviet master assassin; The Winter Soldier, no. He was somewhere in between. You are the bright yellow in his life that always brings him back down to earth. (Artist!Reader AU)

Begin Again || Bucky Barnes did it- he got clean, and is now trying to make up for the horrors he’s caused by working for Shield alongside the Avengers. When he gets sent on a solo mission to bring in (Y/N); an ex avenger who’s gone rogue, someone particularly special from his past, things get heated.

Somewhere I Belong || Sometimes all the pain and the bullshit going on in your life is just one big shitty hurdle you have to pass to get to the bigger picture, to get to the light at the end of the tunnel. Bucky was (Y/N)’s light.


PIETRO MAXIMOFF

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel

Life Of The Party || Being the youngest avenger did have it’s perks. Saving the world was your job man! What could get better then that? Maybe a steamy drunken make out session on top of the Avengers tower with none other than Pietro Maximoff?


KURT WAGNER

Originally posted by onorasdrivein

The Bamfs || When your boyfriend gets dragged away in the middle of the night on a dangerous mission against his own father, causing him to miss your three year anniversary, he makes sure he comes back with a present. Or in this case, lots and lots of little, annoying, blue, presents. You always did say you wanted a pet, right?

Sparring || You and Kurt have a cheeky sort of friendship. Watch as your ‘friendship’ gets a little well… complicated, all because of one little sparring session.

Outcast At Last || Dating a mutant proves to be difficult with anti-mutant parents. Fortunately, you learn an important lesson that they do not define who you are, I suppose being an outcast isn’t such a bad thing in the end. || Best read with this song


SIRIUS BLACK

Originally posted by your-harry-potter-imagines

Innocence {COMPLETED} || Sirius Black gets charged with the murder of his best friends. He’s denied a fair trial, and gets thrown into Azkaban. You know for certain he’s innocent, so you take matters into your own hands.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Double Trouble {WORK IN PROGRESS} || They met each other while they were in school by a happy coincidence. Little do they know, death, pain and destruction is on the way for the two Gryffindor lovers.
Part 1

One Too Many || On a night out with the Marauders, James bets Sirius can’t down more than seven shots of Beetle Berry Whiskey. Sirius, never backing down from a challenge, accepts, and the effects are near catastrophic for the reader.

Strip || You agree to help Sirius study for his OWL’s, however what you failed to realise that tutoring the marauder was like babysitting. After various failed attempts, you finally find a way to keep Sirius somewhat focused and, interested.

Somebody To Love || “I did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face.”

Liquorlip Loaded Gun || “I wish I could disappear, So you would never see me in this mess I get in. However hard I try, keep on stumbling still. Once in a while I’ll show you who I am. When I can I’ll, Open up the oceans, jump on in.”

Do I Wanna Know? || Reader works as a barista in a busy cafe, right in the heart of London, completely oblivious that there are such things as Wizards, magic, and most of all; a deadly war waging on within the magical community. Reader is blissfully ignorant to the wizarding world, just as any muggle should- that is until Sirius Black shows up in her life.


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Shance fic idea

An AU where: 

- the Kerberos mission was a success 

- Shiro was very very famous because of it 

- Shiro was stil Lance’s hero and wishes to work with him/ aspire to be like him 

- And so he strived to be the best damn pilot there is 

- cue Keith side story about rivalry, competition, and envy of Keith’s related closeness to Shiro 

- Anyway, Lance had the opportunity to go to space but not with Shiro but that’s ok because SPACE! 

- Shiro was the one in charge of prepping/training Lance for the mission 

- PINING! 

- ACCIDENTAL/NOT SO ACCIDENTAL STARES AND TOUCHES! 

- a lot of GOOD JOBS and TOMATO FACE Lance (or Shiro) 

- GIGGLES AND SMILES!!! 

 - Ahem… and so the day of the launch Shiro wishes Lance good luck and BOOM! Lance is in space 

- everything goes wrong because Lance and his crew gets captured by the Galra 

- role reversal people! ( oh lord now i remember what it’s called ) 

i got a little carried away :D it gets darker from here

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So let’s imagine Keith and Lance mutually pining for each other all through their war against Zarkon and both being completely oblivious. The rest of the Voltron crew have long since been driven crazy by the sexual tension and the longing gazes.

They had tried everything. 

  • Allura thought that a relationship between them would be amazing for Voltron so she supported them 100%. 
  • She let them both know that romantic relationships between paladins was actually very common and has never been discouraged, hoping that they wouldn’t let Voltron stop them from confessing.
    • Lance hit on her asking if she was trying to tell him something.
    • Keith left the room once he realized what she was talking about.
  • Then she got sneaky and would pair them up for missions hoping that being alone would give them the time to confess.
  • They were more focused on the mission then on each other. 
    • Missions were always successful though so A+
  • Coran thought that the reason they hadn’t confessed yet was poor communication (he was right) and tried to focus on ‘team bonding’ between the two. Had mixed results.
  • He tried getting them to complement the other
    • Lance would confess to thinking Keith was a great at combat.
    • Keith would get flustered, have no idea what to say, and tell Lance he was ‘almost kinda funny’ 
    • Lance would get offended and say Keith’s face was ‘almost kinda normal looking’
  • They had to be separated and he didn’t try again.
  • He tried giving them advice by telling them about traditional Altean courting and great love stories from all across the galaxies.
    • Altean traditions are so confusing and weird though.
    • ‘Wait, they had to eat a what?’ ‘A raw Blinzarri egg. It was about the size of your face and tasted horrendous. A suitor was suppose eat an entire egg to prove their dedication to the courtship, the more you ate without puking, the more in love you were. Why King Alfor ate three of the nightmares in order to court the queen. Had to spend a few days in a healing pod afterwards though…’
    • Lance is disturbed. Keith sneaked out while Coran was distracted.
  • Hunk was over the moon when Lance confessed to him that he liked Keith because he’s seen the way Keith looks at Lance.
    • ‘Can I be the best man?’ ‘Hunk!’
  • But even though Lance confessed that he liked Keith to Hunk, he wouldn’t confess to Keith.
  • Hunk doesn’t want to push, but he also wants his friends to be happy so he tried to leave subtle hints for them.
    • ‘Hey Keith, did you notice Lance hitting on that male alien at that last planet?’ ‘Don’t remind me…’
    • ‘Wow, it sure was nice of Keith to help you with your training today, huh Lance?’ ‘Hunk he almost broke my nose…’
    • ‘Hey Keith, would you mind talking for Lance for me? He seemed a little down today.’ ‘I think you would have better luck cheering him up then me.’
    • ‘Doesn’t Keith look like he’s struggling with that? Maybe you should help him, Lance.’ ‘Nah, this is way too entertaining.’
  • Shiro was thrilled when he realized that Keith and Lance were both crazy for each other
    • Was less thrilled when they kept dancing around each other after the first month. It stopped being cute after the sixth month and he realized they needed help.
  • Shiro’s horrible with romance. Someone would be hitting on him and he just freezes up. Has no idea what to do with himself. He’s so bad with romance.
  • So he tried to talk to the two of them and see if he could convince one to confess.
    • ‘Hey, Keith, I noticed you smiling at Lance today.’ 
      • ‘Shiro, I swear to god, no.’ 
      • ‘I just-’ ‘No.’ 
      • ‘You can-’ ‘No I can’t because he doesn’t like me and I don’t want to talk about it. I’m gonna go train.’
    • ‘Lance, I wanted to talk to you about you’re feelings for Keith.’ 
      • ‘What feelings? Loathing and the obvious jealousy he has for my amazing skills? Those feelings?’ 
      • ‘No Lance I’m talking about-’ 
      • ‘Oh hey, Shiro, hows your shoulder doing? You landed on it pretty hard during that battle.’ 
      • ‘It’s fine Lance, now about-’ 
      • ‘You’ve gotten it checked over? Good! If only Pidge would do that…’ 
      • ‘Pidge was injured? I’m gonna go talk to her, thanks for telling me Lance.’ ‘No prob!’
    • Five minutes later he realized what Lance had done and gone back to talk to him, but the sneaky little shit was gone.
  • Pidge did not sign up for this. These longing sighs and dreamy looks and so much sexual tension she’s almost choking on it.
    • She’s honestly happy for them but also thinks they are an embarrassment to the human race so…
  • Her? Help Lance and Keith get together? Not happening. She’s not butting her nose into their business and she would be quiet happy not knowing anything that those two do together.
  • But God their just getting sad now.
  • She got desperate and used the handcuffs from when they first began training to force them together.
    • They went to Coran to get them off and Pidge played it off as a prank.


They manage to defeat Zarkon and the Galra empire and save the universe before they manage to get Keith and Lance together.

Then after the final battle while everyones celebrating, Lance gets so happy and excited that he kisses Keith without even thinking and only realizes what he’s doing after like three seconds.

Keith had gone still in shock when Lance kissed him. He snapped out of it when Lance started panicking and apologizing and pulled him in for another kiss.

The rest of the team were screaming in the background while Lance and Keith kept kissing through laughter and big smiles, both ignorant to the hell they had put their teammates through for years.

pluph  asked:

Imagine Jack smiling at Gabe over a couple of shakes and burgers (and alcohol) after a successful mission. It's infectious. They're both laughing and getting (too) close and (too) warm and (too) comfortable. They're safe and happy and bump foreheads, and Gabe is moving foreword as Jack licks his lips and the moment is quiet and then it's..dark.. and an old soldier opens his eyes to the dark, musty room he's staying tonight. He touches a hand to his lips, the ghost of a memory still lingering..

oh shit, you done fucked me up now

thanks for hurting my heart 

Steggy things:

Remember Peggy’s “knock out” lipstick? 102 sweet dreams. Okay, okay. Imagine Peggy impulsively kissing Steve while still wearing it, (momentarily forgetting that she hadn’t rubbed it off after a successful mission. Let’s face it. These two, they just can’t keep their hands off each other)

When he comes to, she’s like: “I’m sorry darling. I thought I wiped it off.” 

Steve: “That’s okay, Peg. A kiss from you could knock me out without the lipstick. Believe me.” 

Peggy: “Behave.” 

Going into Hidden Figures having heard a lot of controversy about the bathroom sign-smashing scene, I was concerned that the movie was going to be pretty pandering on the racism front. I was pleasantly surprised that it was not; in fact, while it did romanticise some things it also made some white people uncomfortable so, mission success overall probably. FYI I am a white woman, but these are some of the things I observed that I thought were good in terms of the portrayal of race/racism.

1. Every positive anti-racist action taken by a white character was directly and unequivocably prompted, if not demanded, by a black character. The white character doesn’t take pity on the black character; the black character states their situation firmly with their head high and demands change. Of course a there’s a degree of pity in there, bc the white people have the power and don’t technically have to do shit, but it was not just a bunch of White Saviors strolling around going ‘oh, the poor black women, let me save you’. There aren’t even any “white friends” really (eg white teachers, other helpful white people,) except as a few people from the office eg Kevin started to step up their games. And we don’t see any of the white people’s family lives, internal drama, etc, and at no point does anything become about the consequences white people may face if they stand up for the black ones. There is no ~woe is me, what I give for social justice~. And the black characters aren’t expected to be grateful for being saved.

2. Systematic & unintentional/covert racism was explicitly highlighted, rather than overt racism being used to cover up/excuse the ‘small’ stuff. The scene where Kevin Costner smashes the bathroom sign? follows NUMEROUS mentions & displays of Katherine’s going to the bathroom and the notice of her absence, her getting rained on and drenched, and then proceeding to crack and explain some hard hitting points, one of which was that somebody had put a coloured sign on the coffee and no-one had taken it off or stood up for her or even used her coffee, and one of which were that there were no coloured bathrooms in literally half of NASA and none of the white people had noticed. Also, the difference between black WOMEN’s and white WOMEN’s pays was directly targeted (”you don’t pay us enough to buy pearls!”) White characters and white audience members were uncomfortable. Racism, but also the Bystander effect and the ignorance afforded by privilege are called out HARD, with silences and camera shots that force it to hit. There is no Unacceptably Too Racist Bad Guy to unify against; it’s ALL about systematic racism and unintentional racism and the lack of willingness of WHITE people INCLUDING WOMEN to face up to it.

3. Allies are rewarded/thanked/forgiven for actions, not words.  The idea of things being “just the way they are” and “just because that’s how it is, doesn’t make it right” is brought up numerous times but they don’t leave it there. At no point is racism magically solved - not even by the sign-smashing incident. Their colleagues and superiors are still pointedly difficult. They highlight ongoing civil rights issues and violence against black activists, state vs federal differences, and informal inequalities. And the black women don’t accept apologies and platitudes; they only accept action as apologies, eg. “I truly think you [white lady] believe [that you don’t have anything against black people]” vs. said white lady actually using her privilege within the system and getting Dorothy the Supervisor position she deserved

4. White Women are White. Water is wet, but not every portrayal of women will tell you that. I think they walked a really good line with the white women, because while there were a few moments of female solidarity (eg. “She can also speak”) they were always presented as being ‘just as white’ the as the white men. Just as doubtful, just as racist, just as ignorant and/or unwilling to stand up to the system; eg they didn’t invite or let Katherine into the bathroom, they didn’t touch her coffee pot, or do anything especially kind to her until those points when some of the men were also starting to reach out. There were no ‘we’re all women here/in a man’s world’ moments. At no point did the main ladies have to accept or defend anything from, or happening to, the white women, especially not at their own expense. 

(and meanwhile, sexism within the black community and elements of the main characters’ identities as both black and female were also explored)

and of course

5. Black women as heroines. This kind of goes without saying, given the point of the movie, but it’s more than just ‘cool, black female leads’. It’s everything that means. It means the stories of real black women are being told. And not (very) whitewashed. It means black women are bestowed with extremely brilliant intelligence, sense of justice and strength of character as every protagonist must. It means black women are front and centre of their own narratives, exerting agency, portraying developed lives. They have friendships, families (all different), opinions, personalities, beyond the token and independent of, as well as inclusive of, their oppression. Non-black audiences are presented with black women they can an must empathise with, front-and-centre, and in relation to one of the greatest proudest moments of American history. Black women have leadership roles, they make landmarks, and as far as this movie is concerned, they basically save the world. When it all goes down, the entire country is waiting on the word and the work of a black woman. That’s rare af in terms of rep, and it’s a freaking treasure.